yes, these were written because i wanted to write LatLux with their gangs. but i do feel like they would legitimately hang out.

Ships:
LatLux (Latvia x Luxembourg)
NethBel (Netherlands x Belgium)

Luxembourg: Latvia is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Belgium: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.

Estonia: Tackle them!

Lithuania: Dump them.

Netherlands: Kick them in the shin!

Latvia: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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Estonia: The floor is lava!

Belgium: *helps Netherlands onto the counter*

Luxembourg: *kicks Latvia off the sofa*

Lithuania: *lays on the floor*

Estonia: ...Are you okay?

Lithuania: No.

~~~

Luxembourg: Latvia kissed me!

Belgium: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Luxembourg: It was unbelievable!

Belgium: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Netherlands: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Bel, get the wine and unplug the phone. Lux, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Luxembourg: Oh, it ended very well.

Belgium: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Netherlands: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Luxembourg: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Netherlands: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?

Luxembourg: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Belgium and Netherlands: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Latvia eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.

Lithuania: Tongue?

Latvia: Yeah.

Estonia: Cool.

~~~

Latvia: Croissants: dropped

Netherlands: Road: works ahead

Estonia: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Belgium: Shavacado: fre

Luxembourg: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Lithuania:

Lithuania: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Belgium: Stressed.

Lithuania: Depressed.

Netherlands: Possessed.

Latvia: Obsessed.

Luxembourg: Impressed.

Estonia: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Estonia: I just wanted to join in.

~~~

Latvia: *dies*

Lithuania: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!

Belgium: Bullshit. One month.

Netherlands: Nah, half a month.

Luxembourg, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LATVIA JUST DIED!

Estonia, scratching chin in thought: One week.

~~~

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Estonia: Thanks fam!

Lithuania: Oh no.

Belgium: *cries* I love you too.

Latvia: Sounds fake, but okay.

Luxembourg: *A flustered mess*

Netherlands: Can I get a refund?

~~~

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Belgium: I will not let you down.

Estonia: Sounds fun.

Luxembourg: K.

Lithuania: No, I'm fucking not.

Netherlands: Do I have to be?

Latvia: Please god, I am so tired.

~~~

Estonia: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Luxembourg: Theft.

Netherlands: Disturbing the peace.

Latvia: Aggravated assault.

Belgium: Arson.

Lithuania: All of the above. In that order, probably.

~~~

Lithuania, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

Latvia: But Lithuania, we don't smoke.

Lithuania: Cut the crap, Latvia. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Lithuania: *points at Luxembourg* One! *points at Belgium* Two! *points at Estonia* Three! *points at Netherlands* Four! *points at Latvia* Five!

Lithuania: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!

Netherlands: *puts a cigarrette in Lithuania's hand*

Lithuania: Thank you. ...Light?

The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

~~~

Estonia: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Netherlands: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Belgium: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Lithuania: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Luxembourg: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Latvia: Mental stability, my old friend!

Estonia: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

~~~

following ones are random pairs and groups from the group minus LatLux bc they have a separate chapter

Latvia: I just ended a five year relationship.

Estonia: Oh no, are you okay?

Latvia: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

~~~

Luxembourg: I asked Latvia out.

Belgium: Oh, I'm sorry.

Luxembourg: Why?

Belgium: Well, I assume they said no.

Luxembourg: No, they said yes.

Belgium: Really? Then I'm sorry for them.

~~~

Belgium: Life is like Luxembourg. It's short.

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Latvia: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Estonia: Strong.

Netherlands: Weak.

Lithuania: An idiot, is what your are.

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Netherlands, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

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Lithuania: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Estonia and Latvia: Awwww-

Lithuania: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Estonia and Latvia: Oh.

~~~

Luxembourg: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Latvia: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.

Lithuania: Fuck you.

~~~

Netherlands: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.

Lithuania: What club?

Estonia: The hating Lithuania club.

Lithuania: ...The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

~~~

Latvia: Between Belgium, Luxembourg, Lithuania, and Estonia -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Netherlands: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.

Latvia: Lithuania?

Netherlands: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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Luxembourg, walking into Netherlands and Belgium's bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.

Netherlands: What was it about?

Belgium: No, don't ask them that!

Netherlands: Why not?

Belgium: Cause they'll answer!

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Latvia, sniffling: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.

Belgium: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?

Latvia: I have depression, what do you think?

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Latvia: Luxembourg, what do you have?

Luxembourg: A KNIFE!

Latvia: Okay, have fu-

Belgium: NO!

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