sept 2022

no ships bc thatd be fucking weird

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Morocco: When was the last time you had water?

America: Caffeine has water in it so I'm fine.

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Morocco: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

America: But ya' didn't!

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Morocco: America, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

America: Raise the dead.

Morocco: And what did you do?

America: Raise the dead.

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Morocco, having just met America: I've only had him for a day, but if anything happens to America, I will murder eveyone in this room, and then myself.

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Morocco: Why aren't you sleeping?

America: I'm to busy plotting your murder to sleep, Dad.

Morocco:

America: ...The nightmares.

Morocco: *Wrapping their arms around America* Awwww, sweetie-

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America: Holy shit, Dad, do you know what this means?!

Morocco: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

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America: I have a plan.

Morocco: I have the hospital on speed-dial.

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Morocco: We all have our demons.

Morocco, grabbing America: This one's mine.

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Morocco: Violence isn't the answer.

America: You're right.

Morocco: *Sighs in relief*

America: Violence is the question.

Morocco: What?

America, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Morocco, running after them: NO-

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Morocco: America, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

America: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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