First
We have an announcement
SO instead of just me, Elliot, we will have another person~
They aren't my assistant. Don't say it.
They are one of my closest IRL friends, and we run a devianart group together
We both write fanfic
And we both play els
So he isn't new to the fandom, don't worry people
All of his work is going through me before it gets to you
All of my work already goes through him before it gets to you anyway
He helps me edit sometimes *^*
Having the two of us should help get your requests out faster
So don't worry
I sent Dirk the list of requests (even the ones from here) so he can pick which he wants to do first
All of your comments will also be seen by him
So
If you're rude
You ain't getting your request done
Anyway
That was already a rule
But I don't care as much if you're rude to me
But to him
Nope.
Not allowing it.
Anyway keep reading for the request thing

okay

I know I'm not there yet

but I'm close

I am working on all other requests and 1k requests

don't worry I haven't forgotten you

I just have yet to post them

*terrible human*

anyway

taking requests

not much to say besides thanks for reading

and I just figured out that 68% of my readers are female

0-o *waves at everyone*

I shouldn't be amazed though

most of my oneshots so far are male x reader

I am working on some female x readers

so dw (don't worry)

its coming

soon

idk when

anyway

ill be taking 2k requests (feel free to make it a long one) until August 20th.

today is the 14th

6 days people. 6 days.

anyway tysm for reading y'all ilysm