Nick was still in awe that Y/N was bonded to the other alien but figured now really wasn't the time to be taking it all in.

"Nick, I'll explain it all after but right now" Y/N created a tendril to grab the cowering child and place him in Nick's arms "Prepare to be violently thrown to safety."

Nick didn't even have time to think of let alone come out with a response before Y/N literally threw him and the scared boy out of the window on the opposite side to where the S.H.I.E.L.D agents were.

"AGGGGHHHHH" Nick and the boy yelled as they were hurtling towards the ground but just before they hit the ground Y/N extended his tendril to catch them to give them a safe landing. Nick ran back to where the S.H.I.E.L.D agents  let the boy go off with his colleagues after he reassured him that he was in safe hands now.

"Nick! Nick!" Someone yelled as he searched for the source of the voice before seeing Agent Coulson running up towards him waving him down.

"I got all the kids out like you told me to but what the hell happened with you!?" Coulson questioned Nick who turned away and looked up towards the top floor "Deadpool saved me and that boy"

"And everyone else" Phil added he was still a little surprised that someone who had as notorious a reputation in the S.H.I.E.L.D archives as Deadpool had would be coming through in this type of situation "What about the alien?"

Nick turned back to look at Coulson "He's still fighting it...................... And it's all up to him now" Nick said with optimism and faith in his friend.
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Y/N and Venom watched as Nick and the child safely got to the floor before bringing their tendril back up and turned their attention back to Carnage. However before they continued Y/N needed to speak to his symbiote "I feel I was denied - critical, need to know information."

"Yeah I probably should've mentioned that" Venom added feeling a prang of guilt hit him like a train.

Y/N put his hands up "It's fine we can blame it on the Author's lazy writing at least then he loses" Y/N said with a hint of annoyance.

Venom still not understanding what Y/N was  on about just decided to go with it "Sure"

"Great, so other than sound what are you slimeballs weak to?" Y/N joked to Venom.

"High frequency sounds and Fire....... Because Carnage is my son, he's more vulnerable to fire whereas I'm more vulnerable to noise." Venom explained to Y/N who was quickly thinking of an idea.

"Well we can't exactly blow up the hospital because I'm pretty certain no one would be happy about that, but we'll call that plan B." Y/N said as he started walking towards Carnage who was now back in the other room.

"Well what's Plan A?" Venom asked

Y/N was not well prepared to answer this question so on the whim replied with "Uhhhhh...........beat the living shit out of Carnage?"

Venom thought about it for a few seconds "Yeah sounds good to me"

Once they entered the room Carnage was in, they quickly had to dodge one of those machines that measures blood pressure, sidestepping it allowing it to smash to smithereens against the wall "You're tax dollars don't pay for that!" Y/N joked to the pissed off Carnage who roared furiously at the duo.

"Watch this" Venom said to Y/N who nodded as he allowed Venom to control his body whilst staying in their hybrid form. Venom punched the ground and as he did a load of spikes came out of the floor towards Carnage who was nimble enough to dodge out of the way and cling to the wall

Unfortunately the red symbiote was not quick enough to see Y/N jump at him from the other side of the room and grab him before smashing him into the floor below as Y/N clung to the wall that Carnage had previously situated. 

The force at which Y/N threw Carnage into the floor was so great that the floor ended caving in sending the red Klyntar down to the floor below along with a shit load of hospital equipment.

Y/N followed suit and jumped down to find Carnage but was immediately met with a symbiotic blade across his back however thanks to Y/N and Venom's dual healing abilities it was fixed instantly.

The two foes then proceeded to engage in a full on fist fight with Y/N's superior fighting skills allowing him to be able to block and counter Carnage's attempted onslaught "Block...........block...........block............. punch" Y/N quipped as he sent Carnage flying once again.

The red symbiote's frustration towards Y/N's constant mouthing off was causing him to be sloppy and erratic and Y/N knew full well this was what was going on "Annoying the shit out of others is literally a superpower in itself for me" before Y/N saw something of interest by one of the hospital beds and grabbed a litre tub of clear liquid.

Carnage was then surprised when Y/N threw said tub of liquid which Carnage easily caught and laughed at "You think you can hurt me with this"

"You seem to have forgotten that we're in a hospital" Y/N joked as he pulled out a pistol and fired it at the tub with the bullet making contact with the tub and causing it to burst into a ball of flames.

Carnage and Cletus were suffering from the same seizure type effect that Y/N and Venom were suffering when the fire alarm went off. The evil duo were shaking uncontrollably as the fire raged upon their shared body.

