Short little crack fic thingy I wrote in the midst of my writers block

I don't even know how to put a summary on this so right to the story!

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Nagi Mikado was not permitted into the kitchens at any building as long as any person from Raging Otori was there to enforce it. The story behind this is elaborate, detailed, and highly top secret. This my friends, is the story of The Sunday Morning Disaster.

The Sunday started normally, the members of Heavens sitting together at one round table, dousing themselves with all the coffee and sugar they could to get themselves going. Typically, Team Mom Kira will cook breakfast, but Nagi decided to be nice (for once) and make something for the rest of the members.

Huge Mistake #1.

Anyways, Nagi was by the stove, stirring around some eggs in a pan. All was going happy and well until someone cough cough Ryuuya cough cough decided to give some inspiration to Nagi by quoting the "Just Do It" meme.

Huge Mistake #2.

Like all thirteen-year olds of this generation, Nagi was utter meme trash. As soon as the first words of the meme left Ryuuya's mouth, Nagi spun around, knocking down a glass made of, well, glass, and started screaming the meme at the top of his lungs. In those thirty seconds it takes to thoroughly quote the meme, of course the fire alarm has to go off.

The eggs were burning.

But good thing Team Mom Kira was there to save the day. He was one of the members who actually knew how to operate a fire extinguisher and used that knowledge to his advantage.

Oh but our story is far from being over.

Team Mom Kira momentarily forgot about the broken glass on the kitchen floor. The floor was tiled, already making a slippery surface, and added the broken glass was like making it a death trap.

Alas, Nagi had to be the one to fall for the trap.

He tried to walk away from the mess that he created (and from the scolding Kira was going to give him later) but in the process, he had to slip on a piece of glass.

Then fall down.

Then try to break his fall by putting his hand underneath him.

Thus plunging a shard of glass into his right palm.

Team Mom and Team Dad (Eiichi) were both freaking out by the blood forming around Nagi's palm. Nagi didn't seem too fazed and pulled the shard of glass right out of his palm. This left an even bigger incision than before (it practically stretched across his whole right palm). Of course Team Parents rushed their youngest band member to the hospital, and of course he needed stitches. Back at the dorms, the four other members sat in their chairs in a stupor as they tried to make sense of all the nonsense that just happened.  

Later all of Raging Otori made a pact to not let Nagi anywhere near a kitchen for maybe about forever.