1.6 - Curtain Call
Y/N continued down the road surrounded by forest with Price breathing heavily mentally traumatised by the action that had gone down just a little over an hour ago.
Price had proven to be a bit of a problem passenger in terms of that he was either crying, whimpering or both but in all fairness Y/N didn't really mind it just gave him an excuse to punch or beat him.
"Take the next left" Price said with pain laced within his voice.
Y/N followed his directions and did just that, driving a few more minutes down the road until he spotted the place he had been looking for. Y/N parked out of sight from the facility.
Price turned to look at Y/N for the first time since Turner was killed "I did what you asked and you said you'd let me go"
Y/N exited the vehicle and sauntered over to the passengers side swinging the door open "Alright handless, I did say I'd let you go" Price took the opportunity to slowly get out and start walking in the opposite direction, he was relieved that, despite the trauma and obvious handicap, he was still alive.
However before he knew it he felt a sharp pain in his chest but was already too weak to let out any noise, he looked down to see the edge of a sword coming out of his chest. Y/N put his head on his shoulder "Sorry Pricey, when I said I'd let you go. I meant I'd let you go to Hell." Y/N took his head off his shoulder and tapped him on the shoulder "Classic misunderstanding but no hard feelings right" Y/N grabbed the handle of his katana and pushed upwards cutting his chest, throat and head in half "Man I'm really getting used to all the killing" Y/N said whilst wiping Price's blood off his sword and onto his uniform.
Y/N went back to the Jeep and looked in the back of the vehicle to find it empty "No, no, no, no,no" he started saying to himself as he frantically searched the rest of the Jeep before slamming his fists into the side of the Jeep causing small dents in the metal "AGHHH cock and balls! I left my fucking ammo bag back in town!..............Great not only have I lost my ammo but also my new clothes AGHHH I hate today." He physically slapped himself in the face for being moronic "Can't go back now" so he decided to check his pockets for anymore ammo to which there was not.
Y/N laid out his guns in the inside of the Jeep to see what he had "Right so I've got two empty guns, two fully loaded pistols and two Katanas, well at least there's an even number of things."
He threw the two empty guns inside the Jeep and shut the door before putting the two loaded guns in the holsters on his legs looking at the facility "Two guns and two swords, Christ knows how many bad guys..............Love those odds" he smiled as he said it.
Y/N strolled up to the facility saying to himself "Maximum Effort"
Once he got to the entrance, he kicked the doors in and yelled "GUESS WHO'S BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!" the security guard at the front was brought back from daydreaming but only to be decapitated by a swift swipe of one of Y/N's Katanas.
"BECKS WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU?" He yelled skipping down the hallway on the hunt for more bad guys. Y/N got his wish as he came across two more guards who were quickly dispatched with headshots "Come on guys, is that the best you've got?" Y/N was yelling at thin air.
Y/N turned around and saw a dozen guards pointing their automatic rifles at him "Uhhh can I borrow one of those I've only got hang on let me count" he took the Magazines out of his pistols "19,20,21,22......22 bullets so can I have one?".
The guards then cocked their rifles and got ready to fire at him, Y/N held his hands up in response "Ok I admit I was probably testing my luck there" He then proceeded to start firing his pistols at the guards killing half of them before getting leathered with bullets which dropped Y/N to the floor from the impact as his pistols fell out of his hands.
The guards walked over to Y/N thinking he was dead and all looked at Y/N as they stood in a circle around him but then with ferocious like speed Y/N grabbed one of the combat knives that a guard had and stabbed said guard straight in the throat.
Whilst that guard was gargling on his own blood, the other guards were processing the fact that Y/N was still alive, he took the opportunity to grab the dying guard and swung him around sending the other guards flying.
He then picked up the dying guard and dropped him straight onto two of the guards who groaned from the impact of having their now dead friend dropped on them before Y/N stabbed them in their legs with the knife.
Y/N threw the knife down then did a roundhouse kick onto one of the guards knocking out a tooth he then proceeded to pick up said tooth and stabbing it into the eye of another guard driving it as far in as it could go killing him instantly "Ha an eye for a tooth.....no that doesn't sound right" Y/N said
The guard whose tooth was knocked out was now bleeding profusely from his mouth then looked at his friend as they nodded and put their fists up to which Y/N scoffed "Seriously nodding towards eachother so cliché", the two guards charged at him but Y/N did the splits which made the two faceplant onto the hard floor below, Y/N got to his feet and grabbed his Katanas before penetrating their skulls with the sharp blades "Man I love these things" Y/N said in reference to his swords.
He strolled back towards the two guards being held down by their dead friend "I just wanna say before I kill you that I'm now going to have to spend so much time sewing my clothes thanks to the bullet holes you and these bag of dicks put in them" He looked at them whilst raising his eyebrows "Ok that's enough time to reflect on what you've done......it's time to die now" and with that he stabbed them in their eyes pulling them out in the process, he turned to look at the irises of the two eyeballs "What are you looking at?" Y/N asks before pulling the eyeballs off his swords.
