i stumbled into a human group chat.

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i have no idea how i got in there but there I was. they were talking about all sorts of things that i've never heard of, and i've been living for billions of years. they went on about these things named stands? and pizza, drugs and mafia business. they were the strangest humans i've ever encountered. there was also this blonde boy with three holes in his hair, i've never seen a prostitute with that many holes before! the red-head was quite a pest though, i'll deal with that pathetic scum later.

if all humans were like them, ,  ,

i would still eradicate them without question.

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