MANHATTAN, NEW YORK

"J.A.R.V.I.S have you found anything on the facial scans?" Tony asked his Artificial Intelligence. The brilliant billionaire had bags under his eyes and looked like he hadn't slept in weeks.

"I regret to inform Sir, I have failed to find any matches on Venompool." The British AI answered Stark.

Tony sighed "Alright, let me know if you find anything. No matter how minimal it may be."

"Will do Sir."

Tony left his office and joined Steve, Bruce and Clint on the observation floor at the top of Stark Tower. They had been gathering in an attempt to get to the bottom of the disappearance of Venompool.

"Still nothing." Tony regretfully informed as he went behind the bar and poured himself a glass of Scotch "Drink?"

"I'm good with coffee" Bruce gestured his cup up in the air slightly.

Clint and Steve looked at each other and did subtle nods to each other "We'll take a couple of beers." Clint politely asked.

"Coming right up." Tony said as he turned to look at his vast array of options on display on both the shelves and multiple fridges "There's gotta be SOMETHING that gets Cap hammered." He muttered to himself.

Bruce turned to Clint "Any word from Natasha?"

Clint shook his head as he swung on the bar stool so his whole body faced both Steve and Bruce "Not really, she's been even more closed off than she normally is."

"She's probably just having a difficult time, the pair of them got a lot closer during our time in DC." Steve offered up as some kind of explanation.

Clint's eyebrows furrowed at this new information "How do you mean?" He and Bruce really opened their ears now, wanting to understand as much as possible about Y/N and Natasha's bond with one another.

"They argued much less than when we fought Loki and they just seemed to care a lot more about each other. She got to know him better and I guess she changed her mind on him." Steve shared with Bruce and Clint who were both a little surprised to hear this.

Bruce smiled "I knew she'd come around."

"Ooooooooh Nat and Y/N sitting in a tree." Tony teased as he slid Clint and Steve their beers across the recently polished wooden bar.

The three men squinted their eyes at the billionaire's theory "I doubt it." They all said in unison.

Tony huffed thinking there was more to the story than what he they knew "It's just so strange though, why would Y/N just drop off the face of the Earth? We all know he's not a quiet guy."

"Ain't that the truth" Clint said taking a swig from his beer bottle.

Steve was more noticeably worried about Y/N's current state than the others "My fear is that perhaps HYDRA has him."

Tony vigorously shook his head, disregarding that thought almost immediately "Nah, Y/N would rip them apart like a fucking chicken wing, literally." Earning a look of approval from Clint whilst Steve looked unimpressed at Tony's use of profanity, he'd adjusted to Y/N's constant use of it but that still didn't mean that he had to like it.

Bruce meanwhile placed his coffee cup on the bar and said "If I know Y/N, he's probably off doing something 'fun'." he added quotation gestures, knowing Y/N's idea of fun was a lot different to a regular person's "And I know better than to get mixed up into his business."

"Maybe, but we've not heard a peep out of him for three months." Steve sighed "I just hope he turns up soon." He said with a worrying smile before chugging the rest of his bottle.

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ABOARD YONDU'S SHIP, THE ECLECTOR

"What are you so afraid of!?" Natasha yelled at Y/N.

The flashback made the unconscious Y/N shudder and shake slightly in his slumber. There was thin line of saliva dropping out of Y/N's mouth which was open ever so slightly as he was sitting in a small wooden chair that would barely fit a toddler.

"Wakey! Wakey! Sunshine." A deep and rugged voice yelled as he slapped Y/N's cheek a few times before delivering a hard smack across the face.

Y/N's eyes jolted open at the contact as he gasped "WHAT THE SHITBALLS WAS THAT!?" Y/N exclaimed as his eyes adjusted to the light in the room that he was in. After a few seconds his vision had become unblurred as he stared at what was in front of him with wonderment.

"Whoa, Comic-Con fans really do be crazy!" Y/N said as he stared intently at the group in front of him. He tried to get up but found he was restrained to the chair with several metal ropes restricting any movement from anywhere but his head "You guys are into some really kinky shit." He said with a raised eyebrow.

"You're a talker like Quill." The blue man with a rugged voice stated as he approached Y/N.

