Y/N got to his feet first "Oh shit, I'm normally so much faster." He looked over to Natasha to see she had some large heavy pipes on her legs trapping her to the ground.

Y/N quickly removed the pipes "Are you alright?" He asked the S.H.I.E.L.D agent as he picked her up putting one hand on her back and the other in hers to get her on her feet.

"Yeah I'm fine" She looked to see, they were both holding onto each other still.

"Sorry" They both said quickly pulling their hands away with Y/N going over to Bruce.

"Bruce you alright man?" Y/N said as he tried to pick up a straining Bruce who just pushed him away.

"Oh shit, this is worse than finding out that Willy Wonka is actually a paedophile." Y/N said to himself.

"Well done on ruining childhoods." Venom said to Y/N.

Natasha's comm went off "Agent Romanoff?" Fury's voice was on the the side.

"We're ok, me, L/N and Banner are ok" she looked over to Banner and L/N to see that Bruce was struggling to contain himself. "We're ok right?" She asks hoping that somehow Bruce can stop himself from hulking out.

"Not exactly" Y/N replied as he walked over to Romanoff "Come on, I'm getting you out of here"

She looked fearfully over to Banner who was becoming more unstable by the second and was panting and grunting in pain.

"Doctor Banner, you have to fight it. This is exactly what Loki wants." She was panicking slightly at Bruce's current state "I swear on my life, you'll walk away from all this, you'll never-"

"YOUR LIFE!" Bruce yelled with Hulk's voice coming through as well, he was going greener and greener. Banner then used whatever he subconsciously could to scramble away from Y/N and Natasha as he began to fully Hulk out.

Y/N pulled Natasha's shoulder "We have got to go! NOW!" Coming to her senses she listened to Y/N.

"I need you to hold onto me" He said as he opened his arms inviting her in.

"You're not flirting with me now, are you?" She worriedly questioned him

"Do you want to wait and find out?" He raised his eyebrows, at this point Bruce roared a bit louder so she wrapped her arms around Y/N's torso as he put his right arm around her waist "Hold on tight." He extended his left arm and allowed a tendril to come out as he pulled himself and Natasha back into the lab.

She let go of Y/N as she looked at him "Come on, we have to go and help the others."

Y/N looked at her blankly "No"

"What do you mean No!?" She angrily asked

"If Hulk is down there by himself a whole lotta people are gonna get hurt, so I'll give him a hard on for something else." Y/N explained as he got his mask out of one of his pouches.

Natasha smiled internally at what he was going to do "That's crazy though"

"You clearly haven't met me Natasha" He chuckled

She was a little surprised at what Y/N said "That's the first time you've called me by my name"

Y/N attempted to make a joke out of it and clicked his fingers "Shit, I'm ashamed of myself" he said over dramatically.

Natasha smiled nervously which Y/N Instantly noticed as his mouth was agape "Did I just make you smile!?....... WHOO I can get the shit kicked out of me and still chalk up today as a win" Y/N turned away to jump back down however before he could Natasha grabbed his wrist which made him turn to face him.

"Stay safe" she said barely above a whisper.

The Hulk then roared extremely loudly indicating Bruce had gone fully green "I'm Venompool, I never stay safe" Y/N put on his mask and jumped back down to where the Hulk would be.

"Venompool?" Natasha said to herself but was interrupted by her comm going off "This is Agent Romanoff."

"Romanoff, what's your status?" Fury asked despite sounding preoccupied with shooting someone or something.

"I'm back in the lab and I'm fine. Y/N has gone down to distract Hulk"

"Oh shit" Fury then sounded worried "Romanoff, Barton's headed for the detention level, get there now." There was little feeling of nervousness in Natasha's chest realising she was going to have to fight her closest friend.

As soon as Hulk roared, Loki who was sitting in his cell grinned to himself as he imagined the chaos that was now ensuing "And all the pieces fall into place." He said to the camera that was inside with him.

Y/N who had jumped down into the area where he had last seen Bruce, was now searching around for the angry wrecking machine.

"You know if be lying if I said I've never wanted to go toe to toe with Bruce when he turns into the Green Juggernaut." Y/N says to Venom with a small smile.

"Shouldn't we be avoiding a fight with him"

Y/N shrugs his shoulders "Probably but it's also about as likely as someone volleying newborns but being a member of an anti-abortion group."

"Alright fair."

Venompool continued searching for the Hulk when heard him roar and by the sound of it, he was in close proximity and suddenly he heard something drop from above, Y/N quickly rolled out of the way as Hulk made two large dents in the metal grating from where his fists had connected.

Hulk stared at Venompool with an angry looking expression and grunted as they were maybe eight feet apart. Despite really wanting to get into a scrap with Hulk, Y/N unfortunately let his better nature take over "Alright Bruce calm down. I'm not your enemy, I'm your friend."

Hulk however didn't take too kindly to bring called by his Alter Ego's name "NO BANNER, ONLY HULK!" He yelled as he gave him a terrifying look.

"Still think we shouldn't pick a fight?" Y/N says to Venom.

