(Neither the art nor the video is mine :/
[Translation:
Takk-Thanks/Thank you]
Also, I added the video for fun cos it's random and weird (like me) and it has Pocky *insert shrug*
Lel idk xp)

HOLY SCHEIßE!
MEIN GOTT BLARGH WHAT HOW
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY? HVAÐ? HVAÐ? HOLY JÆVLA POTATOES

WE HAVE GOTTEN 1020 (1023 to be precise, which I worked out after much troublesome calculation) READS! :'D

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! You don't know how much this means to me! :DD I honestly never believed I'd get past 500 reads, really, since this was really just created out in the spur of the moment. (Is that right? I forgot how it goes... Mdm Wong ain't gonna be happy. o.o)

I truthfully had not much inspiration to update recently (I'm sorry T~T), but when I saw the number of reads I think last Thursday, I was seriously like "WHAT IS HAPPENZ HERE IS DIS FOR REALZ NEI" and I really was so happy that I just decided right there to continue working on the Q&A I'd been starting on early (and trying and failing to write properly tbh).
But I'm really sorry I couldn't post any new chapters for any of my books cos tho Thursday was a holiday and school was cancelled on Friday due to the haze (hooray), we were out of the house quite a lot. Then Saturday I had to go with my mom since her friend opened this Kumon learning centre, after which I went to tuition till 7:10 (nearly 7:40 by the time I left; I was writing my composition slowly) and Sunday I wasn't too free in the morning while I was at my grandparents' house in the evening. Basically, I was out of the house practically the whole of the four days so I really hadn't much chance to do much.
And then there was Monday when I couldn't write cos I simply didn't have the opportunity to just take a seat and write anything. *cough* couldn't sneak my phone to my bed to update *cough* and Tuesday I just couldn't publish anything (though I did get to write some stuff).
Today is Wednesday (a day I shouldn't be writing on cos we have Math PSLE tomorrow...) and surprisingly I have finally published it.
(Seriously, I go through so much trouble trying to sneak my phone with me to update but then I can't post a new chapter either cos I'm still writing slowly. Ugh.)

However I've finally managed to do something and have accomplished my mission of finishing this chapter by both updating in the school canteen (it's so loud here you don't even know) and writing in the afternoon before revising.
Seriously, don't learn from me cos if you have an exam tomorrow you should be revising and not using your phone. >.>

ALSO! A great big shout-out to PrincessSayuri for being a tremendously kind soul and agreeing to teach me Italian, even though I could have just went online and studied (read: studied my butt off by drowning in the sheer complexity of Italian grammar and masculine and feminine terms and the like) instead. Once again, thank you very much, I really do appreciate it! :)
(Dun worry, the rest you all are nice too.)

Just a note, some of these questions are related to school/my life out of Wattpad and the rest are mostly pretty useless and meaningless but I'll answer them anyway. xD
(Most of the questions were suggested by my friends, so their names have been repeated a lot.)

Also, the part about the things that annoy me are just some mini-rantings of mine that I collected and put together :)

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Q&A

Q. What music have you been listening to recently?

A. I've been listening to power metal recently in my quest of trying to see whether Finnish or Norwegian power metal is better (after reading this headcanon that Nor and Tino compete over whose metal is nicer tbh hehe. Nothing, non-Hetalians, nothing) but unfortunately I haven't had much success in my mission since I've not found much Norwegian metal. :/ But I think PelleK (is it spelled like that?) is pretty okay, or at least their songs I've listened to so far are nice! I think I still like Nightwish the most tho :P
(My sister just doesn't understand why I like power metal though. It's sad she just doesn't appreciate nice songs. 😒)
I've also been listening to songs/music from Hetalia including the fan-made ones.
(In The Bluebell Woods, Dance Of The Elves (oh god I seriously love the person who sung this song it's cool), they're all nice <3)

Q. How is your screaming pig doing?
(Fyi, that refers to my guinea pig that once squeaked for food so loudly it sounded like it was screaming legit it was so loud o.o)
-cheekybeckybecca

A. It's fine, but the rate at which it is gaining weight is rather worrying :O
Honest, when we got it it was definitely smaller.