Confusion was painted all over Y/N's face "Quill? Who the fuck is Quill?" He questioned the group.

"A Terran like you." The rugged voiced man answered as he walked around Y/N's chair slowly.

"Terran? Listen up Megamind, I'm usually the crazy one around here but you're making as much sense as pineapple on pizza." Y/N irritatingly said to the blue skinned man who didn't understand the reference.

"The name's Yondu Udonta and don't you forget it." Yondu threatened as he got in Y/N's face.

Y/N gagged a little as Yondu breathed in his face "Well Yondu" he turned to look at Yondu "You seriously need to discover toothpaste because your breath smells like the inside of a cow's asshole." He then smirked at the man "And I would know."

The insult made a few of the other members snigger under the breathes and Yondu snapped his head to glare at them which made them instantly stop "You think he's funny do ya?"

"No, no, no sorry boss."

Whilst Yondu was scolding his crew, inside of Y/N's head he heard a loud yawning sound "Whooooo, I seriously needed that power nap. Space travel really is a bitch."

Y/N was glad to hear that Venom was back however his eyes widened at the revelation of what was going on "D-did you just space travel? We're in space."

Venom clicked his fingers "Oh yeah, forgot to mention that." Venom's face which Y/N could see inside of his mind grinned slightly "There is a very strong chance I may have let us get captured by these morons."

"Why!?" Y/N angrily asked

"Uhhhhh" Venom stalled as he tried to find a reasonable excuse " Because you were depressed about Nat........ soooooo I thought it would be fun. You know get away for a bit and clear your head......... besides I thought you liked space?" The symbiote asked in a high pitched voice.

Y/N scoffed and rolled his eyes at Venom's reasons before replying in an annoyed and irritated tone "Fucks sake, I love space!"

"Who are you talking to boy?" Yondu asked Y/N.

"The voices. Normally seen in yellow and white boxes........... Occasionally in a red box." Y/N smiled artificially whilst gesturing with his eyes up to his head, wanting to keep Venom as a little ace up his sleeve in case things got hairy. He would have done a double mock thumbs up at the group had he not been restrained.

"Terrans are a fuckin' weird species." Yondu shakes his head whilst looking up at the sky.

"So! What do you want with a legendary mercenary like moi?" Y/N triumphantly declared in a booming voice taking a little inspiration from Thor.

Yondu kissed his teeth at what Y/N had just said as he became a little bit smug at the prize that he and the rest of the Ravagers had on their hands "A legendary mercenary eh?"

"Yeah, I'm like the Elvis Presley of Mercenaries." Y/N claims with Venom silently agreeing with that sentiment.

"Presley? Was that the person whose music Quill used to play?" One of the Ravagers asks another.

"No, that's Elvis Parsley." Another one answers wrongly causing Y/N to let out a loud and gruff snigger.

"Parsley! Hahaha, funny, that's funny. I think Someone's left their chromosomes at home today." Y/N exclaims causing the Ravager who answered to become embarrassed and angry, in retaliation he delivered a sharp uppercut to Y/N nose with a small spurt of blood coming from it.

His nose instantly healed as the Ravager was pushed back by Yondu with the rest of the crew "We ain't seen nothing like you before with all your healing." Yondu said seemingly intrigued by Y/N's abilities.

"It's a gift" He declared triumphantly before muttering as if it was inaudible under his breath "And a curse." He thought back to that day with Natasha.

"Clearly, now you're probably wondering WHY we've brought you on board our ship." Yondu questioned the restrained Mercenary.

Y/N put on his thinking face "Oooooh a tricky question. Let me think, hmmmmmmm OOOOOOH is it to kill someone?"

"Not to KILL but to capture ALIVE!" Yondu stated his instructions very clearly.

"BOOOOOOOOOORING"

"ALIVE!!?" One of the Ravagers blurts out in disbelief "I told you when you picked that kid up, you should have delivered him like we was hired to do! HE WAS CARGO! You have always been soft on him." The unimpressed Ravager reminded his boss.

"This place is just dripping with fun ain't it?"

