Tittle::: Must-Allow-Natural-Diversification-And-Basic-Human-Rights-And-Zero-Idiocracy-And-Will-Settle-For-No-Less America

Le Random Things 'n' Facts About Him:::

--he has two precious boyfriends uwu(GerMoNeY and RusGaY)

--will slap you if you disagree with him(but srsly tho who would anyway--)

--is very responsible with his MoNeY and makes sure to pay off all his debts

--is besties with Mexico and Saudi Arabia(holds special birthday parties for them and invites them over to a different home[has one in each state uwu] each time)

--is secretly Britain's whiskey supplier

--is 10/10 reliable mechanic(not afraid to get down and dirty if the pros overweigh the cons)

--is the responsible workaholic of the three BFs

--has a disastrous and troublesome golden retriever named Capitalism(yes it actually represents capitalism)

--Capitalism is a Little Shit™ so America keeps it on a leash so it doesn't get too corrupted and carried away with exploiting-personal-info and manipulating-people-for-their-money

Textposts, Quotes, 'n' Other Random Interactions He Might've Had:::

Le Pictures:::

My sucky-ass ref for him--