Jean: hey

Y/n:  hi

Jean: watcha doin?

Y/n: not you

Jean: could be~

Y/n: I hate Jeans, they're so annoying

Jean: I do too, keeps me from getting closer to you

Y/n: Jean

Jean: hmm?

Y/n: I was talking about you not my pants

Jean: 0_0 shiiiiiiiiiit

This my, dear children, is way you must never name your children with names similar to those of clothing. This prevents ship, ship happens other wise.