I'm so sorry, darlings!!! This has taken forever and I really hope you enjoy. 

I decided to make this an elongated story with like a plot and stuff so have the time of your lives reading this I guess. Also, it has been so long since I last wrote that my style has changed a bit and I'm kind of worried that it might read a little different or feel weird.

Some characters are a bit ooc but I needed it to serve the plot so my bad. Lol
Some implied relationships but they aren't really that important or relevant  ;) *audible wink*

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"B-but I-" America said, or stuttered rather. He couldn't get a full sentence out despite how hard he tried. Britain cleared his throat.

"I should probably let you up now."  Britain exited the american and moved off of him. He walked over to the side of the bed and uncuffed him. He hastily fled the room as America was slipping in and out of consciousness. 

He eventually passed out completely.

He awoke hours later. He checked his cell for the time, 1:47pm it said. He unlocked it and immediately texted Britain. 

"Dude tf was that?? can we talk??? Where r u?"

No reply, even after 15 minutes. America got sick of waiting and tried to get out of bed only to be met by a sharp pain. It only lasted a few second but it hurt like hell. Once he got up it wasn't an issue. He made his way to the bathroom and wiped the semen off of his chest thinking about how stupid and horny he probably looked. He tried to shake the thought out of his mind but it kept coming back.

Once he finished cleaning up he plopped back down on his bed realizing it wasn't dirty like he expected it to be which briefly confused him. The thought of it made him feel a little gross so he shrugged it off and turn onto his side. His stomach gurgled from emptiness.

"Oh, that's right! I haven't eaten all day." He sat up quickly and was greeted by the same pain from earlier. He winced and got out of bed once more. Leaving the room, he headed toward the kitchen and opened the refrigerator only to see it was close to empty.

"Ugh, I haven't been to the store in a while, have I?" He closed the refrigerator door as he remembered that he keeps forgetting to buy food. Holding a disappointed look on his face he heads back to his room to change. He puts on pants and a jacket and heads out the door, grabbing his keys on the way. He locks his front door, gets in his car and starts heading down the street towards the nearest supermarket.

"This sucks super hard..." He clicked on his phone. "And still no answer, great." He thinks to himself. He indignantly mumbles a few curse words while scrolling through all the contacts on his phone looking for someone to text and tell about what happened to him. He noticed that he wasn't even friends with some of the people in his contacts and most even hate his guts.

"I literally have no friends..." He says quietly to himself before walking into the store and unconsciously heads toward the cereal isle. He grabbed a few boxes of name brand cereal like Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms. He starts to scroll back up to the top and stop at the C's and America makes a face like a light bulb went off in his head.

"CANADA DOESN'T HATE ME!! WE'VE BEEN GETTING ALONG REALLY WELL LATELY!!!" He immediately screams in his mind.

He opens up his SMS and types with lightning speed.

The Hero: Dude smthn weird happened this morning

CanaDUH: Do I really want to know?

CanaDUH: No, I don't

CanaDUH: Nevermind, you're just going to tell me anyways.

The Hero: Okay so don't like freak out or anything

The Hero: Just bare with me bro

CanaDUH: Oh God. I can tell I am about to be very disturbed.

The Hero: okayy so...

The Hero: I dont wanna give any specific details but

The Hero: I may have uhhh

The Hero: this is really fucking embarrassing dude

CanaDUH: Hey watch your language

American Idiot (changes saved): sorry man I just

American Idiot: it has to do with Britain

CanaDUH: oh yeah, he's been kinda weird lately. Have you two been fighting again

American Idiot: no It's like 10 times worse 

American Idiot: We may have like done it

CanaDUH: done what?

CanaDUH: wait

CanaDUH: WHAT THE HELL???????? ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU BANGED BRITaN?????

CanaDUH: HOLY SHIT

American Idiot: OKAY BUT YOU LITERALLY JUST TOLD ME TO WATCH MY LANGUAGE LIKE???

CanaDUH: Excuse me but I have an excuse???????

CanaDUH: why are you telling me this anyway??

CanaDUH: I never recall asking you to tell me when you have sex

American Idiot: I HAD TO TELL SOMEONE I NEED ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO hhhHHHHH

CanaDUH: I cannot help you

American Idiot: wait I thought a thing like this happened to you?

CanaDUH: wait what are you insinuating?

American Idiot: idk what that word means please explain??

CanaDUH: (sent a screeshot) thats the definition

American Idiot: oH

American Idiot: I just meant like... Nvm it doesnt matter the point is you nerd to help me

American Idiot: *** need to help me gdi I hate autocorrect

CanaDUH: I am choosing not to help you with this sorry. :)

American Idiot: WAIT NO PLEASE

American Idiot: CANADA!!!

American Idiot: MATT NO DONT LEAVE ME!!!

American Idiot: I AM SUFFERING MATT HELP

American Idiot: FINE ILL JUST DEAL WITH THIS ON MY OWN THANKS FOR NOTHING LMAO BYE

"I hate my life." He said as he pressed the power button on his phone and slipped it into his pocket. He looked at the aisle he was in. It was not the one he was in when he started texting.
"I probably teleported here. Yeah that's likely."

After getting a bunch of junk food and soda and various other things he headed to checkout and grabbed a handful of Snickers and bought all of his things. He had polite small talk with the cashier who seemed very nice and promptly removed himself from the store.

He kept compulsively checking his phone but still nothing. Not even any notifications from Facebook or Twitter. Which actually made him feel even worse. He put everything in the back of his car and began driving back to his home.

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So that concludes ch. 4 please comment because that makes me very happy and helps me keep writing! Au revoir!