Yondu grabbed the Ravager by the scruff of his collar "YOU'RE the only I'm being soft on." He then let go of the Ravager "Now, don't you worry about Mr. Quill. As soon as we get him back here, I'm gonna kill him myself."

"I'm sensing some serious hostility here."

Yondu turned his attention back to Y/N "Pretty smart ain't it, get a Terran to capture a Terran. It's genius if I do say so myself." Yondu smirked earning gruntled sounds from his fellow Ravagers.

Y/N nodded "Oh yeah" He said sarcastically "About as clever as sticking your dick in a toaster." He leaned in towards them and said in a quieter tone "Which from personal experience is a really bad move."

Yondu decided to ignore Venompool's outburst "Now this man, Peter Quill, that we're after has something that we want. You see he had this thing that he was supposed to deliver to us BUT he never returned."

"Are we playing the pronoun game? Using 'something' and 'thing' gives me very little to work with."

"What 'it' is has nothing to do with you!" Yondu mocks back.

"Fiiiiiiiiiine no questions, but I do need to know how much I'm getting paid?" Y/N asked with a raised eyebrow "Because I'm not a cheap date, I'm a full three course dinner."

Yondu looked around sheepishly to his other Ravagers until they all burst out into laughter.

Yondu started laughing HARD as he bent over and started slapping his thighs with their being physical pain in his stomach.

"What are they laughing at?" Venom asked his host inside of his host.

"I have no idea but I enjoy laughter." Y/N replied before he and Venom started laughing loudly as well adding a few of his own little mannerisms like rolling his tongue around his mouth making him look VERY strange.

Yondu and his crew's laughter gradually came to a halt when they saw Y/N had joined in on the joke "Why are you laughing boy?"

Y/N's laughter then died down as well "I was trying to laugh louder than the rest of you and by the fact that you all stopped, I'd say I'd won......... Now what is actually funny?"

Yondu narrowed his eyes at Y/N pointing towards him "You asking how much we'd pay you."

Y/N looked visibly confused at the Captain of The Eclector "And that's funny beeeecause?"

"We're not paying you!" Yondu exclaimed with a laugh as he looked at Y/N restrained in the chair "And by the looks of your situation, you are not in any position to negotiate."

Y/N pouted "Ah......... Now that's gonna pose a bit of a problem. You see a guy in a purple suit once told me 'If You're Good At Something, Never Do It For Free'."

"Well you're going to be doing this one for free because if you don't then you really will be a three course dinner for my boys." Yondu threatened Y/N once again as the Ravagers licked their lips with eagerness in their expressions.

"These guys are boring me, I think it's time for us to fuck off."

"Yeah you're right." Y/N yawned as he glanced over his shoulder before looking back to the Ravagers "I think it's time for us to go."

Yondu looked confused but before he could respond, Y/N got to his feet and did a full circle spin as he connected the legs of the wooden chair with Yondu's chin knocking a tooth out, the blue Captain of the ship to the ground with a large thud.

The Ravagers looked on in shock at the sight of their fallen leader whilst Venompool uses his immense strength level to break free of his restraints before he makes his escape whilst they were distracted.

"Hey! Where do you think you're going!?" One of the Ravagers call out after him as they begin chasing him.

"To fuck your mum, heard she's killer in the sack." Y/N yelled running backwards, throwing up two middle fingers at them. He could've sworn he heard some expletives thrown back his way but was far too uninterested to care.

Alarms started blaring as Y/N and Venom started frantically looking around for a possible escape off of the ship "DO NOT LET THE TERRAN ESCAPE!" Was the order over the sound system.

A couple of armed Ravagers had found Y/N, one with green skin and the other with bumpy cream skin "Stop right there, Terran." The green one yelled at Y/N.

Y/N looked at the other one and saw that he had Y/N's weapons: his pistols but MUCH more importantly his personalised swords that he'd got from Natasha in his hands.

Y/N sadistically tilted his head to the side and smiled "What have you got there?" He asked in mockingly innocent tone as he took a few steps forward.

The cream skinned alien looked at 'his' gear and said "My new toys."

"Is that so? Well I guess I'll have to bring out my own." Y/N replied and within the blink of an eye, he extended two tendrils from his arms to grab the two attackers.

