"Uggggggh! It hurts so fucking much!" You yell to no one impeticular. With a hand on your stomach you walk over to the couch and flops down ." Why lord! Fuck you mother nature! This is a curse!" "Babe why are you so loud! " Natsu whinnied to his girlfriend. " Natsu it's my time!" You said with a whimper of pain. Natsu ran over to girlfriend." Y/ n don't die please!" " Natsu I'm not dying you bake !" You get up and walk into the kitchen. " F/n do we have chocolate. " You say.as you rummage through the cabinets. " It's in the refrigerator you dumb ass !" "F/n y/n is dying! Come help her! " F/n got up and went over to Natsu. "She's not dying, she's just on her period. That means that she isn't pregnant, okay? " Natsu nods and f/n goes back to the couch. " Wait hold on I'm confused!?" F/n rolls her eyes. " You baka! I ain't telling you again so guess! "