"Yeah I'm reconsidering that now"

Y/N groans to himself "Maximum Effort" as he prepared to fight his friend.

Hulk threw an erratic punch at Y/N which he managed to duck underneath before delivering an intentionally yet proportionally tame uppercut at Hulk's jaw which made him stumble backward.

Hulk then attempts to hammer fist Venompool but he manages to block it as he holds his fist much to the Hulk's surprise "Come on Hulk, a lotta people are gonna get hurt if you don't ease up" Y/N said straining as he continued to hold back the Hulk.

Hulk then took his fist away before he punched Y/N sending him through a concrete wall and into a hangar bay, the S.H.I.E.L.D agents who were inside had scattered in order to get themselves away from the fight between Y/N and Hulk "Ow" Y/N said as Hulk then follows Y/N into the hangar bay by making the hole that was there even greater, when he saw Y/N he roared.

Y/N grunted as he got up off the floor "Alright, it's time to stop pulling punches."

Hulk charged Y/N who created a heavy mace from his right arm before smacking Hulk in the head with it sending him into the middle of a plane but not fully breaking it, in his unbridled rage Hulk tore off the wing of the plane and launched it in Y/N's direction but as soon as Y/N saw it he jumped and slid over the top of it "If this wasn't a book that would've looked great in slow motion." Y/N says as he breathes out.

"With a downwards camera angle shot"

"It would look so cool! Y/N excitedly said as Hulk yet again throws another aggressive punch towards Y/N but he ducked underneath and hopped on the Green giant's back wrapping his arms around his neck in an attempt to choke him "Down Shrek, Down!"

He was having no luck and instead wrapped his legs around the beast's neck let with Venom's claws coming out of Y/N's hands as they dug into Hulk's face causing him to scream in rage.

Hulk in an attempt to stop the sharp knife like claws from entering his face managed to grasp a hold of Y/N flapping his arms about like a rave goer. "Oh shit fuck" Y/N exclaimed as he felt Hulk get a grip of him.

Hulk then slammed Y/N over his head and into the ground creating a huge dent in the floor which Venompool now sank into like a beanbag. Hulk then began pounding his fists into Y/N, this bombardment went on for about a minute until he let up, he then huffed as he looked at Y/N thinking he was beaten.

"That just hurt"

To his surprise though Y/N created two tendrils from his arms to pull Hulk closer to him, he then used the momentum of being brought up to smash his knee straight into the jaw of the beast knocking him over.

Y/N clicked his joints which were occuring all over his body "Donde esta la biblioteca? Ha book humour"

This time Y/N went on the offensive as he dived forward and connected his right fist into Hulk's muscly torso with Venompool's combined strength causing him to bend over, the duo then did a somersault kick into the Gamma monster's face hearing a small crunch noise after it landed, Y/N then somewhat flirtatiously said "Someone's clearly been working on their abs, what's your secret 500 sit ups a day? Planking?"

Hulk charged at Y/N and as he ran at him, Y/N grew a tendril wrapping it around Hulk's waist before doing a 360° spins and throwing him up thought the ceiling of the hangar bay and through several floors which was a research level. Y/N jumped up the thirty feet onto the floor to join him.

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'Agents. We have Hulk and Deadpool on Research Level Four. Levels Two and Three are destroyed.'

Hill then yells to Fury as they are under attack from heavily armed mind controlled S.H.I.E.L.D agents "Sir, the Hulk will tear this place apart and with L/N down there as well it will only exacerbate the situation."

Fury thinks quickly and orders to Hill "Get both of their attention and fast."

Hill then orders a fighter jet to engage both Y/N and Hulk, it approaches the research level.

Meanwhile Hulk and Venompool are still trading blows with each other and creating a shit load of destruction around the various labs with broken equipment and smashed glass everywhere. Venom then senses the danger from outside the research level.

"Uhhh big fucking fighter jet aiming it's guns at us Y/N!" Venom warns Y/N who knocks Hulk and then dived to the floor just as the fighter jet begins to start firing heavy rounds from it's mounted machine gun at the Hulk.

The bullets barely do any damage to the Hulk's skin as he angrily turns to see the source of this barrage of bullets. When he sees the fighter jet, he starts jogging towards the aircraft before gradually picking up the pace until he jumps out of the window and straight onto the weaponised aircraft.

Y/N gets to his feet and sees the aircraft spinning out of control. Venom realising the situation comes up with a plan "Jump"

Y/N groans as he watches the aircraft spin further but he determinedly shuffles backwards "Don't be a pussy" and this gives Y/N the motivation he needs as he starts sprinting out of window and dives towards the aircraft.

"WHOOOOOO, WE'RE FLYING!!!!" Y/N cheers as he soars through the air flapping his arms towards the fighter jet.

