This one is probably cringy XD I'm sorry my lovelies, I just see Alfred as like a secret pervert SOOO yeah..but hey, you have to share the love of UsUk somehow! This is so funny though XD Im sorry people. Im sorry.

Alfred never knew why he had such an obsession with something so strange. Of course, him and Arthur were lovers, so nothing wrong with it...right? Well this obsession was well...Arthur's arse. I know, pretty weird huh? Well to Alfred it felt..normal.

He liked how soft it was. How perfectly round it was. But what he hated was how it basically attracted about every man, woman, and child they passed by in public. It pissed Alfred off so much. Like, didn't everyone know Arthur was HIS? Is it not obvious enough?!

Currently, they were taking a walk, like usual. Alfred had his hands wrapped around Arthur's waist, hugging him from behind. How else was he supposed to cover his Britt's amazing ass? Arthur, though, wasn't embarrassed. He was used to this in public, and felt really special.

I mean, who wouldn't feel special when the person that love the most loves them back and is being the most romantic and sweetest person you've known? "Babe" Arthur looked back, a smile on his face. "Yes, love?" "I love you~" Alfred laid his head on top of Arthur's head.

Arthur giggled. "I love you too, Mr.Clingy" Alfred chuckled, knowing it was true. It wasn't bad to him though. Clingy was more of a complement to him. "What can I say, you are irresistible" Arthur blushed a bit. "Not really" "Yes, really" He rolled his eyes and kept looking up.

"Why did you take me out here, exactly?" Arthur asked, a bit confused. "To show you off 'cause you're sexy" Arthur blushed, making red roses jealous of the color of his face. "Am not. I'm a disgusting Brit who lacks cooking skills" Alfred gasped. "Lies!!!" Arthur rubbed some of Alfred's hair.

"No, its facts" "Are not!" Arthur sighed. Might as well give in before Alfred gave a long speech bout how 'sexy' and 'gorgeous' he was. "Alright, fine. I was stating lies or opinions" Alfred smiled in victory. "Thank you, baby" Arthur chuckled. "Anything to mark my hero happy"

Maybe Alfred didn't have to be so worried. Arthur loved him and only him, nobody else.

Gosh it was clingy and short. Ohh wellllll. I got a new phone and its hard to understand so if I suck, blame the phone. DragonCatStar you know what I mean =^= the struggle is real