Author's note:
This is an episode in the life of Imsai arasan 23aam pulikesi. The movie,was set in late 18th century. But for the purpose of this story, I am taking a creative liberty to make Pulikesi live in the current 21st century in a parallel universe where there is still Mannar aatchi! Well, it might seem confusing.. but... "Enaku vera vazhi theriyala aatha!"

This is a fictional setting in 2020 when Pulikesi deals with saving(?!) his kingdom of Cholapuri from the dangerous covid-19 corona virus. Hope you all like it.
Please forgive me if i end up offending true-blood-vadivelu-fans in the process :( This is just a rookie attempt to revive the legend vadivelu that i miss on screen!
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Narrator:
21aam nootrandu!! 2020 ki pi (AD); ulagil parakkum veedugalum, mupparimana padimangalum(holograms) nadavadikkayai aagividum endru enniya kaalakattam- aanaal unmai nilamai ennavo "Thalaya Thalapathiya" endru makkal adithu kondu irukkiraargal!

Abdul Kalam, Stephen Hawkins pondra ariviyal medhaigal makkalin arivaatralai valarka padadha paadu pattu mudiyamal veeramaranam adaindha nootrandu! Ivalavu ariviyal nibunargal mattrum medhaigal pirandhu,vaazhndhu,irandhaalum, namadhu kadhaiyin naayagar pondra sila mannargalum thalaivargalum, andam muzhivadhum azhindhaalum, thaan piditha muyalukku moondru kaal endru pesiye ulagathai emaatri kondu irundhanar.
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Ki Pi 2020, Cholapuri Samrajyam:
Neram:Vidiyar kaalai, Seval kooviyirukkavendiya neram(Aranmanaiyil indru virundhukku kozhi biriyani vendum endru mannar utharavu!! Mannikkavum heheehe)

Kavalargal iruvar verka viruvirukka alarikkonde odi varugindranar
Mannar manna Mannar manna! Engal kulam Kaakum 23aam pulikesiye!!

Amaichar: Adei adei!! Kaavalargale!! Satru porungaladaa!! Mannar than andhapurathu azhagigalukkellam "Kaalai Vanakkam" endru kuruncheidhigalai (sms) namadhu "Mel enna" (a loose translation+ soundslike of whatsapp) puraa thoodugal anupi vittu idho vandhuviduvaar. Enna vishayam? Ippadi odi vandhulleergal

Kaval1: Amaichare!! Namadhu aranmanaiku aabathu vandhu vittadhu!! Adhai mannaridam udane therivikkavendum ena ododi vandhullom

Pulikesi: Naan irukum aranmanikul Aabatha!!! Yaarada nee ipadi pithatrugiravan! Ennavendru kooru!!

Adharkul irandaam kavalaali beedhi aagi:
Kaval2: Rajathi raja, raja marthanda, raja gambeera, raja kulathilaka...kulathilaka.. kulathilaka...

Pulikesiyum amaicharum avan vaayaiye edhayo edhirpaarpadhu pol paarthu kondirukka..

Kaval2: (manadhil: ahaaaa!! edhayo marandhuvittoma.. ilai ilai indha murai kulothunguvai marakkamaten) raja kulothunga (endru mannarai paarthu "aahn" endru koori sirikka) 23aam pulikesi paraak paraak paraak!!'

Puli+amaichar: ada cha koorivittane!!

Kaval2:(vetri punnagayodu) Apppppada!!!

Pulikesi: Ennadhu!! Appada va?!
Yaarada unaku appan.. adhuvum da potu koopidugiraaya!! Yaarange!! indha moodanai namadhu koatai sirayil adaithu indha thudhiyai naal muzhuvadhum namadhu kili kootam munn paadachollungal. Andha kiligal nam rajiyathil engu parandhaalum en thudhi paadiye parakkavendum!
Hahahahahaha!
Amaichare! Eppadi en rajathanthiram!

Amaichar: Aha aha!! Mannaa thaangal veru ragam dhaan!! Ungalai vella oruvan pirandhudhaan varavendum.. avanayum neengal pirakka vidamateergal! Hahahaha!

Pulikesi: Seri, kavalargale, koora vandhadhai koori tholayungal! Naan kaalai unavu arundha sellavendum! Yedho avacado endru oru arungani Americavilirundhu irakumadhi aagi ulladhaam! Adhai paalil potu mukkanigalodu Badam paruppai serthu araithu vaithu kaathukondirukiraagal!

Kaval1: Manna!! Manna!! Namadhu aranmanaikkul oru mugamoodi kollaikaaran nuzhaya muyarchiseidhaan. Naanum matra kaavalargalum serndhu avanai amukki pidithu vittom manna!

Puli: Ahahahahaha!Bale bale!! Ennnne veeram! En kaavalaligal migavum thiramai saaligal! Izhuthuvaarungal avanai!!

Kaval1: Ivan matra kollayargalai vida konjam vithyasamaanavan manna! Avanai pidika vandhapodhu "enna thodatheergal, en mugamoodiyai kazhatraadheergal! 6 adi thalli nillungal" endrellam korikkai vaithaan. Naangal avanidam odi pidithu vilayadi epadiyo kattipotu vittom!

Avvaru pesikondirukkumpodhu matra kaavalargal moonjiyil mugamoodi potirundha oruvanai kadhara kadhara izhuthu varugindranar!!

