EchoSong: "Let me see what you have."

Berrynose: "A KNIFE!"

EchoSong and Jay: "NO-"

(My real life cats for this one)

Hannah (Holds mic up to Pumpkin): "Who's the hottest uber drive you've ever had?"

Pumpkin: "Umm, I've never went to....oovoo javer."

Hannah: *Visible confusion*

Peppertail: *Looking behind him to all his dying/hurt clan members* "Look at all those CHICKENS."

Vanilla explaining a story: "And they were roommates." 

Salad, amazed: "Oh my god they were roommates!"

Raven in the haunted house: "WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS-"

*Zooms into a ghost in the background, and Raven starts screaming* 

Raven: "KUMBAYA MY LORDDD-"

(Au for this one-)

Albert and Zen literally trying to kill eachother:

Vanilla: "CAN I GET A WAFFLE- CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE-"

Sharky: "How do you keep your pants up when you're performing? It's incredible!"

Azure: ...

Sharky: ...

Azure, annoyed: "Belt."

(MILD SPOILERS FOR THE EARLY SETTLERS HERE-)

Berrynose, walking by the lake to wake up her mate Crocodile Fang: "WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!"

Another she-cat wakes up from beside him: "Ah, flea-pelt-"

(That one "Giving up vine" but instead it's just Lemone)

Kolbert: (OLD AND DELETED OC FROM MY OLD ROOMMATES SERIES) "Sure, you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?" *Camera zooms in on his face*

Foxy to Pennie after she knocked over a lamp: "I should've left you on that street corner where you were standin'."

Pennie, smug faced: "But ya didn't-"

Wolfie after failing her class for like the 7th time in a row: "weLl iTs beEn a GrEaT dAy tOdAy, cAnT wAiT fOr tOmmORoW..." *sobs quietly*

Rosepetal to all the kits she's training: "Things to say that will always start a fight."

Crow Fur: *Walks in*

Crow Fur: "Anybody wanna fight?"

The camera zoom's into Berrynose's face: "You are my daaad"

*Jay appears* 

Berrynose: "You're my dad!"

Both Jay and Berrynose: "Boogie woogie woogie!"

(PART 2?!)