Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt the sun doth move;
Doubt the truth to be a liar:
but never doubt I love.
-
Hamlet
William Shakespeare

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I stare at Greta without blinking my eyes. She gives me an awkward smile before taking a step back. "I.. I didn't see anything. I w-was just looking for you. I didn't see you.."

It takes me few seconds to understand her words. "I.. I'm not-" Greta cuts me off.

"Don't worry Allison, I won't tell anyone. If you love Daniel then I'll support you no matter what," she says before running away like a scared cat.

Did she just say that I'm a cheating wife?

Apparently, yes.

What the heck is going on around me?

I turn towards Daniel who's already looking at me. "Did you hear that? She thinks.. I'm cheating. God, this is no-"

"Hilarious," Daniel said, cutting me off before bursting into laughter. All my anger vanishes when I hear his rich voice. Daniel is laughing. And it's a great sight to watch, his blue eyes sparkling, his cheeks colored and his hands on his stomach.

He stops laughing when he sees me staring at him. "What?" he asks, pulling me towards him.

"Nothing."

He smirks. "Then let's continue our affair."

I glare at him before hitting him on the chest. Damn him!

After another few minutes, we both decided to go back to the hall hoping that my parents have already arrived.

"You got to be kidding me woman. How dare you go leaving me here in the lion's den?" Ryan snaps at me when he sees me walking towards him with Daniel.

"Is there lion here? Did grandma buy a lion? She didn't tell me. Is it pretty?" I ask him with a bright smile.

Lion? Pretty?

What? Can't a lion be pretty?

No way!

Careful! The lion may get offended.

Really?

"When I said lion, I meant your grandmother. She was practically growling. She wanted to know where you went. When will your parents arrive?"

Daniel chuckles and I immediately fall in love with that voice. He really looks relaxed and a smile tugs at the corner of my lips.

"Did she ask all this questions to you?"  I ask, leaning against Daniel. He wraps his arm around my waist, pulling me closer to him.

"No, I was hiding. She was questioning Hope aunt and your aunt was saying something about proper and prim behavior. Something like that." I roll my eyes. Obviously! The first thing that comes to their mind when I do some mistake is my behavior. They are still in stone age.

I move towards Ryan and pat his shoulder lightly. "Don't worry cousin in-law, your angel Miss. Allison is here to help you," I tell him, earning another glare from him.

"Mrs. Allison," Daniel corrects and I find myself blushing.

"Seriously! Stop with whatever looks you both are giving to each other. It's gross."

I shake my head slightly looking down at my shoes. My legs hurt a lot. "Follow me," I order as I walk towards the living room.

"You better not screw this up," Ryan mutters under his breathe. I smirk at him.

Allison and screwing? Not possible.

I hope so.

If looks could kill then I would have been buried six feet deep already.

You're lucky that looks can't kill anyone.

I'm always lucky. I'm everyone's lucky charm.

Stop!

"Where in the world were you?" Grandma shouts when she catches sight of me
I grin at her. Hope sighs in relief when she sees me

"I was actually making preparations and trying to be cooperative so that with the help of male genital, the male gamete can attack my zona pellucida to reach it's finishing point which is the ovum so that I may not be shedding the extra lining this month as the fertilization may take place," I complete with a smile plastered on my face. Grandma blinks at me.

My eyes wander around everyone's face and they all staring at me with wide eyes. Silence is surrounded around me.

Do you by any chance mean what I think you meant?

Maybe!

"Do you mean sex?" Grace asks, finally breaking the silence.

"As a matter of fact, yes," I say. Ryan's eyes widen, and Daniel clears his throat as his cheeks go red. I never saw Daniel blushing, it's really a sight for the eyes.

"Allison, I have warned you that you shouldn't say such things in front of me," Grandma snaps and I grin again.

"Grandmother, you told me not to use words such as dick, penis, cock, pussy, sex, fuck, shit, banging etc. What I told is a fact. People do it and this is the process through which the population of the country increases."

"Allison," Grandma growls, her eyes closing in annoyance. She opens her eyes only to send daggers at me.

"The things I told you is a part of daily life. There's nothing wrong about what I said and it's appropriate and taking place all around the world. This process is not illegal and it's all about science."

Grandma and Aunt Lizza turns red matching the color of beetroot. "Allison, this is not how a proper lady speaks," Aunt says and I grin again. She sighs seeing my grin.

Apparently, your grin is the sign which indicates that there's more to come.

Exactly!