"We can't fly"

"Well it's good to have dreams." Y/N replies

"Dreams yes. Delusions not so much"

The duo start falling out of the sky but Venom grows tendrils out of Y/N's sides in order to grip himself onto the jet. "Good thing I'm here"

Venompool then finds his balance and sees Hulk near the cockpit of the plane. Y/N yanks him away from the cockpit and yells at the pilot "Keep it steady dingus, can't you see we're trying to fight here....... Fuck I can fly better than this"

Just as he finishes yelling at the pilot, the Hulk suddenly tackles Y/N off of the aircraft as they start free falling however they are holding onto each other for support but as soon as they realise this continue hitting each other.

After about a minute or so of free fall from around twenty thousand feet, they both crash through a warehouse roof completely obliterating it, leaving Y/N and Hulk both unconscious.

"WHOOOOOO, LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!"

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Tony and Steve managed to get the engine fixed to prevent the Helicarrier from going down whilst Natasha had confronted Barton and managed to break Loki's mind control over him. Whilst Loki had managed to escape but not before tricking Thor into entering the cell also dropping him to the ground and also killing Agent Coulson.

Nick was on the bridge with Stark and Rogers.

"There was an idea. The idea is to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to to fight the battles we never could." Nick explains to the two.

Tony huffs at the mere thought of it "Some team we've got here. Y/N, Thor and Bruce are all missing."

Nick stares at Stark "The Council thought much the same thing, didn't like something they couldn't control."

"I'm with Stark, this never seemed like a good idea" Steve points to Tony who is shocked that him and Cap agree on something for once.

Nick reaches into his jacket pocket pulling out some Captain America trading cards "Phil Coulson died believing in this idea." He throws the blood stained cards in Steve's direction who picks up one and examines it. Tony and Steve both look at each other with thoughtful looks.

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Natasha and Clint were in the Infirmary with Clint still recovering from getting his mind back from Loki's mind control, Natasha had restrained him to the medical bed just as a precaution. Natasha sees that he's coming around "Clint, you're gonna be alright." her voice sounds all distorted though to Hawkeye.

Clint was waking up with chills and sweat all over his body "You know that? Is that what you know? I got...I gotta go in though. I gotta flush him out." He weakly says as he's still straining and grunting in pain.

Natasha who was pouring a cup of water for him looked over her shoulder "We don't have that long, it's gonna take time."

Clint was looking up at that ceiling in disbelief at what he had seen and what he had done " I don't understand. Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and send something else in? Do you know what it's like to be unmade?" He says still in a state of shock.

Natasha empathised with Clint given her past indiscretions before S.H.I.E.L.D "You know that I do." She says in a quiet yet calming tone.

Finally coming around he shakes his head "Why am I back? How did you get him out?"

She walks back over so that he can see her "Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head." She answers just as she's undoing his restraints no longer deeming Clint a threat.

He pants a little "Thanks." But then looks regretfully at the red head "Tasha, how many agents?" Insinuating how many he'd killed.

Yet again Natasha empathises with her close friend "Don't. Don't do that to yourself, Clint." She shakes her head "This is Loki. This is monsters and magic and nothing we were ever trained for."

He looked a little dejected despite her reassurance as he started to get a little bit riled up and determined "We gotta go after him, all I want now is to put an eyeball through his fucking eye socket."

Natasha smiles as she sits down next to him on the hospital bed "Now you sound like yourself"

Noticing that there are some inconsistencies in the Natasha he knows, Clint confronts her about it "You don't though, what did Loki do to you?"

She lets out a long sigh "He told me I was a disappointment, compared to Y/N, made me question a lot about myself." She admitted.

Clint despite feeling upset for his friend was still a little confused at one detail "Who's Y/N?"

Natasha had a small realisation that Loki hadn't seen Clint for a few days and Y/N had joined in that time "Sorry, Y/N L/N, we know him, he's Deadpool" she then corrects herself "Or Venompool as he calls himself now."

Clint's eyes widen a little "You mean Fury's friend, the crude mercenary from Prague." Earning a hum from Natasha in response "What's he doing here?"

Natasha chuckles to herself "Turns out he's the host for some alien that came here about twenty five years ago."

Clint wouldn't have believed her had he not experienced what he had with Loki "A mouthy Merc bonded with an alien, this day keeps getting weirder."

Adding her final point "And he's got a major healing factor meaning he can't die"

He laughs "Oh he sounds dreamy" he sarcastically says as he massages his temples still trying to reduce his headache "Has he given you any trouble? I know how much you despise him"

She sighs loudly again thinking back to earlier events with Bruce "Perhaps he's not as bad as I thought he was. Don't get me wrong he still makes rude jokes and constantly flirts with me............... But I suppose he cares when the occasion calls for it."

"I'd like to have a rematch with him" Clint stated

Natasha gave him a 'really' look "I think we have bigger concerns right now"

Clint holds his hands up defensively "Alright but I still owe L/N a beating."

Steve then comes into the medical bay and notices Clint is looking well "Barton how are you feeling?" He asks curious about his current state to fight.

"Ready to go" Clint claps his hands together standing up from the better.

Steve looks down at Romanoff "What about you, Romanoff?"

"I'm always ready" She confidently replies with her game face on.

Steve smiles and nods at both "Well suit up, we're heading to Manhattan." He then puts on his serious expression "The war is about to begin."