I feel I need to explain a few things after many reads and upset comments over this book.

So here goes:

1. First and foremost, Veronica Weasley is female Ron. There is NO Ron because she is Ron. Ronnie.

2. I've written her as a complete bitch. She doesn't hold back and swears like a sailor.
Forewarned warning: she uses the slur 'mudblood' at least once.

3. Yes, this IS a Draco fanfic, and expect smut.

4. This is book one of two - Bitter Chocolate is the sequel.

THIS FIRST BOOK IS A TONGUE IN CHEEK REWRITE OF THE SERIES! Please understand that I wrote all these characters in a purposefully exaggerated form and if you feel offended by that sort of thing then PLEASE don't read.