The green skinned alien was quickly dispatched as Y/N forcefully pulled him downwards towards him with pace and drove his knee straight into the man's face, shattering his orbital cavity before turning the alien's neck 180 degrees.

The other one with Y/N's weaponry was brought towards him much more slowly as to drag out the process as Venom took over Y/N's face.

"W-what the hell are you!?" He panicked as he gasped for every breath.

"Your worst fucking nightmare." He snarled "Now I think it's time for some fuel in the tank." Venom ferociously bit the man's head off and swallowed it before grabbing Y/N's swords and guns off of it then tossing the carcass to the side.

Venompool continued looking throughout for anything resembling an escape pod before he came across something which looked very promising.

"Noice!" Y/N exclaimed as he scaled his way into the ship's cockpit and got himself comfortable however he looked at the controls and it was unlike anything he'd seen before.

"Just press random buttons and hope for the best."

Y/N had no better options really so just started pressing buttons as did Venom who had made two arms from Y/N's torso and a few seconds of incessant pressing in all directions, Y/N's finger landed on a button which soon created a small hum as he heard the engines beginning to purr.

Y/N takes control of the steering as he begins to hover in the air. Thankfully Y/N knew what he was doing as he done his fair share of flying over the years.

"LATER BITCHES, CREEPY UNCLE VENOMPOOL IS GOIN' HOME. YEEHAW!!!" He exclaimed as he flew towards the exit which unfortunately for him was closed.

Y/N looked down and hadn't failed to notice the guns that this ship was packing so decided to he looked down and noticed two small buttons on the steering wheel. He held down the buttons as a barrage of thin green lasers came out of the weapons which he aimed towards the exit laughing maniacally as he fired.

He thrust the ship through the newly created hole in the ship and flew to freedom away from Yondu and his crew.

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Yondu was coming around as he was helped to his feet by Kraglin who he immediately pushed away "I don't need help Kraglin." He scolded.

"Sorry boss."

"Where's the Terran!?" He yelled at his other Ravager crew members.

"He's escaped boss, took one of our ships and Uhhh.......... He killed a couple of our guys as well." One of the crew answered.

That filled Yondu with rage as he shoved his way past them "I want a bounty on Quill, 40K and I want him ALIVE."

"What about the other Terran?" Kraglin nervously asked the enraged Yondu.

"50K Dead or 100K Alive, thinks he can get away with murderin' our crew, I don't fucking think so. I'll take him either way but I wouldn't mind teaching him some manners if we get our hands on him alive." Yondu orders as he clicks his fingers a few times "What was his name again?"

Kraglin speaks up "I believe his swords said Venompool boss so I guess that's his name."

"Hmmm well get your asses movin' ladies, we ain't gonna find 'em sitting around here." Yondu ordered with the Ravagers going to do their required tasks.

Yondu stares out the window at the deep realm of black space glistening with stars "We'll find you both and we are gonna fuck you boys up."

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Venompool was erratically flying through space in the hopes of getting some distance between himself and his captors "That was pretty fucking fun."

Venom came out of Y/N's shoulder "Eh got boring quickly, Can you believe they weren't gonna pay us."

Y/N snorted "I know, what a bunch of idiots." Y/N and Venom laughed heartily "Sooooo which way back to Earth?"

"Why are you asking me?"

"Well you're from space so give me some directions."

"Space is a big place Y/N! I ain't got a clue where we are."

Y/N huffed "So you brought me and my beautiful ass up to space without knowing where we're going. How are we supposed to get home!?"

Venom had a shaky smile on his face "I'm gonna level with you, when I decided we should go to space....... I hadn't really thought it through."

"Oh really! You coulda fooled me."

Venom grunted and muttered "Probably cuz you're a fucking idiot."

"What was that, bootleg Xenomorph?"

"Nothing."

Venompool continued voyaging through the tunnel of space in their aircraft, not sure of where exactly they were going however something caught the symbiote's attention "What the hell is that?" Venom pointed in the distance.

Y/N glanced over to where the Klyntar was looking towards and saw a bright white or grey object hurtling towards them "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck" Y/N whisper panicked in rapid succession.

