It was 1975 and Y/N was showing no signs of slowing down or getting old in fact he hadn't aged a day since he was 27 which was when he obtained his healing factor amongst his other abilities, spending sixty years as Genetically Enhanced Mercenary.

Y/N decided to break from any work related shit for a few weeks and decided to head down to Tijuana in Mexico to celebrate his 87th birthday. In all the 87 years he'd been alive, he had never once been to Mexico so why not take a road trip down there.

Y/N would be driving from his safehouse in Los Angeles to Tijuana so it would be a relatively short drive just under three hours away.

"Para bailar La Bamba. Para bailar La Bamba" Y/N was singing along with La Bamba by Richie Valens. "An absolute classic tune if you haven't heard it" Y/N added

Y/N got to the Mexican-American Border, he put on his sunglasses and looked as one of the officers approached his car.

"Why are you crossing the border today?" The officer questioned as Y/N gave him his passport.

Y/N had a cocky grin on his face as he answered in a surprisingly decent Mexican accent "Hey homeboy, I'm entering Mexico to checkout the country Ese, maybe even meet a few lovelay senoritas."

The officer didn't even offer a look to Y/N but instead sighed and said "Welcome to Mexico."

He handed Y/N his passport back and Y/N yelled extremely loudly "VAMANOS!!!" he yelled so loudly it nearly scared the poor officer half to death.

After another hour of driving, he reached Tijuana and was desperate to get to his hotel before getting some food given it was 8pm.

He reached his decent hotel, quickly throwing his bag into the room before walking into Tijuana to get some food. He came across somewhere called 'El Restaurante Del Diablo'. Y/N looked at it and shrugged his shoulders "Seems as good a place as any" before walking inside.

It was a well lit, relatively quiet place and despite being called 'The Devil's Restaurant' the atmosphere was surprisingly light and calm. He took a seat at a corner booth looking at the menu.

Y/N saw a ridiculously hot waitress who was a petite five foot woman with light brown skin, jet black hair, dark brown eyes wearing a scandalous red and black uniform that was at least eight inches above the knee, he called to her "Hey mami, can I order?"

"I'll be with you in a minute?" She said shooting him a big beaming smile and True to her word she was back within the minute "What can I get you?"

Y/N sighed "Hmmmm, first time in Mexico. What would you recommend?"

"Well we have tacos, quesadillas, burritos, nachos, chimichangas" She offered up.

"So many choices" He excitedly rubbed his hands together "You know what fuck it, I'll have one of everything you just mentioned"

She couldn't help but laugh at Y/N's request "You sure about that? It's gonna be a lot of time and money" she said almost challenging him.

Y/N put the menu down and looked straight at her "Sweetcheeks, I've got the money" He said in a sultry tone combined with a small wink.

She blushed slightly leaning over to grab the menu, as Y/N got a full view of her cleavage noticing how she was well endowed for a small woman "Coming right up" she whispered

Y/N watched as she made her way back to the kitchen to deliver his order looking at how she was blatantly swaying her hips, he looked up at the ceiling and whispered "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnn"

After half an hour, the waitress whose name he learned was Mariana brought him the nachos, burritos, quesadillas and tacos all of which he thoroughly enjoyed. Ten minutes later, Mariana brought him his final dish the Chimichangas "Enjoy" she said placing the meal in front of him before walking off to serve other customers.

He picked up one of the chimichangas and took a bite into it. Suddenly his pupils widened and his face lit up like a child on Christmas morning.

"WHY HAS THIS CULINARY DELIGHT BEEN DENIED TO ME MY ENTIRE LIFE!!??" He yelled as the other diners were looking at him strangely. Y/N saw them looking and said "Eat one of these" he pointed to the chimichangas "And you will understand"

Y/N turned back to his food and began tearing into the rest of the chimichangas as if they were about to grow legs and run off.

Once he was done he was quietly chanting whilst moving his shoulders "Chimi-ch imi-chimi-chimichangas" as soon as he said that he felt a gentle hand on his shoulder and saw Mariana looking down at him.

"You make quite the scene don't you?" She said

"Don't know any other way" Y/N admitted as he put his hands up in the air.

Mariana laughed as she picked up his plates "My shift is done in ten. Mind waiting for me?"

Y/N had a devilish look on his face leaning in towards Mariana's ear flirtatiously whispering "It would be a crime to let a hot lady like you out of my sight"

This made her cheeks radiate "I'll be done soon" she said before hastily heading back to his kitchen.

Y/N paid his bill and waited outside for Mariana who came out still in uniform but with a black jacket covering her torso, she sauntered up to him "Well now that you've dinner, how about we have dessert" she teased

Y/N coolly nodded his head "I could go for dessert"

"I'm sure you could" Mariana said before gripping the back of his neck and pulling him down to kiss her. Y/N was shocked at how aggressively the smaller woman was but there were no complaints from him. The kiss turned to full on make out session in front of the restaurant.

They both quickly noticed this and stopped making out "Your place or mine?" Y/N asked

Mariana looked at Y/N for a second "Yours, perhaps then I could give you the full tour" She said seductively as Y/N quickly caught on.

"Ahhh Viva La México" He sighed putting his arm around the small waitress as they both walked back to Y/N's hotel for a night of fun.

Y/N woke up the next morning completely naked with the young waitress in his arms who was still asleep and whispered "Did you think the author was going to write a lemon. That guy is far too much of a pussy............... plus we have an idea of someone else worthy of that description later on in the story. Wink wink"

Mariana groaned still half asleep "What did you say?"

Y/N was immediately nervous and said "Uhhh nothing go back to sleep"

Mariana did just that as Y/N sighed "Too close"