Tagged by dream-is-reality

This is another one of those really, really boring tags. I think I'm gonna switch things up and let my characters answer the questions again. For obvious purposes, we will transport them to a modern-day setting.

Characters used will be Jedediah Crayes (how can I not?), Mordred Kenhelm, Berethar of Mycraí.

*summons characters* We're having another interview!

Berethar: ...

Mordred: *sighs*

Jedediah Crayes: NOT ONE OF THESE AGAIN!

What? Aren't you excited?

Jedediah Crayes: You expect me to be happy about this? I was publicly humiliated in every conceivable way by that last one.

Tch-tch. Hyperbole will get you nowhere. First question! What's your favourite band?

Jedediah Crayes: We had this question last time. I refuse on these grounds to have anything more to do with this interview.

Mordred: He has a fair point -- well, half of one. We already had to answer this question before. I think you ought to skip it.

Berethar, what's your opinion?

Berethar: I do not care.

I do wish you had more of an opinion, Berethar.

Berethar: I gave you my opinion. My opinion is that I do not care.

*sighs* Why are you so logical? Fine, everybody. We skip that question. Now are you all happy?

Jedediah Crayes: *scowls*

Mordred: Of course.

Berethar: I told you I do not care.

Thank you, Berethar. Now, what is your mental age?

Jedediah Crayes: *squints* What is my what?

Mordred: I think... I think I see what they mean.

Berethar: It sounds like more absurd modern cant to me. Why will people be obsessed with talking about their "spirit animals" and which fictional character their personality dovetails to, and what colour represents them, and all manner of other things that have absolutely no ground in reality?

Jedediah Crayes: Good grief, Berethar! Can't you stand having a little fun in your life? 

*loud cough* Berethar, thank you for the spiel. Anyway, nobody has answered the question yet.

Jedediah Crayes: *darkly* That's because I don't understand it. And nobody is offering a helpful explanation.

Okay! So... I don't know... like, what age do you feel like?

Jedediah Crayes: Oh! In that case... I generally feel like 40-ish.

Considering that you're in your seventies, that's great news. Berethar?

Berethar: My age.

Jedediah Crayes: *exploding because I just informed everybody of his general age*

Come on, dude, I didn't even get specific. You could be 70 or 79 for all anybody knows. Seriously, stop glaring at me. Mordred?

Mordred: Oh... I don't know. Sometimes I feel particularly boyish, and at other times I feel rather old, really.

Interesting. *looks at next question* Shoot, that's another one that was in the last tag. Well, might as well see if y'all's answers have changed. Favourite song?

Mordred: Well, I still like Song of Durin by Clamavi De Profundis. But their version of The King Beneath the Mountains is also very good. I think it's vying for my highest approval.

You have excellent taste, Mordred. Jedediah Crayes... *gives warning look*

Jedediah Crayes: I still say He Comes, The Werevulture King.

*groan* I'll let it go.

Berethar: My tastes are not so fickle as to change in a matter of months.

JUST PICK SOMETHING YOU LIKE FOR GOODNESS' SAKE

Berethar: Beethoven's 5th Symphony.

Are you trying to be smart or... whatever. Trust you to like that one. Everybody awake still? Favourite movie!

Jedediah Crayes: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, extended version, deleted scenes, and special features.

Mordred: I like Zootopia.

Jedediah Crayes: That's a kid's movie! Good grief, grow up, Mordred!

I like it too. Chill, J.C.

J.C.: NOT THAT NICKNAME!

Grow up, Jedediah Crayes. Now, Berethar? And no, you cannot say movies are a waste of time again. There are educational movies out there.

Berethar: *is displeased* Very well. Latin 101: Learning a Classical Language.

I'm not even sure that counts. Honestly, Berethar... Next question is, what is your favourite quote from a song?

Berethar: That is a very foolish question.

I agree with you, but you'll have to try and pick.

*long argument*

FINE! We are going to do what BERETHAR wants to do, and skip the "impossible" question. What time do you usually go to sleep?

