So in my school, we have a thing in English class where we write to our teacher and she writes back, etc. It's just to get us writing.

So in the letter, my teacher asked: If you could uninvent an invention, what invention would it be?

And here's what I wrote because I'm stupid:

     "If I could invent one invention, I would uninvent heart-shaped and star-shaped sunglasses because by gosh, I would expect your eyes to be like that. Circular sunglasses? People who wear them have circular eyes. Rounded square sunglasses? The people who wear them's eyes have that little shine in their eyes that are square, usually. Football-shaped sunglasses? Guess what, football-shaped eyes. If you have heart-shaped or star-shaped sunglasses, I will expect to see heart-shaped or star-shaped eyes when I pull those sunglasses off your face because we are inside Kelsey, and there's no sun to get in your eyes! But guess what, the people who wear them have to be so special and make the public expect them to have fancy eyes, but noooo, they do not! They're making us believe a false reality where they are far more special and good-looking than all of us, while they actually have sun-impared eyeballs because they wear them all the time because if anyone sees their true eye shape, they'll be publicly humiliated by it! So every day, rain or shine, they wear those darn heart-shaped and star-shaped sunglasses: at lunch, dinner, breakfast, the beach, snowdays, school, their jobs, everywhere to the point where if they even see a drawing of the sun, their eyes burn off to a lack of prior sun exposure! They're making everyone else miserable because they make themselves seem so much better than us(Therefore making our mental health go far lower than it would without them wearing those stupid sunglasses, while slowly making their own physical health deplete due to such a chain recation of being a true problem to society, people expecting nice eyes, and them thinking they are sooo much better than the rest of us! Just abolish those sunglasses now, while it has done the damage needed to show how terrible this world truly is!

Sincerely, Hugh"

Yes I'm handing this in as actual schoolwork

Yes, this is the teacher's first year at this school

Yes, I'm going to make her life a living heck(only when we write, of course)

And yes, I'll put her reply in the next chapter