"MOVE US OUT OF THE WAY!!" Venom yelled at his piloting host with the pair thinking that some huge asteroid was coming their way.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?" Y/N tried to maneuver the spacecraft out of the way of the oncoming shine however the object just changed it's trajectory to match the ship's course. "Well fuck" Y/N said as the object darted closer and closer to the pair.

"AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Y/N and Venom both yelled together before both himself and Venom closed their eyes as they braced for impact.

The light and the ship collided. Time seemed to stand still for a few seconds as the atmosphere surrounding Venompool was deadly silent, they pair slowly opened their eyes and scanned the area in front of them, something seemed off, there was no fireballs or torn up bits of metal or even any damage whatsoever.

They both cheered as they high fived each other "A big whoop over nothing." They laughed together.

"Not nothing, Venompool." An ominous voice spoke in a very monotone and robotic sort of way.

Y/N instantly grabbed his swords out of their holster and Venom created two axes from his host's side as Y/N turned on his heel to face the figure.

He looked at the figure as both he and Venom were in awe of what they saw "Oooooh shiny."

The Silver figure put one hand up to the armed man in front of him "Do not attack, I am not here to hurt you." He maintained his blank tone.

The Symbiote scoffed "Yeah, like that ever works. Have you seen any movie ever!?"

The still sword wielding Y/N glanced up at the symbiote and nodded "Sorry chrome cock, but these situations tend to end up with us cutting someone's fucking head off and then eating it." Y/N then looked back at the figure with interest "However! I'm gonna be honest I am made of questions at the moment."

"Likewise"

The figure was about to start talking before the wisecracking pair fired a barrage of questions at him.

"What's with the cool floating surfboard?"

"Why do you sound as depressing as Eeyore?"

"Do you use the terms 'Bro' or 'Dude' after practically every sentence?"

"Why are you naked? That doesn't seem very appealing to others." Y/N gave him a full body once over and smirked "However I wouldn't say no."

"Please refrain from talking for a few moments please." The silver figure said.

Y/N scoffed as he winced his face a little "You see I have this weird mental tick, my mouth doesn't appear to have an off switch. It's a natural talent."

"I can see for myself that your mouth has an inability to keep itself closed." He said then continuing before Y/N could get another word in "I have been waiting for the day you would end up here."

"Major stalker vibes."

Y/N giggled a bit "I bet you say that to all the girls............. And other genders because I shouldn't assume sexualities" Y/N slapped himself in the head "Bad Venompool."

"You are a both crucial figures for what's to come." He cryptically warned.

Y/N rolled his eyes "Obviously, I mean we're Venompool for fuck's sake."

"Fuck yeah" The pair high fived.

The silver figure narrowed his eyes ever so slightly "I advise you to think carefully about the choices that the pair of you make as they could affect Future Events. Both positively and negatively given your violent nature."

"I'm not gonna lie Silver Surfer, calling you that from now on by the way , but that's very vague so I could really use more plot details."

"That's all I am permitted to tell you." He replied as he began hovering away from Venompool.

Y/N called after "Hang on, you can't just crash into my stolen ship with creepy fanboy knowledge on me and then leave without at least telling me your name."

The Silver Surfer stopped and looked at Venompool "I was once called Norrin Radd." He then hovered closer to the symbiotically bonded pair until he was about two feet away from him "Your name echoes through time........... What those echoes are saying is solely dependent on you." He hovered away from Y/N and towards the side of the ship before looking back "I don't doubt that we'll meet again." With that final message he flew through the metal of the spacecraft, manipulating the matter to ensure no damage was caused before he gilded away.

"Woah" Y/N and Venom looked at each other.

"That was super fucking weird." The pair put their weapons away before getting back in the pilot's seat and continuing to journey through the Cosmos.

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Somewhere that was thousands of light years away from Venompool and this Silver Surfer's current location, a colossal entity was pondering to himself about Earth's most notorious mercenary.

"Hmm, this Venompool character......... A destructive force that portrays violence FAR beyond his species' capabilities... Hmmmm.." He thought to himself before letting out a demented and downright bone-chilling chuckle as a potential idea integrated itself into his mind creating a smirk on his face.

"Perhaps Radd has found his successor."

