Author's Note: Since I wanted to write something, I'll write something a friend not on Wattpad requested. (Meepmeepmeepmeep)

Ok. Let's start! (BLEH I don't wanna)
Why do people ship Pothena? That's just disgusting ok? Seriously. Athena=Poseidon's Niece
Poseidon=Athena's Uncle
Pothena=(Practically) The Child Of Vomit And Evil. So Just Evomit.
Imagine~~~: (Scene takes place via Iris Message)
Percy: Oh hi Dad. Wait, who are you dating now?
Poseidon: Oh, just your girlfriend's Mom.
Percy: Oh, that's cool. Wait, what?

Seriously though, this is just awful. Imagine dating your niece/nephew in real life. Or imagine your Dad/Mom dating their niece/nephew. (GIMME THE SOAP I NEEDA WASH MY MIND THOROUGHLY I DID NOT NEED THAT IMAGE BLARGH)
AWFUL. A.W.F.U.L.

--END OF CONVERSATION--

*Turns into a hippogriff and flies away eating an ice cream merrily to look for Uni the Unicorn (From the previous chapter)*

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