Requested By @IgnobleFiend

Heads up there will be going a few Harmony Gold references. (The Mostly Lost Dragon Ball Dub)

H/C Y/N's POV

I was driving my motorcycle with Launch hanging on to me, we were driving through this western looking town, but it was getting late, so we were looking for a place to just sit down and grab a bite come upon a salon Launch spoke.

Blue Launch: This place looks so darling, how about here?

H/C Y/N: Sure, this does seem like a nice place.

I parked the bike to the side of the building, we walked inside the booming salon but as we entered the place became dead quiet, people were staring at us before quickly averting their eyes in what looks like pure fear. We walked towards the waiter and when he saw us it seems as he has just seen a ghost he becomes very pale and was started to shake horribly.

H/C Y/N: Hello, could we please have a table for two?

Waiter: Ok-Okay right this w-ways s-sir and m-madam.

Y/N: Also, don't look so afraid.

Waiter: YES SIR!

He brought us to a table near the front. We sat down.

Waiter: W-Would you like a-anything to d-drink?

Blue Launch: I will have lemonade, please.

Y/N: F/D.

Waiter: I will be right back with your drinks, please look over the menus.

The waiter left in a hurry almost falling over himself. I looked over the menu and notice some interesting house specials, Zero's Soy Bean Soup? Kira's Lasagna? I look towards Launch about to ask what she thought sounded good when the sounds of sirens coming could be heard.

H/C Y/N: I wonder what is happening?

Blue Launch: I hope no one is in trouble.

We looked towards the door as a group of Storm Troopers (Yes that what they are called) rush to the table we were sitting down at they pointing their guns at us. They didn't look happy.

Storm Trooper: We have you now criminals! Put your hands in the air.

Blue Launch: Y/N, I am scared.

Y/N: Don't worry dear, Gentleman I think there has been some sort of mix up. We haven't done anything wrong.

Storm Trooper: You can't fool us. We know who you are now why don't you tell us why you are here!

I had no idea what they were talking about I was thinking of something to say this might get us off but oddly enough my ears started to burn up and I felt a sneeze coming up.

Meanwhile 3RD POV

Mr. Popo: Y/N and Launch are such wonderful people I like it when they sneeze. Don't you think so Kami?

Kami: Who are they Mr. Popo?

Mr. Popo: Just some friends *Laughs*

Back at the Salon

H/C Y/N and Blue Launch: Achoo!

F/C Y/N's POV

Blonde Launch: We heard the Lasagna is to die for. [Actual Gold Dialog]

Storm Trooper: Fine, men open fire!

*Gun Fire*

Everyone soon stormed out, Launch kicked the table over for cover pulling me down with her, the bullets start to rain down lucky their aim sucked. Like actually sucked they couldn't hit what was right in front of them!

Blond Launch: Dam it! I was hoping for a nice date with my man.

Y/N: We will make these Assholes pay. They must be after the dragon ball we took from their camp. How about we show them what happened when they mess with us.

Blond Launch: Sound like a plan.

F/C Y/N: It would seem I left my gun on the bike, I will be right back. Cover me.

Blond Launch: Yeah just don't get your ass killed.

I smirked as I got up and ran at one of the men dodging the bullets with low effect, I grabbed ahold of his gun and punching him in the face cause him to lose his grip on my gun and I flip him over and used him as a human shield taking all the bullets that were meant for me, killing him. Funny how now they can shoot but it was too late I was able to add some more troopers to my death count. We make quick work of the rest of the bastards running outside knowing back up would be coming any moment, I saw my bike.

F/C Y/N: No doubt that back up is on its way, let's get the hell out of here.

Blonde Launch: Yeah look like it, gets on back I am driving.

F/C Y/N: No way, I am driving.

Blonde Launch: Fine, I will do the shooting and have all the fun.

F/C Y/N: *On the back* Come on let go you're driving.

Time-Skip

We made it back to that Geezer's Island. Which he so kindly allows us to use as a hideout for the time.

Blonde Launch: Guess the old geezer and runts are not here.

Launch sat down on the couch and kick her feet on the coffee table.

F/C Y/N: Yeah guess we are alone, I am going to go grab us some beers.

I went to the fridge and grab two beers and saw an envelope with my name on it so I took it and went to the couch handing Launch her beer. Which she cracks opens it and taking a big gulp.

Blonde Launch: Hey, What's that?

F/C Y/N: I found this in the fridge.

I opened it and as pepper came out. Covering us in a pepper cloud.

F/C Y/N and Blonde Launch: Achoo!

H/C Y/N's POV

H/C Y/N: How did we get home?

Blue Launch: I don't know.

H/C Y/N: Something strange is happing.

Blue Launch: Yeah something weird is happening...look at how late it is! We should be off to bed.

We got ready for bed and cuddle up.

H/C Y/N: Goodnight love. *Kiss*

Blue Launch: *Kiss* Goodnight Honey.