(a lil fontcest from author chan! Shhh my sis doesnt know)

Sans: man...such a long day...paps im home!

*Looks in paps room and sees he isnt home*
*Gets undressed in his boxers and slides in the kitchen*

Sans:take those old records off the shelf!!

Paps: SANS?!

*sans screams as papy blushes bright orange*