Don't ask about the ship, idk how I came up with it lmao

Ships:
UruLeste (Uruguay x Timor-Leste)

Uruguay: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Timor-Leste: Wow. They sound stupid.

Uruguay: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.

Timor-Leste: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"

Uruguay: I guess you're right. Hey Timor, I love you.

Timor-Leste: See! Just say that!

Uruguay: Holy fucking shit.

Timor-Leste: If that flies over their head then, sorry Uruguay, but they're too dumb for you.

Uruguay: Timor.

~~~

Uruguay: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Timor-Leste: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Uruguay: But you're always acting stupid?

Timor-Leste: ...

Timor-Leste: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

~~~

El Salvador: *falls down the stairs*

Papua New Guinea: Are you okay?

Timor-Leste: Stop falling down the stairs!

Uruguay: How'd the ground taste?

~~~

Uruguay: *points at Papua New Guinea* A human turtleneck, *points at El Salvador* a narcissistic monster, *points at Timor-Leste* and literally the dumbest person I've ever met.

Timor-Leste: And who am I? Describe me now.

~~~

Timor-Leste: Blue M&Ms are the best.

Uruguay: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?

Timor-Leste: What about it? They are.

Uruguay: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!

Uruguay: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!

Timor-Leste: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!

El Salvador: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.

Papua New Guinea: I like the yellow ones.

Timor-Leste and Uruguay: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

~~~

Uruguay: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Timor-Leste: Eyy, homie!

Papua New Guinea: But then there's cootie...

El Salvador: Die.

~~~

Papua New Guinea: Where's Uruguay?

El Salvador: Don't worry, I'll find them.

El Salvador, shouting: Timor-Leste sucks!

Uruguay, distantly: Timor-Leste is the best person ever! Fuck you!

El Salvador: Found them.

~~~

Uruguay: Shh, here comes Papua New Guinea!

Timor-Leste: Quick, El Salvador, start talking about boring nerd stuff!

El Salvador: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.

Timor-Leste: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.

~~~

Papua New Guinea: I have issues.

Timor-Leste: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-

Papua New Guinea: With you.

~~~

Uruguay: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

Uruguay: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

~~~

Timor-Leste: It's funny how well you and El Salvador get along. Didn't they hate you at first?

Papua New Guinea: El Salvador hates everybody at first. It's their way of reaching out to people.

~~~

Papua New Guinea: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?

El Salvador:

El Salvador: Why are you eating dirt?

Papua New Guinea: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

~~~

El Salvador: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

~~~

Papua New Guinea: Editor's note: What the fuck?

~~~

Uruguay: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.

El Salvador: That is not something you actually have installed.

Uruguay: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

~~~

El Salvador: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Timor-Leste: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

~~~

El Salvador: It's nice to be wanted, you know?

Uruguay: Not by the law!

~~~

Papua New Guinea, banging on the door: El Salvador! Open up!

El Salvador: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Timor-Leste: No, he meant-

Uruguay: Let him finish.

~~~

Uruguay: Timor-Leste, I'm sad.

Timor-Leste: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.

Papua New Guinea: El Salvador, I'm sad.

El Salvador, nodding: mood.

~~~