The shrilling screams were penetrating the air with horror and pain, Y/N and Venom watched as they burned not wanting to get too close as they would also be affected by it "You know this reminds me of that song Disco Inferno, what a fucking tune that is..................... I'm pissed I didn't bring my Walkman now"

"You're planet has some interesting culture for sure" Venom replied his tone showed that he was fascinated to learn more of Earth.

Carnage and Cletus began to roll around on the floor in order to subdue the flames on their body, which they managed to get rid of however not without being severely weakened.

Y/N strutted towards and grabbed the weakened creature by its throat with his left hand holding him above the ground "This is for that innocent baby you murdered" Y/N threatened  Carnage disgustingly before using his free right hand to grab the middle of Carnage's chest and ripping the Symbiote straight off of Kasady's chest, the pair were screaming as they were being forcibly separated.

After about a minute of the pair being ripped apart from each other, a weak Cletus was thrown to one side as Y/N held the free red symbiote in his hand. At this point Venom took his full natural form and furiously Whispered to Carnage "I am the Superior Symbiote" Venom opened his jaws as wide as he possibly could and slowly began to devour his fellow Klyntar and son.

Once Venom had finished consuming Carnage, he shifted back to the hybrid version of himself and Y/N "You know if have thought eating humans and aliens would be shit but you know it's not as bad as it seems."

"You're the only host I've had that's actually enjoyed eating other living things" Venom informed Y/N who smirked at that, it was probably not a good thing that he was so prideful about eating people.

"That's because I'm-" Y/N started before being cut off by Venom lazily finishing "Y/N fucking L/N blah blah blah I'm Deadpool blah blah blah"

"You know you're becoming a little bit cheeky.........I like it" Y/N clicked his fingers at the end of his sentence before reverting his attention to Cletus who was still on the floor looking weak and frail "One more loose end to tie up"

"Well let's tie it up" Venom happily said as Y/N saw inside of his head the Symbiote smiling devilishly.

Y/N strolled over to Y/N and did a few victory dance moves whilst he did it, when he got to the side of Kasady he kneeled down on both knees by the quite frankly pathetic looking serial killer who was covered in severe burns, softly tapping his cheek "Cletus, Cletus, Cletus did you seriously think you could tango with moi" Y/N stated pointing to himself pouting his lips behind his mask as he did it.

"Y-You........gonna...........kill.....me......or.........what?" He weakly asked Y/N

Y/N put his finger to his chin and started tapping on it "Hmmmm, now normally I would buuuuuuut I think this time I'll let you go back to prison...............I mean look on the bright side at least with those burns your chances of getting gang banged have seriously decreased."

He weakly laughed spluttering as he did so "I'll just..........escape again" he warned Y/N

Y/N let out a small groan "I'm so glad you told me that ginger nut but you're gonna wish you didn't." Y/N then stood up to his feet and rolled Kasady onto his side with his foot.

"What....are...you doing?" He curiously asked trying to lift his head over his shoulder to see what Y/N was doing.

Y/N unholstered one of his Katanas and said "Just making sure you can't escape from prison." Y/N then drove the sword straight into Cletus' lower back severing his spinal column and paralysing him from the waist down before swiftly pulling the sword out and wiping the serial killer's on his back.

Cletus screamed but not particularly loud due to the pain he was already in. Y/N then picked up Cletus by the scruff of his shirt and walked towards the window before turning Cletus to face him "Let's hope you can fly".

Y/N then dropped Cletus out of the window ensuring that he landed on his legs as not to kill him. Y/N then towered above the people below and yelled whilst doing a T-pose "SUPERHERO LANDING"

He turned back into the ward then ran and jumped out of the top floor window landing on the concrete road below on one knee shattering his kneecap from the impact "Agghhhh Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck..........so so impractical.......how the fuck do these superheroes do it?'" He groaned before standing up to his feet thanks to his kneecap already being healed.

"That was fun, let's do that again" Venom cheered doing a loud 'Woo' afterwards.

"Deadpool! Deadpool!" Someone called to him as Y/N looked around quickly to find whoever was wanting his attention.

He looked around to see Nick sitting on the hood of a car waving him and gesturing for  him to come over. Y/N did just that and joined him on the car whilst getting skeptical looks from the other S.H.I.E.L.D agents.

"I'm not exactly Mr Popular at S.H.I.E.L.D am I?" Y/N joked as he shoulder bumped Nick.

"No, not really. What happened to the alien?" Nick asked as he turned to look at Y/N

"Burnt him and then ate him............he was bonded to Big Ol' Cletus over there" Y/N answered casually whilst pointing to Cletus who was being placed into an ambulance on a stretcher, not noticing the disgusted look on Nick's face as he spoke.

"Perhaps I'll just report that you burnt it to death." Nick chuckled "So you're bonded to the other one?"

