Requested by: TheBitchKingOfAngmar

Ranmaru's POV

I'm craving for some meat right now. Ugh, Reiji, I told you to bring one of your stupid bentos in the fridge... Geez... Idiot. Whatever. All I need is a good nap. Yeah, let's do that...

As my head was filled with the thoughts of meat and getting to sleep, I walked towards the couch that I usually take a nap on with a tired groan. I swear to life, my head is about to blow up. The fangirls' screaming is, no matter how I appreciate it, an unpleasant sound.

Why do they all have to scream like they just witnessed a murde--

I froze. The usually empty couch I was about to lay down on was not empty.

Someone IS about to witness a murder.

"Oi! Who do you think y--" I started in a pissed off voice as I pulled the blanket off the person's face, but then I froze.
I became face-to-face with the peaceful sleeping face of [F/N].
"... What the..." I muttered silently furrowing my eyebrows at her.
She slightly groaned in her sleep, moving a bit and pulling the blanket back over herself just a little.

... She looks so peaceful.

I frowned. I didn't have the heart to wake her up. She did look pretty tired these days, with the Earl being her senpai, she is overworking herself, like, hard.

Goddamnit, stupid heart.

I rubbed the back of my neck looking around the room in confusion.

And where will I sleep now? Just because some lost puppy took my place I will not give up my nap.

With a deep frown, I turned back to [F/N]'s sleeping figure. As I continued to stare at her, I suddenly found myself climbing beside her, tuckling myself under the blanket.

Okay, where did I get this fūcking genius idea from? Can this get more awkward?

The place was really small and [F/N] was basically pressed up against my chest. Although she didn't seem to mind as I felt her snuggling up to me and burying her face in my neck. I could feel her steady breath on my skin and my face started warming up.

Shouldn't have asked, it's just got more fūcking awkward. Goddamnit. Maybe I should just get up and sleep in the grocery closet.

I looked down at [F/N].

Forget it. She is clinging onto me like a dang child. No escape now. Fūck.

I let out yet another sigh as I slowly leaned onto her touch. She was warm. I buried my face in her hair ending up snuggling up to her too.

Well, not too bad actually. It would be more bad if the Earl would have stolen my sleeping spot. Geez, shouldn't have imagined that...

As a shiver ran down my spine, I finally closed my eyes and found myself smiling at the comfort. Best nap ever.

Reader's POV

My eyes slowly opened. My vision was still blurry as I let out a tired groan.

Did I fall asleep...? I sure did. Goddamnit Elsa. Keep your snapping fingers away from me...
... It sure is hotter in here then I remember.

As my head started to clear, I looked around the room.

The hell am I clinging onto...?

As I looked in front of me, I became face-to-face with a loudly snoring Ranmaru. His nose was basically touching mine as his steady, tired breaths were hitting my lips. After a few moments of pure shock, I sweatdropped.

Not the weirdest thing that happened to me in this place of these psychopatic baboonish dweebs titulated as 'idols'.
He is like a giant cat. I swear. I'm practically expecting the moment of him licking my nose.
What is going on in my head? I must be going crazy. Maybe it's because of the fact that Ranmaru's breath smells like cat food. Which I'm not gonna question.

After having a nice conversation with myself, the door suddenly opened, revealing a very hyped Reiji behind it, shaking his maracas.

Those maracas again. I swear I will one day draw a moustache on him. I bet he will even like it.

"... Eeh?" he muttered, stopping to shake the maracas and looking at us in a confused way.

"... So, Reiji." I said, turning to him as much as I could without waking up the giant cat. "Does this count as cat-blocked?"

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Short agaiiiin uuuuuugh

I hate myself XD