Y/N lifted the guard who was weighing the other two down and said "Thanks for the assist, you know if you weren't dead, We would've been the best of friends to the point where we're basically bonded to each other."
Y/N picked up his pistols then went on skipping through the facility yelling "OH BECKS COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!"
Y/N ran into another two guards killing them with his pistols, he then heard nearby machinery sounds and decided to follow the sounds, he then got closer to the sound and as he approached the lab, he whispered "Stealthy, stealthy, stealthy, stealthy"
He got to to the door and peered inside the lab to see another experiment going and coming to a close with four people in white coats facing the opposite way to the door.
"Great another dead one" A familiar Belgian man exclaimed "Oh the General is not gonna be happy" The Belgian turned around and his eyes widened.
Y/N fired his gun into the heads of Dr Van Winkle's assistants whose bodies flopped to the floor "Damn Doc and I thought your eyes couldn't get any bigger but alas I was wrong"
"P-p-please don't k-kill me" The Belgian doctor pleaded as Y/N grabbed him by the collar of his lab coat and shirt from underneath.
Y/N replied with an upbeat tone "Doc, I've killed forty eight people that I've counted in less than twenty four hours and it's all thanks to you" The fact that Y/N spoke so happily about his murderous rampage scared the living daylights out of the doctor.
"M-me?" Dr Van Winkle nervously replied
Y/N wraps his arm around the terrified doctor "Well not all you, it helps that I'm an incredible soldier but now I'm an incredible soldier with a super duper healing factor amongst other new abilities."
"My procedure worked!?" The doctor exclaimed clearly feeling some pride over his work.
"Yes it did but enough about that I want to know where's Becks?" Y/N asked as he shook the doctor lightly
"G-General Becker will be coming to uhhh the lab in the next couple........ of minutes to see....how I'm doing" The doctor was stuttering as he answered as he feared for his life.
"Great thank you for that Doc, now I would let you go.......... buuuuuuut you were forcing me into being the army's slave and if you haven't noticed" Y/N slammed the doctor to the floor and put his arm against his throat restricting his breathing "I am no one's bitch, so for that you must be punished" Y/N threatened the doctor
Y/N then grabbed the doctor up and pulled him towards the water bath "Now Doc, those glasses may give you fucking fish eyes but you better hope they make you breathe like one too but I find that unlikely"
"NOOOOO!!!!" Was all Doctor Van Winkle could let out before Y/N dunked his head into the water bath, the water was bubbling as he was frantically trying to escape but to no avail as he was dead within a minute.
Y/N resurfaced the carcass and tossed it to the side like a crumpled up piece of paper before saying to himself "Forty nine in less than a day, now gotta wait for my old friend so I can make it fifty."
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Meanwhile Becker was walking to the lab wondering why it was so eerily quiet in the facility and why he hadn't received a status report from Price and Turner concerning Y/N's whereabouts.
He was visibly frustrated and hoped the Doctor could replicate the success that he had found the previous night with Y/N that would at least improve his day.
He stomped his way to the lab and entered roughly taking five big steps into the lab with his head down all whilst yelling "Horace! Horace have you got any resul-" he cut himself off after seeing the bodies of Horace and his three assistants on the floor.
'What.....the........fuck!?' Was all he could think of
"Hello Becks, did you miss me?" a voice behind him said. Becker slowly turned around before blacking out from a punch to directly to the jaw.
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2 hours later
Becker woke up much like Y/N did the previous night, restrained to a cold metal bed by his wrists and ankles unsure exactly what had gone on.
"RISE AND SHINE BECKS!!" Y/N yelled as he hit the metal with his Katanas "Did you have a pleasant sleep Becks, please leave your feedback in our suggestions box"
Becker shot his shoulders up to attack Y/N but couldn't "L/N, let me out of here!" He barked at Y/N who just smirked at the General's state right now.
"Has that ever worked? You go to the person keeping you hostage and say 'please sir let me out' and they go 'Oh yeah sure, off you go'. Come on Becks you're better than that" Y/N slowly stepped around the General.
"I still can't believe that you thought that you could turn me into your slave........ I'm supposed to be the one with stupid ideas" Y/N was playing with his guns doing some poses with them as he spoke
"It was for your own good, we need serious soldiers out there when millions of lives depend on it" Becker shot back in response
Y/N walked so that his head was above Becker's "Oh believe me I'll be going off to fight in the war because despite my way of going about my business.......I know when I'm doing the right thing........and the right thing , right now is to make sure you don't force anyone to undergo these experiments ever again." Y/N walked away whistling a small tune.
Realising how compromising his situation truly is the General tries to appeal to Y/N's better nature "Come on L/N, remember all those years ago when we first met at the recruitment, I knew you were younger than 18 but I gave you a chance when no one else did"
Y/N laughed at Becker's remark "And I bet in hindsight you're regretting that now" Y/N then grabbed one of his swords and marched over to Becker who had a look of pure fear in his eyes.