Pulikesi: Amaichare!! Indha uruvathai idharku mun yengo paarthadhai pol ulladhe?!

Amaichar: Aam manna, naan kuda adhai dhaan ninaithu kondirundhen!

Pulikesi: Yaarange, indha kodiyavanin mugamoodiyai kizhithu eriyungal mmmm!!

Kavalargal kadum muyarchi seydhu avanadhu mugamoodiyai kizhikka

Pulikesi and amaichar: Aaaaaah!! Ottran!! Neeyaaaa?!

Pulikesi: Adei lagudapaandigala, idhu namadhu aranmanai ottranada!! Ivanaya mugamoodi kollayan endru izhuthu vandheergal! Ungalayellam velaiku veithu naan ondrum kizhikka povadhillai!! Mmmm!! ivanai vittuvitu sellungal. Naan raja ragasiyangalai pesavendum.

Amaichar sendru ottranai viduvikka muyarchikkiraar. Ottran than kaigalai neeti thalli irukkumaaru koorugirar.

Pulikesi: Ennada ottra, ippadi ilaithu poivittai!! Enna samaachaaram! Saapadu seri illayo? Enna seidhi kondu vandhirukkiraai? adhuvum mugamoodiyodu?!

Ottran: Mannar manna! Moovulagayum aalum thagudhi konda 23aam pulikesiye!! Indha ottranin vanakkathai yetru kollungal!

Pulikesi: aahn aahn.. hahahaha!! Enna oru bavyam!! Nee indru madhiyam kandippaga kozhi biriyani saapitu vitu dhaan kilamba vendum!Seri vandha vishayathai kooru!

Ottran: Manna!! Naan cheena desathilirundhu seidhi kondu vandhullen! Saadharana seidhi illai manna!! Miga kodiya seidhi!!

Pulikesi: Cheena desathilirundha! Angirundhu idhuvarai namaku peridhaaga seidhi vandhadhillaye. Namadhu aranmanai kollar dhaan cheena desathodu pechu varthai veithullar. Naam porukku sellunpodhu vaalum kavasangalum cheena naatilirundhu irakkumadhi seyyapadum endru avar solli kelvi pattirukkiren.. appadi enna kodiya seidhi?!

Ottran: Manna!! Cheena desathilirundhu oru kodiya noi ulagum muzhuvadhum paravi varugiradhaam manna!!

Pulikesi and Amaichar: Ennadhu noyaaaa?!
Pulikesi: Ennada solgiraai!! Noyaa? Enaku ondrum vilangavillaye! Eppadi aaramithadhaam? Eppadi paravugiradhaam!

Ottran: Manna!! Cheena desathil, Wuhan pagudhiyil velaiyattra oruvan seyvadhu ariyaadhu vavval kari undu irukkiraan. Adhuve noyin aarambam endru koorugiraargal.

Pulikesikkum amaicharukkum ore nerathil komattal edukkiradhu!

Pulikesi: Karumam karumam!! vavvalai koodavaa nam aatkal vittu veika maatargal! Enna kandraavi idhu amaichare!!

Amaichar: pssst psssst.. manna.. inge vaarungal!! Vavval undadhai patru thuppugireergale, thoodu anupa patta puravai varuthu thinneergale! marandhuvittergala!!! Pura undaal noi edhuvum vandhuvidadhe?! kelungal ivanai!

Pulikesi: Ahaaa! Amaichare! Thaangal illavittal naan enna aaven! Idho ketkiren.
Ahem!! adei ottra.. indha noi, verum vavval aal matumdhaan varuma? matra paravai vilangugalinaal paravaadha?! udhaaranathuku, pura, thavalai,kozhi..

Ottran: Mannar manna! Indha noiyin peyar Covid-19 corona kaaichal. Idhu manidhargalukkul dhaan paravi varugiradhu endru kelvi!

Pulikesi: Ennada idhu.. covid-19 aa.. namakku therindhadhellam inna 40, iniyavai 40, kar 40, kalavizhi 40.. idhu enna 19?!
Corona.. yedho urchaaga baanathi per pola ulladhada ottran! hahahahahaha!!

Ottran: Manna!! Idhu sirikkavendiya vishayam alla!! Idhu ulagum muzhuvadhum paravikkondirukkum oru visha kirumi!! Nam makkalai thaangal thaan kaapatra vendum!
Mugathil muga kavasam aniya vendum, oruvarai oruvar thodaamal 6 adi thalli nirka vendum. Irumal thummal pondravatrai vaai moodi seyyavendum. Kaigalai nandraaga thanneer matrum vazhalai(soap) pottu sutham seyyavendum! Ivai anaithayum kadaipidipadhoda illamal yaarum veliye nadamaada kudadhu! Makkal oruvarai oruvar sandhikka vittal noi paravaadhu.
Ivaai anaithun cheena desam,america desam aagiyavatrilirundhu naan ketu arindhu konden!

Pulikesi: Adei ottra!! Cheena desathukum namakum dhan periya thodarbu yedhuvume illaye! Por aayudhangal podi podiyai odaindhu vidungindraba endru kollaridam solli cheenadesathu uravai 2 maadham munbe thundikka sollivitten!! Appo eppadi corona nam naatil paravum?!

Ottran thiruttu muzhi muzhithapadi: Manna.. adhaan naan cheenadesathilirundhu vandhullene!!

Pulikesi and amaichar: Adapppppppaaaaaavi !!!!!!!!

Thodarum...........