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Venompool was continuing to fly through the vacuum of space and with an unknown amount of time having passed ever since he had escaped from the Ravagers' ship but it felt like an eternity to the energetic duo.

After a while however they had managed to find something spherical in the distance, they flew towards the object and to their delight it was a planet.

"Civilisation!" Y/N exclaimed as he zoomed towards the planet, hoping to find his way back to Earth or at the very least get some food.

As they were heading in the direction of the planet, a siren began blaring on board before they had entered the atmosphere "Uh oh, that's not good."

"Yeah big ol' sirens don't tend to be good." Y/N looked around to see what the issue was and saw on the screen in bright red flashing lights.

'FUEL EMPTY'

"Fuckin' typical" He said, slamming his fists on the deck. "I'm pretty sure there's no place to refuel around here." Y/N looked out of the window just in case there was however as expected there was not.

The ship began descending into the atmosphere at blistering speed with the nose of the spacecraft quickly becoming engulfed in fire "Shit, fire equals bad." The Symbiote looked at the orange and yellow flames in horror.

The ship had finally entered the atmosphere and the fire was tearing away at the metal of the aircraft "Uhhh so there's fire slowly destroying our ship, what should we do?" Y/N asked in a remarkably calm tone.

"Jump" The Symbiote ordered as he took control of Y/N's body as the pair smashed through a weakened side of the aircraft and began falling to the unknown below.

"BURN BABY BURN!" Y/N started singing the lyrics to 'Disco Inferno' as he saw the thick smog coming from the ship which second by second went off into the distance and to Y/N's mind became someone else's problem.

The pair must've fallen well over forty thousand feet as they were airborne for at least a minute before they obliterated the ground with their body creating a large and deep circle in the floor in the middle of a large park which was untouched by any person or species.

Venompool woke up covered in a small layer of brown dust and debris letting out a few small coughs. He slowly lifted his head up to see that his arms and his legs were snapped horribly so much that resembled the 'W' "Ugghhh, this is like champagne but without the 'cham'." He groaned as he fixed his limbs into their original positions.

Y/N created a tendril to yank himself out of the the large crevice that he had created whilst Venom chuckled to himself "Reminds me of when I crashed on Earth back in the eighties."

"1988 to be exact." Y/N corrected as they walked through the greenery of the unknown planet.

The pair trudged through the forested areas for what was probably at least a few hours using their swords to chop through the weeds, leaves and plants that were obstructing their path "We're like Rambo." Venom commented.

Y/N sliced through the stems of more plants "Nah, Rambo ain't got shit on me........... Besides Rambo fought in 'Nam. I fought in World War One and Two, Korea and 'Nam, Rambo wishes he could be me."

"Sheesh touchy subject."

"I'll touch you in a minute." Y/N threatened.

Venom was about to retort at Y/N's very odd threat before they both finally came across something that they had been hoping for.

The pair strolled up to the humongous city which was populated by several different species despite most of them having fairly humanoid traits in terms of how tall they were, their physical builds. The only difference being the variations of colours that inhabited the planet "Ahhhh we've reached a Racist's paradise." Y/N claimed.

"Well I think it's fair to say this place is just a little bit more advanced than Earth."

Y/N nodded along as he saw the vast array of technological equipment that was surrounding them, he gathered some strange looks from the natives of the planet given that he was a masked man in a black and white suit armed with swords and guns "Wait til' they getta load of me."

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Meanwhile, in the heart of the city, there was a cybernetic raccoon and a humanoid tree like creature examining some of the Xandar's people "Xandarians. What a bunch of losers. All of them in a big hurry to get from something stupid, to nothing at all. Pathetic." The Raccoon narrated.

"Look at this guy. Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut."

"What is this thing? Look how it thinks it’s so cool. It’s not cool to get help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle." He growled at the child.

"Look at Mr. Smiles over here. Where’s your wife, old man? What a class-A prevert." The Raccoon narrates. As he continues to look, he sees a masked black and white suited figure walk up to the old man and hears him say.

"Hey Stan. You're here too." He says as he strolls past him getting a wave from the old man.

The Raccoon looked up at the screen as his screen flashed red "Hey Groot, I think we've got one....... No we've got two."