"Please L/N, you were always my favourite soldier" Becker loudly pleaded as Y/N looked over his torso.
Y/N smiled and cheered loudly "I KNEW IT!!!! After all these years!" Becker was somewhat relieved as Y/N spoke again "It's nice to know those will be your final words" The look of terror came back into Becker's eyes as Y/N plunged his sword deep into Becker's gut.
"AGHHHHHGG" Becker yelled out as Y/N made a deep eight inch cut into his gut and by the look of revenge plastered into Y/N's features, he wasn't done there.
Y/N took the sword out of Becker's abdomen and pulled out his intestines all whilst Becker was let out blood curdling screams "Do you have to make so much noise? you're only having your guts pulled out"
Y/N walked behind Becker and wrapped his own intestines around his throat making a meaty noose before pulling hard. It stopped the screams as Becker couldn't breathe before finally succumbing to a painful and downright agonising death.
There was not an inch of remorse on Y/N's face in fact all there was was a smile "Well I had to do something creative for the fiftieth kill and I'd say that's pretty good."
Y/N took a minute to look around the lab. His personal vendetta was complete and all he had now was his guns, his swords and his abilities. He looked around to find a lot of explosives which made him say "Time to bring this fucker to the ground"
He spent the next half hour or so throwing grenades around the facility with the sole intention to completely fucking destroy it.
The facility had come down to the ground just as Y/N hoped and he exclaimed "Who'd have thought that in twenty four hours I'd have left a military prison, get forced into human experiments, obtain awesome abilities, kill fifty that's right fifty fucking people AAAAAND bring down a government facility. FUCK ME I'm awesome."
After his little outburst he skipped back to his Jeep and started the engine, ready to leave and as he left he drove over Price's dead body before reversing over it and repeating this process another four times.
Despite the success of the day a thought hadn't escaped his mind, thanks to the army, he was still one of the most wanted men in Britain but then Y/N had an Idea "Eureka!" He yelled as he drove to his next destination.
After about an hour of driving, he parked the Jeep in a hidden location away from everyone and everything leaving behind everything except a pistol which he loaded with one bullet.
The destination he was going to was in fact the place where he had massacred the soldiers who tried to capture him before. He walked up to the area on the outskirts of the town which was riddled with police as he suspected.
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The police were disgusted and horrified at what they were witnessing, it was brutality on a level that they never seen before. They were observing the crime scene looking for any possible clues as to who the perpetrator/s were.
One policeman turned to another "Who the hell would do this to our soldiers?"
"Probably an enemy of the country or some sick sadistic bastard." The other policeman replied.
Suddenly there was noise on top of one of the Jeeps "I think you mean ridiculously good looking and highly skilled ex-Captain" he said to the two police officers.
All eyes shifted to the man dressed in only his underpants on the Jeep "Excuse me, can I have your attention........My name is Y/N L/N, I'm the man who was in the paper about escaping from prison anyways these dead pricks actually took me away from prison for a very special project........... Anyways I was sort of forced into the project and killed all these men so seeing as I'll probably be going back to prison......... I've made the executive decision to shoot myself in the head. Thank you you've been a wonderful audience"
BANG!!!!
Y/N shot himself dead in front of all the police officers who looked at each other trying to figure out what the hell had just happened.
THE END
POST CREDITS SCENE
"I'm sorry for the loss of your son Mr L/N" the police officer informed Henry L/N.
"I haven't seen him in years besides he was always a piece of shit anyways." Henry replied slurring his words thanks to the alcohol.
The police officer left through the front door as Henry went into the kitchen to get another beer when he came back, there was person dressed all in red sitting in his chair.
"Who the fuck are you!? And why the fuck are you in my house!?" Henry angrily questioned the person
"Now is that anyway to greet your son" the man responded as he turned around to face him.
Henry's eyes widened as he realised who it was "Why the fuck are you here!? I like to see my wife when I'm drunk!"
"Yeah I'm kind of actually here, you ain't dreaming. I see you finally got off your lazy ass to get yourself your own beer." Y/N said to his drunken middle-aged father.
"Well I had to, you fucked off because you were too much of a coward to fight back!" Henry yelled at his son.
Y/N was having a mini flashback to his childhood about all the times Henry would beat him and he would do nothing about it "Well that was a long time ago"
"Just get the fuck out Y/N!" Henry yelled it actually surprised Y/N how much his father could still yell.
"Didn't you hear daddy dearest, Y/N's dead besides I go by a different name now" Y/N smiled
Henry just chuckled "Oh yeah and what's that?"
Y/N looked his father dead in the eye "Captain Deadpool.........Nah just Deadpool" As Y/N grabbed his Katanas out of their holsters.
All the street could hear after that was Henry's screams and yells but they thought nothing of it, just a usual night at the L/N household.
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