hOW THE FUCK DID I GET A SCAR AND A BRUISE FROM TRIPPING ON THE CARPET OF MY BEDROOM FLOOR!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!

WHAT IS THIS SHIT!? I GOT A HEART SHAPED BRUISE AND A SQUARE SCAR MADE UP OF TINY LINE SCARS! H O W ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ?