this chapter is from 2020, so i will give a warning, Soviet/USSR is in quite a few of these. This is because my main ship at the time was SovAme.

also the photos at the top of each chapter will just be a random artwork I made :)

there'll be notes in between some of these ones because they were originally all separate chapters and I'm too lazy to change anything about them.

also yes they're all from generators or were randomly found on the internet.

Ships this Chapter:
SovAme (Soviet x America)
GreTurk (Greece x Turkey)
CanMex (Canada x Mexico)
UruLeste (Uruguay x Timor-Leste)
KosTai (Kosovo x Taiwan)
CuBel (Cuba x Belarus)
(QueerPlatonic) GerPol (Germany x Poland) LibSing (Liberia x Singapore)
LibFi (Libya x Fiji)

FINAL CHANCE TO SKIP THIS CRINGE CHAPTER :)

Canada:*Sees Soviet & America walk into the room holding hands* So who confessed?

America:*smiling* It was me!! I made sure it was short and sweet.

Soviet:You yelled listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them, from the roof.

America:Worked though.

~~~

Soviet, drunk:What if fairies were real?

America, also drunk:What?

Soviet:Fairies. What if they were actually real?

America:W-Wait, *narrows eyes* f-fairies aren't r-real?

Soviet:Of course they're not-

America:*tearing up*

Soviet:I was just messing with you, of course they're real! Please don't cry I love you so so much. *smothers America in kisses*

~~~

America:*At Soviet's funeral* Can I have a moment alone with him, Canada?

Canada:Of course. *walks out*

America:*leans over the coffin* Listen, I know you're not fucking dead.

Soviet:*sits up* Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

~~~

Greece:*kisses Turkey's neck*

Turkey:What is this?

Greece:Affection!!!

Turkey:Disgusting.

Turkey:...

Turkey:Do it again.

~~~

Mexico:You know, I'm jealous of you.

Canada:Huh? Why?

Mexico:Your partner is hotter than mine. *walks away*

Canada:Wait but

Canada:BUT WE'RE DATING-

Canada:COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT-

~~~

Uruguay:Have you ever liked someone before but were to scared to say it?

Timor-Leste:All the time.

Uruguay:Same.

Uruguay and Timor-Leste:*Silence*

El Salvador:*In the distance but can hear them* *slaps forehead* They're idiots! Oh my god! Just kiss already! Or I'm gonna hear about this for the next week from Uruguay!

~~~

Taiwan:*On the couch, reading a book*

Kosovo:*Blanket Burritoed, head on Taiwan's lap, eyes closed*

Taiwan:*Slowly stroking Kosovo's hair, only pausing to flip the page*

Kosovo:*falls into a peaceful slumber, completely at peace*

Taiwan:*smiles down lovingly and gently kisses Kosovo's forehead*

~~~

Taiwan:*napping on the couch*

Kosovo:*Opens the door* TAI!!!

Taiwan:*wakes up* Whaaaaaaaat?

Kosovo:I CAUGHT A BIRD!!! *muffled chirping*

Taiwan:*sleepily* That's nice...

Taiwan:...

Taiwan:WAIT WHAT? PUT IT BACK KOS!!!

~~~

Soviet:What are you doing?

America:*hanging upside down from a tree* Trying to kiss you?

Soviet:You're gonna fall.

America:...

America:Shut it and kiss me, asshole, I'm getting lightheaded.

~~~

Soviet:I'm the most responsible one here.

America:You just SET MY FUCKING KITCHEN ON FIRE-

Soviet:Yes and I take full responsibility for that.

~~~

America:*In tree*

Soviet:Get down from there!

America:No way!

Soviet:I'm gonna call the police and the president.

America:I'll fight them.

Soviet:I have coffee and Canada's pancakes.

America:*Jumps out of tree and grabs coffee and pancakes* I totally would have fought them.

Soviet:I know you would.

~~~

Belarus:K-k-ki-

Cuba:Take your time babe, it's okay.

Belarus:Ki-i-

Cuba:You can do it, Babe!

Belarus:KI-KILL ME I HAVE THREE MEETINGS TOMORROW!!!

Cuba:Well I was hoping for kiss me but letting emotions out is good too.

~~~

Canada:I personally find Mexico adorable and small, not to mention very easy to pick up.

Mexico:*Squirming in Canada's arms just above the ground* just because I'm shorter than you doesn't mean you caN MAKE FUN OF MY HEIGHT!!!

Canada:*Starts swaying Mexico back and forth* Awww aren't you just adorable.

~~~

Uruguay:*deadpan* Timor-Leste gave me so many kisses today.

El Salvador:HE WHAT???

Uruguay:*deadpan* Yeah, he gave me an entire bag of them. *Holds up bag of Hershey's Kisses*

~~~

Poland:*chokes on something*

Germany:Jeez Poland don't die on me!

Poland:Don't tell me what to do! I'll die whenever the hell I want!

~~~

For context, they're in a Queerplatonic Relationship, not a romantic relationship. They also live in a nice apartment :)

Germany and Poland:*In an argument*

Germany:If you don't like it, take what's yours and leave!

Poland:I will! *picks up Germany and leaves, carrying him*

~~~

Liberia:*yawns* I'm tired.

Singapore:Yeah, being adorable must be tiring.

Liberia:*tilts head* Then you must be exhausted.

Singapore:*Blushing*

~~~

Libya:No matter what you do or say, you'll never be able to change my mind. I'm sorry, but not this time. No is-

Fiji:*pouts* Please?

Libya:Okay.

Vanuatu:I knew it.

~~~

Timor-Leste:Japan? What are you writing?

Japan:A fanfic.

Timor-Leste:About what?

Japan:You and Uruguay.

Timor-Leste:What? Why?

Japan:Uruguay asked me to. I'm being paid.

Uruguay:I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT FUCKING ANONYMOUS!!!

Bonus:

Timor-Leste:He must think I'm a really good friend then. I wish I could be more...

Yes, Timor-Leste and Uruguay are both dense as fuck to the hints the other drops

I like to think of it as

UruLeste = Adrien to Marinette's Feelings but from both sides (before season 5 lmao)

If you watch Miraculous, you know exactly what I'm talking about

~~~

Mexico:*To America* FIGHT ME!!!

Canada:Stop telling everyone to fight you, look at how small you are!

Mexico:My height doesn't effect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 ways! Including yours!

Canada:You can't even reach my neck.

Mexico:Do you really want to test me now? Because I see a stool just a bit less than a third of a meter away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!

~~~

Soviet:I have very high standards. I only fall in love with graceful-

America:*stumbles into the room, knocking over a vase, startling two cats, and landing flat on his face.*

Soviet:

Soviet:

Soviet:I want that one.