(This was requested by MadameVicious I hope you all enjoy it. BTW the movie I mentioned in this Oneshot is real, its called 'Lavalantua' and its really something, look it up) 

"Wade you piece of shit" The girl groaned as she opened the door to her 'good old buddy' Deadpool. It was 4 am, Y/n only just got into bed two hours ago and this red leather clad bag of dicks decided to pay her a visit. She assumed he needed some recovery time after kicking some bad guy's ass but oddly enough as soon as Y/N opened the door, she was enveloped in a tight hug - not a blood-soaked one, which was as confusing as it was pleasant. He didn't even smell bad.

"Sorry, short stack, just missed ya." He said, not yet freeing her.
"Its been two days, Wade, why are you being weird." Y/n observed.

"Its kinda my natural state." He let her go. "Lets have some snacks and watch some porn, you like girl on girl, right?" He joked. Almost everything her Katana-wielding  best friend said was a joke, it was comforting. She rolled her eyes and turned on her heel. He followed.
"sh'yeah, good luck finding it, asswipe. Pancakes?" She prompted. He just clapped his hands and squeaked in excitement.

They were sat on the couch, tackling a foot tall stack of pancakes dripping in maple syrup, watching some shitty movie about giant lava spiders. This happened every now and then, they would eat and watch b-grade movies that were so bad they were brilliant. Y/n laid on her stomach across Wade's thighs, a feat that was achieved only to stop him from finding that porn he believed was in the apartment. Her attention was snapped away from the movie as she felt a hand lay a sharp slap on her ass.

"Wade!" She hissed as she manoeuvred herself to stand upright on her knees in front of him.. straddling him... shit, Y/n did not think that through.
"Oh come on, you loved that. I can tell you got that cute little blush on your cheeks." He punctuated that sentence by pinching her cheeks annoyingly.
"Shut up." She growled. 
"Okay." He kissed peeled up the bottom his mask and was kissing her before she could even look at the exposed skin, and by his logic, that as him shutting up.

The kiss lasted and she was returning the favour, she even wound up actually sitting on his lap. And Wade's hands were everywhere. But his entire body stiffened when she went to pull up the rest of his mask. His instant reaction was to break the kiss and cover her eyes with his gloved hand.
"Wade? What are you doing? I thought you trusted me?" She sounded offended.
"Yeah, I also like you a lot so I don't want to turn you off me entirely." He said.
"Not gonna happen. Please Wade?" She begged. He groaned and uncovered her eyes. He took a giant breath in before removing the mask all together. Y/n barely reacted before she started kissing him again.
"I don't care how you look, I wanna play..." She purred sweetly.
"But uh, Y/n, you've never..." He was one of few who knew she was a virgin.
"Yeah, and? We trust each other."
"And I am a sex god, a speckled-y gross sex god, I would blow your mind and you'd die." He was covering his insecurity, she could tell.
"I always wanted to go out with a bang..." She smirked. Wade looked off to the side as if he were addressing a person who wasn't there.
"And it was that exact moment that she won my heart..." He spoke dreamily. "Time to smash." His voice switched back to his normal tone and he turned back to face her. She looked confused but he didn't address her confusion before kissing her again.

Within minutes he had the both of them naked and kissing. She was on his lap, straddling him once more, she rubbed the tip of his cock along the soaking folds of her pussy. She moaned. He did it again, setting a fluid motion between his cock and her clit. She dug her finger nails into his shoulders. She was getting so worked up, moaning his name softly, what he didn't expect was her to push herself down, letting his dick slide inside her, she didn't quite reach the hilt but that was a good thing. He was supportive and gentle with her, waiting until she started trying to ride him to guide her hips into gentle, slow grinds, giving her more of an idea how to move her hips to ride him. He gave her encouraging kisses and words like 'good girl'.  When she was more comfortable, speeding up her performance, he took initiative and pinned her delicately on her back to fuck her. She moaned even more like this, he couldn't help but touch her and play with her body, his hands moved quite a bit but they almost always came back to her tits. He'd massage them and suck on them, leaving marks. He'd also play with her hair, it was soft and nice. He felt his climax building so he used his finger to rub her clit, to get her off first. This made her feel weak with euphoria. Soon, she came, hard, whimpering his name, trembling a little, god did she look hot like this. And a few thrusts later he finished, pulling out before he came inside, his cum landed on the couch between her gorgeous thighs. He carried her to her bed, came back out to clean up the couch and left over food before he went back to bed and fell asleep with Y/n, his arms wrapped tight around her.    

And in the morning, Y/n woke up to a hard and grinning Wade, not that she was complaining.