Q. Why is Niall Horan sexy?
-cheekybeckybecca

A. I don't know, don't ask me.
*Edges out of room nervously*
(And yes, I really did include this question after all.)

Q. Do you like fried chicken+pizza?
-ohmygodfriedchicken

A. Yep and of course, I'm not sure anyone we know doesn't. O.o

Q. Favourite fried-chicken shop?
-ohmygodfriedchicken

A. No favourite in particular, really. •~• (You have a favourite?)

Q. Do you actually like mini-cupcakes?
-anywhomcanyhow

A. Yes I do. I pretty much like most foods.
(🍰 Cupcakes, Megan, cupcakes. Yes I'm talking to you. >:))
(Why are so many questions food-related tho?)

Q. Define "pasta"?
-ohmygodfriedchicken and cheekybeckybecca

A. A serious lip-reading error that has resulted in the assumption of it being said as another somewhat mildly inappropriate word instead.
My lips are sealed as to what it was misread as, however, but feel free to ask.

Q. Favourite book series?
-ohmygodfriedchicken

A. I can't decide between HP and PJO/HoO being the indecisive being I am so I'll say both. :D
(HOLY SMOKES TODAY MY FRIEND (anywhomcanyhow ) REMINDED ME ABOUT "MAGNUS CHASE AND THE GODS OF ASGARD" AND I JUST REMEMBERED THEN THAT THEY WERE LIKE NORSE GODS HOLY SHEEP NORWEGIAN GODS AHHHHH FANGIRL-OVERLOAD I SERIOUSLY WANT TO READ IT I NEED TO KNOW MORE MOAR MOAR MOARRRRRR xD
Oh and also, if anyone told me where to find The Son Of Sobek and more, I'd really appreciate :3)

Q. Favourite HP character?
-ohmygodfriedchicken

A. Hermione, followed by Luna.

Q. HP house?

A. Hufflepuff! Being the not-particularly-courageous, not-particularly-intelligent and not-particularly-cunning person I am.

Q. What is it with you and weird fanfics that tend to ruin people's childhood?
-mikeyxxkitten

A. It was just that once I was reading creepypastas, ok? Wait, more than once. Definitely more than once. 🍰 Have a cupcake! Huehuehue
(I couldn't choose between writing "kesesese" and "o-honhonhon" so I wrote "huehuehue" instead 😂)

Q. Why you no do HW? (This refers to Friday)
-mikeyxxkitten

A. I was watching Hetalia and I didn't even get the email containing my homework yet. Also, you should know by now that I'm a procrastinator. :D

Q. Favourite rapper?
-ohmygodfriedchicken

A. I don't really know any in particular. This just highlights the fact that I don't listen to enough songs. =~=

Q. Favourite JB song?
-ohmygodfriedchicken

A. No, just no. I don't know. No. @.@

Q. Favourite 1D song?
-ohmygodfriedchicken

A. DMD? I think? I dunno, they're all nice. :0

Q. Favourite pizza topping?
-ohmygodfriedchicken

A. Uhhh, I'm fine with anything I guess.

Q. How annoying is Netra?
- (you guessed it,) ohmygodfriedchicken

A. So very annoying, but it's nice in a way. 😬

Q. How weel can Jnrtra speel?
-ohmygodfriedchicken

A. Wonderfully well. Oh so wonderfully and perfectly well. 😒

Q. What colour would you dye your hair?
-ohmygodfriedchicken

A. If it was only for a day, perhaps some streaks of it blue. Don't ask why, I don't know either.
(Oh wait. WAIT. IDEA. If I absolutely had to I'd probably dye it blond temporarily *cough*Fem!Nor. Totally Fem!Nor. She is bad-ass I mean seriously I don't know why but I like her a lot*cough* nothin'.)
*shrugg* :D

Q. What colour of contacts would you wear, if only for a day?

A. Um... I honestly don't know. Maybe either green or blue. Don't ask why either.

Q. Favourite OTP?
-ohmygodfriedchicken

A. PERCABETH. PERCABETH FO LYFE. <3
(My other OTPs are AusHun followed by Spamano. Sorry to those who don't ship...)

Q. What do you want to be when you grow up? (A tad unoriginal, but the thought is appreciated :3)

A. An architect. Definitely an architect. (*cough*AHHH MAYBE A FANFIC-WRITER*cough*//shot)

Q. Do you speak Americano?

A. No, we no speak Americano. 😂

Q. Life goals?

A. One thing I want to accomplish is having my art improve and have it better than those excelling-in-art sorta people for once.
2. Is finally getting MCPC and playing on servers, with or without friends, but preferably with.
3. Is being able to learn at least 2 different languages and re-learning Cantonese again.
4. Is traveling across the world.
5. GETTING MORE OF MY FRIENDS TO LIKE HETALIA.
6. Is being able to write good/better stories.