"Yeah, it's surprisingly good and now I'm enhanced even further than I was before" Y/N confidentially informs Nick who does a large eye roll thinking that Y/N's ego has been boosted even further.

"So you've got it under control and you can keep it in check?" Nick asks with genuine concern on his face

"'It' is called Venom and I got it Nicholas. I'm sure he will help killing the bad guys with me." Y/N laid back on the windscreen of the car they were sitting on.

Despite not being particularly impressed that Y/N would continue killing, he still knew Y/N was a good guy "Well then........... we can keep this our little secret AND I'll make sure the stuff that S.H.I.E.L.D wants you for is dropped."

"I appreciate it" Y/N said as he shook Nick's hand and sat up "Now I should get out of here because I am hungry and want to watch TV."

Nick laughed and patted his friend on the back "Until next time"

Y/N then stood up on the hood of the car before fleeing the hospital evading anyone else could talk to him. He entered through his window and quickly stripped out of his suit leaving him in just his boxers and socks then threw it in his closet.

He strolled into the living room and sat on the sofa. Venom came out of Y/N's shoulder "We did well today, we saved everyone"

Y/N nodded in agreement with a big smile on his face "Too fucking right we did. Quite the team we make"

"Yeah together nothing can stop us" Venom stated as he held out a fist to Y/N who fist bumped Venom. The euphoric feeling of victory was short lived as Venom started complaining "I'm hungry"

"Well what culinary delights tickle your pickle?" Y/N enquired as he looked at the symbiote

"Tater tots and chocolate" Venom replied causing Y/N to raise his eyebrows at the request.

Y/N then hopped off his sofa and said "Well you can have that and I can enjoy some of my famous Chimichangas" as he grabbed the ingredients out of his fridge to cook.

"They sound interesting"  Venom raised his eyes as he was still peering out of Y/N's shoulder. 

"INTERESTING, THEY ARE THE GREATEST FOOD KNOWN TO MAN!" Y/N yelled at the Symbiote who's head backed up slightly at his host's outburst.

"Alright cool you beans, you fucking weirdo" Venom said to Y/N who had proceeded to start preparing his food.

Y/N was cutting up the meat for his chimichangas "This coming from the guy who looks like something a child would make for the science fair"

"Dick" Venom blurted out

"I know you are but what am I?" Y/N responded far too quickly as he looked wide eyed at Venom who just grained in response.

After about half an hour of cooking. Y/N had finished making his chimichangas and tater tots putting the food onto plates with Venom holding onto them as Y/N grabbed  half a dozen Mars bars. They took all their food into the living room and just as Y/N was about to sit down he realised something "Drinks!"

He rushed back into the kitchen and grabbed a 24 pack of Coca Cola out of his fridge and instead of drinking all of them out of his cans, he grabbed a large bucket that he had and poured all 24 cans into the bucket.

He took the bucket of coke into his living room and sat down onto the sofa, grabbing his TV remote to switch on the box.

"What do you want to watch, slimy?" Y/N asked taking a bite of a Chimichanga.

Venom put on his thinking face and wondered for a few minutes as Y/N took another bite out of his chimichanga "How about............The Breakfast Club" Venom suggested to an elated looking Y/N.

"FUCK YEAH!!!" Y/N cheered however it was muffled as he spat some of the Mexican delight out of his mouth before putting on the film.

"Gross" Venom exclaimed

"This coming from the guy who willingly eats people" Y/m stated in response

Venom shrugged slightly "Fair"

The pair then watched as the opening credits to The Breakfast Club came on before devouring the food and drinks.

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Two weeks after the Y/N and Venom flight against Carnage. Y/N was packing up his swords, guns and money into a duffel bag when he heard a knock at his apartment door. He opened it to see Nick Fury waiting outside.

"What's up Nick?" Y/N said cheerfully as he gestured for him to come in which he did.

Nick looked around his apartment to see it was practically cleaned out except for the furniture, he turned to Y/N who had shut the door to his apartment. "Moving out?"

Y/N nodded his head "Figured it's time for a change, maybe head off to Australia completely new setting for me"

"And your friend" Nick added

Y/N walked over to his duffel bag still putting his stuff inside "Yeah, work pretty well together and seeing as he needs a host to survive. Why not give him one that can't die" Y/N explained zipping up his bag as he finished "So why are you here?"

"Recruitment" Nick replied sounding monotone.

"Ahhh a one word answer that tells me Fuck all, you could be recruiting entertainment for a child's birthday party or someone to help overthrow Somalia. I am none the wiser." Y/N said as he walked over to his fridge to grab a drink "Beer? It's the last two" He offered Nick

Nick nodded "Sure", Y/N grabbed a knife out of his pocket and took the tops off before handing him the drink.