The first one popped up on the screen

NAME: PETER QUILL
WANTED: ALIVE
GUARANTOR: YONDU UDONTA
BOUNTY: 40000 UNITS

"Shit, that's a helluva a bounty for us." Rocket looked to his Humanoid tree companion who was drinking from the water fountain "Stop drinking out of the there, it's disgusting."

"I Am Groot" He replied wiping his lips of any excess water.

"Yeah, yeah I'm checking the other now." Rocket looked back to his screen "Let's see whose unlucky day it is today."

NAME: VENOMPOOL
WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE
GUARANTOR: YONDU UDONTA
BOUNTY: DEAD - 50000, ALIVE - 100000
LOOKS: H/C  H/L HAIR, E/C EYES, WEARS A BLACK AND WHITE OUTFIT. TWO SWORDS AND TWO PISTOLS.

"HOLY SHIT." Rocket exclaimed as he turned to Groot "That's Potentially 140,000 Units." He rubbed his hands together excitedly "We're gonna be rich Groot!"

Groot however seemed far more interested in drinking out of the fountain again, Rocket sighed and shook his head "Good help is so hard to find."

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Venompool was strolling along the streets continuing to admire the infrastructure and the people around him "This place is awesome, makes me wonder if I should Go ba--- SHIT!" Y/N couldn't finish his sentence as he felt something hard fall straight onto his head.

"Surely you can't have pissed someone off already." As Y/N looked to the ground at the object which struck him shiny metallic ball with cool patterns on the side.

"Huh, cool" Y/N said as he picked up the spherical item which was a bit bigger than a baseball as he playfully tossed it in the air a few feet before bring it under  lcontrol it with his feet and began doing keep-ups with it followed by a football skill known as an 'Around The World'.

He kicked the object back up and casually caught with one hand. His skills were unfortunately interrupted by something else dropping onto him from above, knocking him to the ground.

"Fuck" He groaned as his hips were straddled by a very pretty looking green woman with jet black hair with some red highlights on the tips, holding the Mercenary by the throat.

"Woah, does Bruce have a sister I don't know about?" Y/N questioned the green skinned woman.

"Fool! What business do you have with the orb?" She said as she continued to pin the masked man against the ground.

"Uhhh it hit me on the head and then I played with it?" He sheepishly answered which didn't seem to impress her one bit. 

"Imbecile! Do you know what danger that orb holds?" She angrily questioned.

"No" he then grinned devilishly "But thanks for the info." He delivered a sharp knee to her side causing her to loosen the grip on his throat.

He then grabbed her by the arm and threw her about fifteen feet in another direction before jogging away evading the concerned onlookers who were simply going about their day "Outta the way, citizens." Venom yelled whilst still inside Y/N's body.

As he continued to make his way through the crowd, he felt a small blade hit him in the hand causing him to wince in pain and drop the orb which rolled across the floor.

Y/N got close to the ground as he chased after the orb, he saw the orb had come to a stop against a wall. He sprinted towards the item and went to pick it up however someone else wanted to get their mitts on the item as well as Y/N and the person grabbed touched hands.

Y/N and the person looked up to face each other.

The man looked like he had seen a ghost as he looked at the masked man "What. The. Fuck! It's you." The man exclaimed in a shock as they let go of each other's hands.

"You know me?" Y/N asked in confusion as he tilted his head to the side.

The man nodded excitedly with child like enthusiasm as the two got to their feet "Manhattan Hospital, 1988. You saved me and a bunch of others when I was a child from some red slimy piece of shit. You and some nice black dude."

Y/N and Venom remembered the memory well. It was a day after the two had bonded with each other and they had to face Carnage.

"Peter Quill, some people call me Star-Lord." He held out his hand to Y/N.

"Huh, that's coincidental."

"Y/N L/N, some people call me Venompool or a degenerate or an idiot or many other names." He shook his hand happily before both went to pick up the orb however Y/N got it first.

"So what are you doing with the orb?" Quill asked as he looked at the orb intently.

"Oh, some green woman dropped it on my head and then attacked me but that's a regular day for me."

Before the pair could continue conversing, they were both drop kicked into the wall by said green woman who grabbed the orb and attempted to take off.

