As Theodosia first act a grand wizard she decided to help out Phillip, the little boy who's crops were burning.

  "So Scrub, I have a solution, you need to marry a w9man." Theodosia didn't think Phillip was gay, because gay doesn't run in gentetics.

  "I like boys, but like singer emoish boys." Phillip said this in a serious tone, as if his crops depended on it.

  Theodosia had feelings for the young boy, she used her magic and made herself a Shawn Mendes, Phillips idol.

  "OH MY GOD IT'S SHAWN MENDES! MARRY ME! I WANT YOU INSIDE ME!"  Phillip exclaimed this as loud as he could, making an eagle screech.

  Theodosia git on one knee and proposed, "Phillip, I know you may be my brother, but I love you, and I don't care if don't know that Eliza posed as Mariah Reynolds to sleep with Hamilton, I love you, so if you would make me the happiest person on this planet, Marry Me." Phillip started to cry, his perfect emo eyeliner smearing.

  "Shawn Mendes, I don't know how you knew that, but of course I'll marry you."

  They got married and had lots of babies!