"What I said is basic knowledge and the language I used is pure English which is not considered inappropriate anywhere in the world. Telling the facts doesn't make me less than any proper lady. I'm sure grandmother had undergone this process too and the products of the process is my mother and aunt. I had to undergo this process so that I can get the products too. Don't you want my products, grandma?" I ask and grandma sits on the couch. She looks pale, her face turned to a combination of red and white.

I turn my head towards Grace. "Grace, you have to give them grandchildren so you should know about the process. It's very simple. Anyway, you have to undergo this process sooner or later," I tell her and Grace looks like she might faint.

"First, you have to find a human of male species. This process cannot take place without the help of a suitable male species. So note the point. A suitable male species. My husband is my partner in this process, he's very much eligible for this. He has lot of stamina," I tell and everyone's gaze moves towards Ryan. Hope chuckles.

Ryan, glancing around, as everyone stares at him.

"Kill me now," Ryan whisper-yells. Daniel closes his eyes and sighs.

"Well...then Grace, you should be patient and when the male geni-"

"Stop," Grandma shouts and I try not to laugh when I see the expression on Grace's face. I'm sure nobody has given her such amazing lesson on sex.

I bet!

"I don't want to know what you did. Spare me the details. Just tell me where you went," Grandma snaps and I grin again.

"I went to the garden," I reply, folding my hands just below my chest.

"Why did you go there? I'm sure what you did..." she clears her throat slightly. "whatever you did can be done in any of the rooms here."

"My husband is very romantic. He wanted to try it a open area. We want to explore things in the day light." Everyone turns their gazes towards Ryan again.

"I hate you," he whispers to me, gritting his teeth.

"And the place was suitable for the male game-"

"For God's sake, please speak in a language we can understand," Aunt growls and I nod.

"Okay. I mean we have needs. I'm sure everyone here has needs so we did it. It's just that my husband is a wildcat in the bed and I wanted to know how he is in ground, under the daylight. He's the best lay I've had to this day, and my favorite. It's that thing he do with his tongue—”

"Stop!" Grandma and Aunt Lizza both shout in unison.

"I'm gonna get sick," Aunt groans, gagging as she tries to choke back her own need to vomit.

Everyone turn their eyes towards Ryan again. Daniel sighs.

"I thought I couldn't be embarrassed anymore," Ryan growls in a low voice.

"Grandma, I'm pretty sure you have had sex. You should try this thing from behind where when it gets dee-"

"Allison," Aunt shouts.

"I'm just telling truth. We both fuck like rabbits when we're alone, and—"

"Allison, shut that mouth of yours," Aunt shouts again causing me to chuckle.

"Aunt, maybe you should try doggy style. It's amazing, when me and my husband tried, we were groa-"

"I can't do this. I'm done. You’re ruining sex for me!" Aunt shouts, covering her face with her hands.

"Oh my God!" Grandma gets up from the couch and moves towards me.

Grandma turns towards Ryan. "You can go wherever you want and do...anything you want but kindly avoid the details," she spoke to Ryan who looks like he might run away from here.

"Grandma, you know what? I'm a screamer especially when my cli-"

"Allison, I beg you, please shut that mouth of yours. We need to have lunch, your parents will be here within ten minutes," she mutters before practically running towards her room. Aunt, Grace and Greta follows her. "She never changes," Aunt mutters under her breathe.

After few seconds, I fall to my knees, laughing out loud. "Oh my God! Their face! They looked like...Oh Lord!"

"You got to be kidding me," Ryan says and moves towards Daniel. I bite my lips to control my laughter. Hope settles on the couch, holding her stomach and laughing out loud.

Ryan grabs Daniel's hand and shake it hard. "You definitely deserve Nobel Prize for tolerating her. She's definitely not a human," he mutters and I laugh again.

I stand up. "I told you, I'm an angel and I came from heaven," I say and he shakes his head furiously.

"If angel is called for someone like you and the place where you live is called heaven then I wish I go to hell," I chuckle at them. Daniel's eyes meet mine and I wink at him. He scowls, his face still red in color.

"Angel is hungry. I better eat food otherwise my wings will become visible," I mutter as I stroll towards the dining room. I better feed my stomach. I have very good appetite.

Definitely, because you spoiled everyone's appetite.

Don't worry, I'll finish all the food. Angel doesn't like wasting food.

Stop calling yourself angel. Angels are wonderful creature, please don't spoil their name.

Okay, fine. I'm not angel.

I'm Allison and I'm the best.

Boasting!