Y/N hopped to his feet and then helped Quill to his by grabbing him by the wrist, yanking him up "Instant friends." Quill said before the pair went after the woman.

Y/N and Quill saw she was about thirty feet in front of them "Watch and learn Quill." Y/N launched one of his tendrils in her vicinity and grabbed her, pulling her back in their direction as Y/N grabbed the orb back from her.

"Double team." Quill exclaimed as he attached a small thruster, which reminded Y/N of Tony's Iron Man ones.

"Yoink!" Y/N yelled as she was sent literally flying into a nearby shallow pool.

Y/N chucked the orb to Quill as they shared a small fist bump "We've got chemistry you and I." Quill stated, their victory however was short lived as both men were shrouded by darkness surprising both men to say the least.

"HEY WHO THE FUCK TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS!?"

"I Am Groot" The unknown person answered as Y/N and Quill felt themselves hoisted upwards.

"Quit smiling you idiot, you're supposed to be a professional." Rocket the Raccoon then clapped his hands together insinuating for his companion to hurry up whilst Xandarians looked on in shock at the situation that was unfolding before their eyes.

The animal then saw the green woman, armed with a mid-sized blade, walking towards them and groaned "You've gotta be kidding me."

She walked past Rocket as if he wasn't there and pushed him to the side with minimal effort as she went up to Groot and began swinging at him causing the humanoid tree to drop the two sacks he had on his shoulders.

Two 'OOF' sounds were audibly heard from either sack. Y/N was squirming inside of the cheap sack as Venom started screaming, "Why are you screaming?" Y/N asked as he continued attempting to escape.

"Wanted to make it more dramatic"

"Fair enough" Y/N said as he finally saw light and crawled out towards it, once he was out of the sack, Y/N cheered with his hands in the air "FREEDOM!!" He turned around and was met with the blade straight into his chest with the green skinned woman on the other end of it.

"This wasn't supposed to be the plan." She surprisingly sorrowfully stated.

Y/N acted groggy and put his hands on her shoulders "It's alright sexy Hulk lady......... I've got a Super Duper Healing Factor."

Her eyes widened at the revelation as Y/N grabbed her wrist and tore the blade right through his side with blood and tissue spraying out of the gaping wound which instantly healed itself.

The woman was still in complete shock that she didn't realise Quill who had also escaped from his sack, shoot her with an electrical charge covering her with blue volts and rendering her unconscious.

Quill flaunted the orb in front of Y/N "Let's roll." Quill said with the pair running off under a bridge however what neither realised was that there was a certain mischevious creature holding a large gun.

"I live for the simple things in life." Rocket stated as his gun fully extended itself as he looked down the sights at the pair. "Like how much this is gonna hurt."

He fired one charge at Quill and then a second charge at Y/N causing them to yell in pain, dropping them to the floor.

"Yeah, writhe little guys" Rocket laughed at the fates he had served out.

A sad, armless Groot who had previously lost his limbs after the woman had hacked them off with her sword began whimpering at his lost appendages, Rocket looked at his friend with little sympathy "It'll grow back. Quit complaining ya daft idiot."

Suddenly golden beams surrounded Rocket, Groot and the green lady with the source of these beams being from Star-shaped ships "Subject 89P13, drop your weapon." The Nova Corps arresting pilot ordered.

Rocket instantly recognised the ships "Ah crap" he reluctantly dropped his gun to the ground.

"By the authority of the Nova Corps, you are under arrest for endangerment to life and the destruction of property."

Meanwhile Venompool and Star-Lord were being apprehended by the Nova Corps foot patrol who restrained the pair "Alright get up." Corpsman Dey said.

He recognised Quill but got his name wrong as Y/N was unmasked by a Nova Corp officer and he yelled "NO MY FACE! GIVE ME BACK MY FACE!" Y/N then started laughing "Just kidding that's not my face."

Corpsman Dey looked at Quill and then back at Y/N "And you've made a new friend."

Y/N rolled his eyes and said "Great I'm getting arrested by John C Reilly, just gotta wait for Will Ferrell to show up."

Y/N and Peter were then put into Nova Corp ships and were going to be taken for processing along with the other three individuals.