They took each took a seat on the two stools as they both sipped on their beer "So what's the recruitment, and it better not be for S.H.I.E.L.D because I told you only an idiot works for the government." Y/N angrily said.

"Well I'm sure you'd fit right in" Nick smiled at his own comeback as did Y/N

Nick shook his hands "But no it's not for S.H.I.E.L.D, it's something much bigger than that" Y/N nodded as a sign for Nick to continue "The incident with at the hospital has shown me that there are threats to this planet that we couldn't even dream of"

Y/N chuckled "Yeah no kidding, I didn't expect to be bonded to an alien symbiote but then again I didn't expect to live to 100 and not aged since my late twenties."

"I'll admit it, being bonded to you is growing on me" Venom somewhat ashamedly Y/N who only smiled

"Well get used to it, we're in for the long haul" Y/N Happily replied

"Awwwwww, you love me" Venom teased

"Don't be a dickhead" Y/N said as Nick looked at him annoyed

"What!?" He angrily replied

Y/N realising his mistake "Sorry Nicholas, talking to V"

Seemingly satisfied with Y/N's answer and knowing his type of behaviour was not uncommon he continued "There is an idea. The idea is to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to to fight the battles we never could."

"Well you've come to the right place, I mean who is more remarkable than me" Y/N pointed to himself with a cocky smirk on his face.

Nick couldn't really argue against that but continued "I want to put together a team of Earth's good guys"

Y/N laughs heartily "What like a team of heroes?" Before taking another drink of his beer.

Nick clicks his fingers and points at Y/N "Exactly!"

Y/N nonchalantly replies "You've kept up with what I do over the years, I'm not exactly the poster boy for Heroism, murder maybe but Heroism......no"

Nick tries to reassure his friend "You saved the world against an alien creature when you said you don't do things unless you get paid..........I know you, your heart's in the right place always has been, always will be...................besides sometimes we don't need a hero who will fight for us but a monster who will fight back against the darkness."

Finishing his beer, Y/N slams the bottle onto the table with the last part he could particularly relate to "Now that's something I can get behind because I am not signing up for superhero camp."

"Excellent" Nick says with relief as he clapped his hands together gloriously.

Y/N then asks with intrigue "So what's this team called then?"

Fury pulled out a moderately thick A4 file from his jacket "Do your pockets go into another dimension or something? Because I swear they are fucking huge." Y/N commented however Nick just ignored it and slid the file over to him. What stood out to Y/N was three words.

THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE

Y/N looked at the file that Fury had put together and thought about it with Venom. Once they had finished going through it, the Symbiote took over half of Y/N's body as the pair, looked back to Nick and said together "We're in"

THE END

Post Credits Scene

3 months later

Y/N was lying on the sand in his red and black swimming trunks looking up at the sun as he was catching some rays on the Bondi Beach in Australia.

"So I've been thinking, we should come up with a new Codename to replace Deadpool'" Venom says to Y/N inside of his head

"Why, what's wrong with Deadpool. I've been using it for over seventy years!" Y/N argues.

"All the more reason for a shake up plus it only represents you........I think you're being selfish!" Venom yells back

Y/N shot up from the sandy floor and started walking to get some ice cream "You're literally bonded to me, we're forced to share everything with each other so cut me some fucking slack if I want to keep Deadpool" Y/N shot back with annoyance.

"Exactly so we should share the Codename too because we work together as one now!" Venom reasoned to a unreasonable Y/N.

"Ok then sludge whatcha got?" Y/N asked expecting him not to have an answer.

"Here me out.......... Venompool" Y/N could see inside his head that the Symbiote was doing the proper presenters arms as he said it.

Y/N heard the name and was annoyed at Venom "SHIT!" He annoyingly yelled out loud

"What?" The symbiote questioned his host.

"That is a pretty fucking good name........I'm pissed I didn't come up with it" His tone flat as he had a look of defeat which caused the symbiote to start laughing loudly that he got the better of Y/N.

"Yeah, ok,ok. Shut the fuck up" Y/N said keeping the flat defeated tone he had before as he reached the ice cream stall.

"So we're Venompool now" Venom said almost as if he was as looking for confirmation.

"Yeah......... Venompool" Y/N confirmed

"That sounds like a Fucking franchise" Venom exclaimed with a dominant tone in his voice as Y/N got next in line to get his ice cream.

The cheery female ice cream vendor happily asked "What can I get for you today sir?"

"Chocolate fudge brownie"

"Raspberry Ripple"

Internally Y/N and Venom engaged in a stare down with neither wanting to back down both too stubborn to compromise and get one of each.

"The readers are in for a loooooong one" He said out loud.