(I will update this again later, I should really sleep now)

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Some Pretty Annoying Moments In My Life

I hate that moment when:

-My wifi decides to shut down temporarily when I'm in the middle of reading fanfic on my bed in the middle of the night and I can't get out of the room to turn it off and on again for fear that I wake my parents or sister >.> That just sucks.

-It is one of those rare occasions in which the water in the shower decides to be indecisive and is at war with itself over whether to be hot or cold or have a high-pressure or low-pressure so in the end the water is just turning from hot to cold every few seconds/minute and the pressure is changing. It wastes so much time and water. @.@

-Kids younger than you are totally rude and so fudging spoiled, acting like they own the world and we should be glad we are serving them, like when they don't even glance at you or just look at you distastefully when you hold the door or the lift (which happens a lot to me).

-Even more so when adults do the above ^

-My sister is fudging bothering me so much I can't concentrate on anything.
Eg. She is poking me, singing really loudly, kicking me, annoying me, pulling at me, resting her hands on me, the list goes on.

-I accidentally delete all the words in your chapter before you save it. That just utterly sucks. It is so annoying and I have to rewrite EVERYTHING.

-People make the characters OOC in fanfics. It is so infuriating sometimes that I utterly give up and read something else.
(NO, NOR DOES NOT ACT SO HAPPY AND ENTHUSIASTIC  HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE AWESOME IN HIS SILENTNESS AND COOLNESS AND BE HIS EMOTIONLESS SELF D:
I don't even know)

-My hair conditioner is rebelling.
No need to ask, just know that it doesn't work sometimes.

-That one spoiled bratty kid in the supermarket is crying over something you don't know and is disturbing everyone within a five-mile-radius.

-BABIES ARE CRYING IN THE PLANE ON YOUR TRIP OVERSEAS GAWD THAT IS HORRIBLE LIKE THEY CRY FOR WHAT SEEMS TO BE CONTINUOUSLY FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT AND YOU HAVE NO SILENCE TO WATCH A DAMMED MOVIE IN PEACE.

-I have writer's block. It is probably one of the worst things in the world for a writer. Or another thing is when I have all these ideas flowing through my brain yet I can't put anything together and create one simple goddamned story. ONE. STORY. JUST. ONE.
WHY WORLD, WHY.

-I feel as though I should continue in my journey of learning to speak, for example, Italian, yet I just can't do anything cos I have no idea where to start and how to memorise all the complicated necessities to know when speaking it.

-Literally everything breaks when I touch it. Like, literally everything. I hate when I ruin whatever I touch and screw it up quite a bit or create a giant mess..

-INSTRUCTIONS ARE UNCLEAR. I HATE IT FOR A REASON.

-RP websites don't accept your request to make an account unless you are 13. That is biased. 12 y/o's can be as mature as 13 y/o's or older y'know.
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Miscellaneous And Irrelevant Stuff Alert

^J^ <- holy crepe that still creeps the schist out of me sometimes. I don't know why I use it. But really, just look into the face and try not to be creeped out somewhat. ^J^ stare in the freakin eyes of it. Stare at it. Stare.

I was watching some of those Fanimecon videos on YouTube of the Hetalia panels and they were so weird yet so funny. It's just that the people don't really look like the characters and are so OOC sometimes. :/
(Arthur's hair isn't BRIGHT YELLOW for Lord's sake. And neither is Den's nor Nor's. NO ONE'S HAIR IS YELLOW. They should be ashamed of themselves for not even knowing what colour their character's hair should be.)

Gawd did EL Paper today suck.
And I was drawing some sadistic/creepy/twisted stuff on my paper after I was finished and I'm pretty sure the teacher saw. O.o
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I'm so grateful to all of you for sticking with me and reading my book, so once again I'd really like to thank all of you, silent readers included  :))
(Though perhaps it would be nice if you could submit an opinion/topic suggestion or two.. :])

Nite and good luck to all fellow P6's for PSLE!