Jedediah Crayes: That is private.

Mordred: Who invented these questions?

Berethar: It varies.

Really, y'all. Try and be helpful here. What is your dream job?

Jedediah Crayes: I'm doing it.

Wonderful. What is it?

Jedediah Crayes: Working with the Legean Association, of course.

Berethar: What is the use of wishing on a "dream job"?

Berethar, something tells me that behind that indifferent mask, there lies a person who is very goal-oriented and set on gaining his dreams... however practical those dreams may be.

Berethar: *says nothing*

Mordred: I am a farmer, and I like doing that. *pauses* I don't like repairing castles, though.

Drop it, Mordred. That was a long time ago and we all know the foreman was a jerk. Moving on: What is your profile picture, and what does it mean to you?

Jedediah Crayes: Weeeellll... I don't have a Wattpad account, but my Facebook has a picture of my knife collection.

Yes, and very impressive it is.

Mordred: I don't remember.

Jedediah Crayes: What do you mean, you don't remember?

Mordred: Well, you see, I have a Facebook account... I think... but I haven't been on it in... oh...

Jedediah Crayes: *rolls eyes* It's probably deleted by now.

Berethar: I have no social media account.

Jedediah Crayes: You have a problem, Berethar. Do you want me to explain to you how MUCH of a --

GUYS LET'S KEEP IT CALM HERE

Jedediah Crayes: I JUST WANT TO CLARIFY TO BERETHAR THAT HE HAS PROBLEMS

Berethar: If you call "problems" merely not being interested in much of pointless modernity --

Jedediah Crayes: YOU ARE SO BEHIND THE TIMES GOOD GRIEF YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A CELLPHONE

Berethar: I don't need one.

Jedediah Crayes: WHEN I WANT TO GET AHOLD OF YOU AND I CALL YOUR HOUSE 214345735239849 TIMES AND THEN FIND OUT THAT YOU WEREN'T HOME AT ALL THE PAST TWO DAYS --

Drop it. Okay? It's dropped. What are you more like, a teacher's pet or rule breaker?

Jedediah Crayes: *growing very red* WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO --

THIS IS THE NEXT QUESTION! DON'T KILL ME!

Jedediah Crayes: Oh. I'm nobody's pet. But I don't break rules, either. At least, not necessary rules.

Mordred: The key here being the definition of "necessary rules".

Jedediah Crayes: Oh, be quiet.

Berethar: I do not break rules unless they go against my standard of morality.

Mordred: I try not to, but sometimes I don't notice the rules.

Very true, Mordred... Right. Four more questions to go! If you could rename yourself, what would it be?

Jedediah Crayes: I do NOT want to rename myself.

Berethar: Why would I rename myself?

Mordred: Your name does fit you so well, after all. *smiles*

Berethar: *rolls eyes*

Mordred: I never thought about renaming myself. It's an interesting idea. *stares pensively into space*

I can see we'd better move on now before Mordred completely loses himself in abstract thought. What is your celebrity crush?

Jedediah Crayes: ...

Berethar: ...

Mordred: I am married.

Good point.

Berethar: So am I.

Jedediah Crayes: I am not getting married. Ever.

So be it. Romantic movies or horror movies?

Jedediah Crayes: *gags*

Berethar: *cold silence*

Mordred: I like romance...

Aaaaaaannnd! Last question! YouTube or Wattpad?

Jedediah Crayes: YouTube.

Berethar: I have no opinion.

Mordred: I couldn't say... I don't think I've ever been on Wattpad. What is it like?

You'd like it, Mordred. You'd be a really supportive character to budding authors. Well, that's it. Fly, be free!

Jedediah Crayes: *bolts*

Berethar: *stalks away*

Mordred: *leisurely wanders off, wondering if his wife can tell him more about Wattpad*

Tagging whoever wants to do this. You don't have to have your characters answer the questions, but in my opinion it's way more fun. XD