hey SaltyOtaku

you binch

while you're stalling on watching bnha like a jerk
i thought i might as well yell at you about other series for now

*ahem*

HEY YOU
DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRE ANIME? NO? NOBODY DOES! DO YOU LIKE DEMONS? OF COURSE YOU DO, YOU HELLSPAWN! DO YOU LIKE GAYS? Y E S!
WELL, HOW ABOUT WE MIX VAMPIRES AND DEMONS TOGETHER TO CREATE A LOVELY ANIME WHERE EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY THE MAIN CHARACTERS, ARE GAY EXCEPT FOR THE HUMAN VILLAINS BECAUSE STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE STRICTLY LOOKED DOWN UPON IN THIS WORLD!
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SERAPH OF THE END, WHERE 99% OF THE HUMAN POPULATION IS WIPED OUT AND REPLACED BY VAMPIRES, AND THE REMAINING 1% OF HUMANS ARE ALL GAY!
IN THIS FANDOM, WE GET BEAUTIFUL GAY FANART AND EVEN OFFICIAL ART, LIKE SUCH:

AND DON'T FORGET THE MEMES!

AND THAT'S JUST THE TIP OF THE NONEXISTENT ICEBERG! WATCH AS OUR PROTAGONISTS, MIKAELA AND YUICHIRO, GO THROUGH NEVERENDING PAIN AND SUFFERING ALL BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE BOYFRIENDS AND RUN AWAY TOGETHER, BUT THEIR METAPHORICAL ABUSIVE FATHERS WON'T LET THEM!
ENJOY A BARREL OF LAUGHS AND ENDLESS CRYING AS THESE TWO ARE CONSTANTLY SEPERATED AND A PURPLE-HAIRED BI BINCH TRIES TO GET IN THE WAY OF THEIR SHIP.

ANOTHER ONE YOU'LL LOVE INVOLVES A HUGE TENTACLE MONSTER!
NOOO, NOT THE ONES THAT MOLESTED ASUNA IN THE FAIRY DANCE ARC OF SAO! SILLY!
I MEAN THIS ONE

THE EVER BELOVED KORO-SENSEI!
(VOICED BY SONNY STRAIT!)
RIDE THROUGH THIS ANIME WITH HAPPINESS AND HOPE IN YOUR HEART, ONLY FOR BOTH OF THOSE FEELINGS TO BE CRUSHED WHEN YOU REMEMBER THE INEVITABLE FATE OF THIS LOVABLE, HILARIOUS, AMAZING TEACHER WHO PLANS TO DESTROY THE PLANET AND END LIFE AS WE KNOW IT: DEATH! WATCH ON HELPLESSLY AS THE STUDENTS, AND YOU YOURSELF, START TO BECOME ATTACHED TO THIS CHARACTER WHO WE REALLY SHOULD HATE, BUT JUST CAN'T! WE JUST... we just can't... *soBS*--
OUR WONDERFUL MAIN CAST INCLUDES CHARACTERS SUCH AS:
ANDROGYNOUS SNAKE, NAGISA SHIOTA!

EDGY, MURDER-FUELED, LOCAL CLASS GENIUS AND PRECIOUS BOY KARMA AKABANE!

GREEN-HAIRED, SHADY, SKETCHY BINCH, KAEDE KAYANO!

AND MANY, MANY MORE!
WATCH NAGISA BE CONSTANTLY EXPLOITED FOR HIS FEMININE APPEARANCE, WHERE IT BECOMES THAT MUCH MORE CRUEL WHEN YOU FIND OUT ABOUT HIS PERSONAL LIFE IN SEASON 2!
ANYWAY! IF YOU DON'T LIKE FEELING EMOTIONS, TOO BAD, BECAUSE THE ENDING TO THIS ANIME WILL NO DOUBT LEAVE YOU BAWLING YOUR EYES OUT AT THREE IN THE MORNING ON A SCHOOL NIGHT! or maybe that's just me...
BUT HAVE NO FEAR!
TO EASE YOURSELF OF ANY TROUBLES, HAVE THIS, KORO SENSEI QUEST, AN AMAZING RPG-PARODY MINISERIES WITH CHIBIS!

WITH 10 MINUTE EPISODES AND A LASTING OF A MERE 12 EPISODES!
AFTER THAT, IT'S BACK TO SADNESS AND MEMES!
LIKE THESE!

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!

PREPARE TO DIE AS YOU MAKE YOUR WAY THROUGH THESE TWO SERIES AND ONLY HOPE TO MAKE IT OUT IN ONE FUNCTIONING PIECE!

you're welcome.
and, before you complain, just be happy i'm not shoving the beautifulness that is hetalia into your face.