Bro my tiddies won't stop growing. I fr went from a C cup to DD in two fucking months

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{third POV}

"Come on Tanjiro, try your best" Akaza smirked, readying his stance in a clear area Nakime had just made for the two. Tanjiro unsheathed his golden sword which looked like it radiated light itself, glowing in the dim candles around them.

Tanjiro grinned and took a deep breath, watching the demon activate his compass on the floor.

The boy made the first move, spouts if yellow electricity circling his body as he used thunder breathing to get close to Akaza. Tanjiro dodged all the demon's attacks while using this breathing, his movements becoming a mere blur as Akaza couldn't follow him very easily.

Once stealthily behind him, Tanjiro thrusted back his sword. However his technique was stopped with a sharp metallic clang, Akaza's fist collecting with the metal and sending the boy hurdling back into the wall.

"Come on Tanjiro, I've seen better than that" the demon prompted, giving him a teasing smirk while allowing the boy to dust himself off.

Tanjiro groaned and rubbed his head, a small streak of blood trailing down the side of his face.

"That was cool! Now it's my go again" he giggled, using crystal breathing and thrusting his sword into the ground, the floor split underneath Akaza; the gaping hole accompanied by razor sharp crystals at the bottom.

The demon gripped the side of the crack just in time, his feet grazing the crystals before he leapt to a stand again.

"That was impressive, you almost impaled me" he sweat dropped, jumping into the air upsi-down and clashing his hands together before punching at the air and sending gusts of strong force Tanjiro's way.

The boy gritted his teeth and redirected the blows with wind breathing, propelling Akaza's own attack back on himself.

The demon dodged mid air, falling to the floor and running up to Tanjiro in a split second; punching his side not before his arms was sliced off before he could get another hit in.

Tanjiro took advantage of the destruction to swing his leg into the air and kick Akaza right underneath the jaw; sending him scattering back as a sickly crack made his head lull to the side.

The upper moon placed his hands around his limp head and snapped it back into place, only to be greeted with a both his arms cut off at his shoulders.

Tanjiro grinned and bent backwards, avoiding a kick to the head and leaping back just in time.

Akaza walked up to the boy and regrew his limbs "you've gotten much stronger as expected" he laughed and charged again, this time Tanjiro didn't have enough time to dodge both fists connecting to his ribs and one to the side of his face.

The boy was sent scattering backwards, falling limp to the floor.

Then.

Akaza had a heart attack.

"T-Tanjiro!" He yelped, frantically rushing to the boy and picking him up in his arms.

Suddenly his bright red eyes snapped open, a wide smirk washing over his smug face as Tanjiro wrapped his hands around the demon's head and smashed their foreheads together.

Akaza hissed in pain and clutched his head with squinted eyes, the feeling of cold metal being pressed against his neck making him freeze.

"I won I won!"

Tanjiro victoriously retracted his blade and placed it back in its sheath, bouncing around the demolished grounds like a child again.

Akaza let out a breath "you got me..." he breathed out a sigh of relief, grabbing Tanjiro's cheeks and pinching them as the boy wined.

"Well at least it worked... you look kinda beat up" Akaza shrugged his shoulders, ruffling Tanjiro's hair with a small smile while observing his features; his right cheek looked slightly swollen along with a small gash on his forehead that was leaking blood down his face.

"Yeah... that's good enough I don't want to hurt you more otherwise I'll get killed. Even this is kinda pushing it" Akaza hummed, a little worried for his life.

"Well, it was good training though! I didn't get to try out my new form but that's ok" Tanjiro grinned, jumping onto Akaza's back and persisting to let the male carry him.

"Alright alright, now I need to drop you off in the woods around the demon slayer Corps so you don't actually have to walk all the way"

Tanjiro nodded his head "cool! I've got a plan don't worry!" He giggled while wriggling on the demon's back, internally rejoicing to himself about seeing his friends again.

"NAKI-"

"Tanjiro~ my favourite little mortal human!" A sudden voice squealed, both of them knew exactly who it was.

"Douma-San! I haven't seen you in forever!" Tanjiro suddenly jumped off Akaza's back to his dismay, hugging the demon's and waist. The upper moon sent a smirk to Akaza and wrapped his arms around Tanjiro's small frame.

"Awww I bet you missed me Huh! How about I take you back to the Corps instead of pinkie pie over here" Douma whispered, making Tanjiro giggle at the nickname he gave Akaza.

"Hey! Who're you calling pinkie pie! Take that back you freak!" Akaza screamed in retaliation, a door opening next to them which lead to the surrounding woods near the Corps.

Douma laughed and swept Tanjiro off his feet, twirling him in the air to mock the upper moon "go back to your fucking fresh meat farm- oh sorry cult and leave me and Tanjiro alone"

"Awww so mean Akaza-san~ Tanjiro you'll tell him off right!" Douma teased again, putting on a fake frown and squeezing Tanjiro to his chest.

The boy giggled and squirmed out of his hold, straightening out his slightly burnt clothes.

He coughed a little blood from some internal damage and and grabbed both the demon's hands "I'll go on my own! But you to have to promise to be nice to each other" Tanjiro pouted, making both inwardly awe at his cuteness.

Akaza huffed and nodded his head, followed by Douma doing the same.

Tanjiro brightened and jumped into the air, kissing Akaza on the cheek then turning to give the other demon a kiss.

"Ok! I'm off love you!" He beamed and picked up his sword which was on the floor and skipped to the door and closed it behind himself with a cute wave.

"I hope you die in a hole"

"Hey! You promised Tanjiro!"

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Tanjiro was left in the forest as the door disappeared, his injuries did hurt quite a bit. He definitely had some broken bones and and quite a few cuts on his face.

His haori was also pretty burnt due to Akaza's blue flames. However, Tanjiro purposefully didn't dodge some of the attacks.

The boy sighed and felt in his pocket for the vials of blood, sure enough they were still there.

A sudden wash of dread adorned the teen as he took out his sword and placed it on the floor to support his act by using it to walk.

The day was dark and overcast, low forming clouds covering the sky and giving a sinister Misty feeling to the forest; an intense feeling of foreboding lingering in the air... suffocatingly thick.

Tanjiro's next movements were callous and calculated, almost as if another person entirely. He scrunched his face up in pain, limping while putting his weight on the sword as he panted a little; stumbling up to the gates.

Tanjiro shakily rattled the gates to catch someone's attention before he held his breath till his vision turned cloudy and head began to spin. Face turning slightly purple as the last thing he was able to make out was a fuzzy figure standing down at him with a worried expression.

The more realistic, the more believable it would be.

Everything was going to plan so far...

Yet he couldn't help but dread what was too come.

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Bro I woke up with a hangover this morning and I have a fucking tattoo. Like bitch I have no clue where I got that shit, looks like my mum's beating me tonight 😩