"That planet's been yeeted!"

"Yeet, yeeted, yote. Past tense."

"I hate homework, so I never assign much."

"The wifi here is horrible, don't worry."

"OGANOOS! The god! Uranus could have been that!"

"Or GEORGIAN SIDIS! Why did we not like that!?"

"Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Neptune."

"Call Uranus whatever you want, but please never call it Neptune."

"The planets are all named after gods, but then... d i r t."

"We're dirt in the middle of the solar system!"

"Mars is a toaster."

"All we learned last class was useless. You'll learn more about it when you're older; and I only taught you this because you wanted me to."

"Please don't watch Netflix in class."

"you can watch YouTube at home, not yet though."

-My science teacher. This was all my teacher except for the Mars toaster one.