SO.

REUNITED  HUH?

ALRIGHT TIME TO DO MY THING

first and foremost thE FKUCING,, TUX AND HAT ARE BACK AND IM YELLING
I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN WEAR A TUX AGAIN

look at this beautiful green lesbo in a dRESS
I LOVE HER. AND I LOVE THE DRESS. MY LITTLE FLOWER GIRL. SHE IS SO CUTE.

peridot is mcfricking cat but we all knew this
also?? bismuth is me
and amethyst is just amazing

whoops a ton of precious ruby coming up so just be warned

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SHE KICK!!!!

mr.dewey and jamie deciding to be gay because they both had their greatest desires taken from them lmao

peridot's skeptical look toward onion is honestly what i live for
just peridot in general is a huge part of my driving lifeforce

why the fuCC WOULD YOU LEAVE MY BABIES TO CRY LIKE THAT BLUE DIAMOND YOU ASSBASKET

peridot!! looks!! so!! happy!! to!! see!! lapis!! im crying this is the most pure lapidot material

"i've felt worse."
y'aLL THE MOST BADASS MOMENT IN THE SHOW NO QUESTION GOD DAMMIT IM STARTING TO LOVE LAPIS SO MUCH

look at her!! trying her darndest!! to take down blue diamond!! with cans!! i love her!!

ooF

she's so proud of herself!! and her fellow crystal gems!! I LOVE HER!!

aaah yes she is just the cutest little thing

ok ok no more nonsense i know what y'all really wanna see

THE KISS!!
it was so!! sweet!! and adorable!! and im so proud of my little lesbian babies!! ALSO I LOVE THAT RUBY IS WEARING THE DRESS AND SAPPHY IS WEARING THE SUIT ITS GENIUS AND I AM ABSOLUTELY THANKFUL THAT REBECCA SUGAR MADE THIS A THING THANK YOU SO MUCH SUGARWOMAN
also!!

the fusion!! she looks so beautiful!! and the rings!!

so to sum up this amazing episode:
lapis is a crystal gem now and im scre a mi ng, AND her and peridot got poofed which is sad but im hoping!! they come back!! WITH STARS!! AND BECOME OFFICIAL CRYSTAL GEMS!!
the entire wedding was just gorgeous,, the soNG HOLY SHI,,T
THE SONG WAS AMAZING AND ZACH CALLISON'S VOICE IS ABSOLUTELY ANGELIC, PLEASE JUST GO LISTEN TO THE SONG, I PUT IT AT THE TOP, PLEASE BLESS YOUR EARS WITH THIS SONG
peridot is still adorable, lapidot is even more canon than before, i wonder how the uk will censor the wedding?, the diamonds are still assholes lmao, steven can apparently get into people's consciousness now so? that's cool, there's so much more i'd like to say but honestly i need to learn how to breath properly again so i'm going to s top
bye im gonna go die
SaltyOtaku FOR REAL JUST CATCH UP WITH THE SHOW IT'S CRUCIAL AT THIS POINT PLEASE