Challenge: Fangfiction Aug14-21 - use an established vampire character to declare their love via letter to another character from an existing universe.
Fandoms: Dracula/Star Trek reboot
Length: 200 words

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~*~

Dammit Jim,

two minutes after meeting you I knew the universe thought my life was too boring. Well you finally went and did it, you overgrown child - you ran headfirst into something I couldn't fix normally. Now you're gonna wake up with fangs, so don't blame me.

Drink the red pouch, then the blue one. Red is blood, blue will make you appear human. Thank the stars for modern medicine.

This is all Mina's fault, she convinced me to become a doctor the first time. If this leads Van Helsing's spawn to me again I won't let you or her forget it. I have rules and you made me break them all. You are my first vampire child since 1897 and FYI I haven't eaten anyone since then either (also Mina's fault).

When I mentioned you, she said I was in trouble and Jonathan just laughed. Boy, were they right! Do not leave your quarters until I get there to explain everything - Stoker was an imbecile. I have to finish patching up the crewman you also got blown up first.

And in case you didn't get the message, you dense idiot, I love you,

Bones (aka Vlad Dracula)