THEY'RE MY FAVORITES

IF YALLS BEEN ON MY INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE TWO (it's @vannah.art._ if you're curious)

Ships:
LatLux (Latvia x Luxembourg)

these were written early 2021-middle of 2022

Luxembourg: I love you.

Latvia, not paying attention: What was that?

Luxembourg: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

~~~

Latvia: I want to kiss you.

Luxembourg, not paying attention: What?

Latvia: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

~~~

Latvia: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Luxembourg: I wrote you a poem.

Latvia, already crying: You did?

~~~

Luxembourg: How much did you spend on this date?

Latvia: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

~~~

Latvia: How would you like your coffee?

Luxembourg: As dark as my soul.

Latvia: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

~~~

Latvia: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.

Luxembourg: There are no books in prison.

Latvia: *sighs* Thank you.

~~~

Latvia: Do you want some tea?

Luxembourg: What are the options?

Latvia: Yes or no.

~~~

Luxembourg, throwing a pokeball at Latvia: Latvia, I choose you!

Latvia, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

~~~

Luxembourg: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Latvia: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Luxembourg: You don't have to wear...

Latvia: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

~~~

Latvia: Hey, Luxembourg, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Luxembourg: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Latvia: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Luxembourg: Can't really say I have.

Latvia: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Luxembourg: Sorry, Latvia. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

~~~

Latvia: I think I need a hug...

Luxembourg: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Latvia: You... you can let go now.

Luxembourg: No, I absolutely cannot.

~~~

Latvia: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Luxembourg.

Luxembourg: I hate myself.

Latvia: Alright, square up.

~~~

Latvia: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Luxembourg: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Latvia: That one. I want that one.

~~~

Luxembourg: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...

Latvia: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

~~~

Luxembourg: You have to apologize to them Latvia.

Latvia: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

~~~

Luxembourg: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Latvia: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

~~~

Latvia: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Luxembourg: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Latvia: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Luxembourg: Is it working?

~~~

Luxembourg: You have any sunscreen?

Latvia: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—

Luxembourg: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.

~~~