A/N: So I saw this cute little girl write this on Wattpad. (P.S. Her drawing sucks.) So, I took a screenshot of this so I could rant.

Ehem.
I. Absolutely. Agree. With. This. Gal. If I see her with my Artie, I swear I will rip out her throat, drink her blood from it, twist her windpipe, blend her brain, carve out her eyes, smash them, hit her nose with her jaw, use her teeth to bite and tear her head, smash her skull, remove her stomach with my hands, use the stomach acids in it to digest her eyes, make her intestines into a sail, string it on a ship, have people rip it, and after that I shall cut off her legs slowly, mince them, blend them, freeze them, coat her severed arms in them as they melt, throw them into a pit, fling maggots at them, watch and laugh as they decompose, then pick up her various body parts, fling them into a volcano and never speak of her again.

*Clears throat*
So, what do you think?

I would love to see the look on that BRAT'S face when she tastes what I have planned in mind for her.

Her methods of murder are NOTHING compared to mine.

NOTHING.

Aren't I just a deranged, morbid maniac? ☺️

JUST KIDDING!

I'm ok with other people and Artie.
(YES ALISSA I'M NOT JOKING)

I'm totally fine with people if they take it as a England X Reader kinda thing.
(Feel free to comment if you don't get me :]])

But I just hate it if people (LIKE THE ABOVE PUNY, SELFISH EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING FROM THE PICTURE) say stupid things like:
England is mine and I will rip out your throat blehblehbleh... if you blehblehbleh...

WHY CAN'T WE ALL TAKE IT AS A ENGLAND X READER THING??
THERE'S NO PROBLEM IN THAT!

SERIOUSLY
WHAT IDIOTS

~The End~

Comment your suggestions for the next chapter please!

Btw, if anyone would like to know my ways of murder, feel free to ask. xD

Also, if you want to copy my ideas please make sure you say the ideas are from me :))

THANKS!! :D