US Papyrus's POV:
My brother has been hanging out with a Sans from a different universe a lot lately, so I decided to visit the AU with him. But first, I met a Sans with ERROR things surrounding him. His eyes were very...interesting...I couldn't stop staring into them. Then it got awkward. "UH...ARE YOU READY TO GO BROTHER?" My brother asked. I snapped out of it. "Hm? Oh, yeah." I said quickly. The Sans, who I am going to call Error, opened a glitched portal. I stepped through the portal and saw the different version of my brother. I call him, Fell. "Hey Blue! Hey...Papyrus...?" Fell said, sending me a confused look. I waved lazily. "Hi Fell. I'm here to meet your bro." I claimed. Fell seemed...nervous...after I said that. "Oh! U-uhm...yeah! Let's go to m-my house then..." Fell stuttered. I internally shrugged and we started walking to Fell's house.

Soon, we were there. Fell went in and allowed us to come in. I looked around and my cigarette fell out of my mouth (more like fell out of midair). There was cracks and some blood on the floor,walls,ceiling...everywhere! It brought flashbacks of the genocide route back...ugh. "Boss! We have guests!" Fell called out. I heard loud and heavy footsteps nearing, then I saw him. A different version of me. "WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT BRINGING GUESTS?!" The different version of me shouted. Fell looked scared, especially when the different version of me picked Fell up by the front of his sweater. I think I'm going to call this Papyrus, Edge. Edge then glared at us and dropped Fell. Fell landed on his back and I just waved at Edge. "HELLO BLUE. WHO THE F*CK IS THIS?" Edge asked and pointed at me. "I'm his bro, but you can call me anything you want. Usually people call me Stretch, Honey, Orange or US Paps." I answered. "HMM. NICE TO MEET YOU." Edge said. Blue and Fell were suddenly gone. They must've gotten bored and left...or something.

Edge showed me to a very clean couch. "So...I'm gonna call you Edge from now on, 'kay?" I announced. Edge nodded. "OKAY. SO...HOW MANY MONSTERS HAVE YOU KILLED?" Edge asked, trying to break the ice. Kill? What the f*ck? "Uh...zero? We don't usually kill where I live." I answered. "YOU DON'T? WELL THEN, HOW MANY MONSTERS HAVE YOU TORTURED?" Edge surveyed. Torture? Is this he\\ or something? "Zero. We don't torture either." I answered. Edge seemed to be thinking, pondering what to question next. I decided I'll help him out. "How about we hang out at my place tomorrow, or you come to my place after this? So we'll have more time to talk....or I can give you my phone number and we can text." I suggested. "SURE." Edge muttered. We both got our phones out and put eachother on our contact list. I got a text a few seconds later.

🔥Edge🔥: THIS IS THE TERRIBLE PAPYRUS. DID I PUT IN THE RIGHT NUMBER?

🍯Honey🍯: Yup. Welcome to he\\.

🔥Edge🔥: OH.

🍯Honey🍯: Yup. So...what kind of beer do you like?

🔥Edge🔥: I USUALLY GET IT FROM GRILLBY'S AND LEAVE SO...

🍯Honey🍯: Oh. Can we go there right now?

🔥Edge🔥: SURE.

I looked over at Edge. He was smiling...I hope I caused that. I got up and helped Edge up. "I think that a long time ago, my bro met someone named Grillby. Weird..." I thought aloud. I got a cigarette out and put it in my mouth (OR FRICKIN MIDAIR). I lit it and we headed to Grillby's. We sat down and ordered beer bottle after beer bottle, drinking like there was no tomorrow. We did some karaoke together, while completely drunk.

After that night, we couldn't stay away from eachother.