Varian: come on lance nobody believes that Hugo is helplessly is in love with me. 

lance to the squad: raise your hand if you think Hugo is helplessly in love with Varian .     everyone raises their hand* 

Varian; Hugo put your hand down. 

Varian: pretending to joke *  so when are you going to go out with me?

Hugo: I don't know when are you going to ask me to? 

Lance: and you just ran away?!

Varian: I didn't expect him to flirt back

Hugo: are you coming to bed?

Varian: I cant.  this is to important 

Hugo: What?

Varian: someone is wrong on the internet. 

Hugo: we have fun don't we Varian?

Varian: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.

Varian: why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you .

Varian: ask me to kill for you

Hugo:.. First of all, calm down-

Varian: taping a knife onto a Roomba be free my child. 

Nauru: entering the room with a small cut on their ankle  their : who the F-

Hugo: looking though their clothes : has anyone seen my top?

Catiline : varians in the kitchen . 

Cassandra : do you want to explained the text you sent me last night?

Varian: it was autocorrected .

Cassandra: autocorrected wrote '' your so hot please step on me?

Varian: yes.

Varian: T- posing  in the doorway greetings parental figure.   

quarrian: not looking up from his coffee good morning, problem child.   

(now time for the memes !)

Varian: you have to be more careful Hugo

Hugo:..

a drawing a friend did for me VIRGO :3

GN  yall I hope you enjoyed it!

squad playing quji bored* 

Varian: what happen to you lance?

Hugo: how many pickles can you shove up your Ass?

ghost lance: 910 

Yong: 910 -pickles?!

Varian and Nauru : flabbergasted

Hugo: on all fours wheezing *

(why is this acurted tho-)

Hugo: holding out his phone * send titAAAYS (:

Varian: wtf-

Nauru: face palm

Yong: in utter confusion *

( you can add your ocs to in the comments!)

(:

have a great day/night/ afternoon/evening 

bye my little alchemist! 

Possessed*   Varian: I just wanna talk Hugo..

Hugo: running for his fucking life*