A/N: I'm seriously really miserable about how Miss Alissa's drawing is better than mine. It's frukkin awesome (You're welcome Alissa.)
which makes me feel worse.
:((( (This chapter is related to Hetalia more than any other chapter. Sorry to all the readers who don't watch.)

I'm broken.
Help me.
*Sob*
Alissa.
Her drawing.
It's better than mine.
Why.
Why did she draw that.
Why did she send it to us.
Why...
*Collapses on Arthur while whimpering and mumbling rapidly*
Matty: Oh dear, Kumajiri...
Kumajirou: Who are you?
Alfred: WAIT! The hero should be the one who saves The Author!
Arthur: Just shaddup already and help her, you git!
Kiku: O//~//O

{Several Minutes Later}

*The Author is hunched over sitting on a sofa with head buried in hands*
Francis: I could help her...
*Evil smirk face* Onhonhonhonhon~
Arthur: What the bloody hell.
Go away, you perverted Frog. No one needs you.
Feliciano: Ve~ Are you okay?
Author: Alissawhyyouevilbeingwhyareyouruiningmelikethis~~ *Sob* (Don't be so smug Alissa ok.)
Ludwig: Obviously not. -.-
Feliciano: Then have some PASTA!!!
*He does The Wavy Pasta Dance*

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(Um wat)
Rovino: Like that's gonna work, you idiot. You're almost as stupid as that Tomato Bastard.
Antonio: Hey!
Ivan: How about we chop that idiot up with my axe, da? Kolkol. ^J^
Yao: Aiyaa, no thank you! But really, Author, are you okay, aru? (THAT'S NOT CHINA-LIKE AT ALL GEEZ)
(Natalia: *Whispers* Marry me, Big Brother~~)
Author: Fine~ *Sob*
Alfred: SHE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT!! SHE REQUIRES THE HERO'S HELP!!
*Places hamburger on The Author's head*
Arthur: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT FOR, YOU IDIOT!
*The Author picks up the burger and chews*
Author: Nomnomnom~
Arthur: ... Would you like some scones then, love?
Everyone: NOPE.
Arthur: :(((
Gilbert: OI! YOU! THE ONE WHO MADE THE AWESOME-BUT-NOT-AS-AWESOME-AS-ME AUTHOR UNHAPPY!! LE AWESOME ME REGARDS YOU AS ABSOLUTELY NOT AWESOME!!
*Gilbird flaps angrily*
Author: *Simmering*
Elizabeta: Would you like me to hit her with my frying pan?
Author: *Simmering*
Roderich: Are.. Are you okay?
Author: DO YOU THINK SO SHE FRUKKING INSULTED ME WHEN I POINTED OUT HER MISTAKES OK NOW SHUT THE FRUK UP AND LEAVE ME BE WITH MY ARTIE (TOT)
Matthew: Y-Yes Miss Author. (xD Poor Matty)
Author: :)
Francis: Onhonhonhonhonhon~~~ My Artie~~~ 😏
*Evil smirk appears again*
Gilbert: 😏
Antonio: 😏
The BTT: 😏
Alfred: LOL FRUK
Arthur: O////O Shaddup France...
Author: SHUT THE SCHIST UP (Lel PJ Reference) FROG. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
Francis: Oi
*Antonio is laughing and flailing around*
*Antonio runs beside Lovino*
*Antonio accidentally pulls Lovino's ahoge*
*Lovino turns red*
Lovino: CHIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~~!! (lol your fault again Lovi)
Feliciano: Ve~ Lovino~
Ludwig: *Facepalm*
*Chaos breaks out cos our dear Lovino is running around kicking people*
Heracles: *Yawn* What did I miss?...
*Sees crazy people running around*
Heracles: O//.//o WTF
Alfred: *Eats popcorn* This actually makes a great horror movie. Romano is scary when you pull his ahoge.
Lovino: TOMATO BASTARD
Antonio: *Sneaks away*
~Just then, something explodes and a fire starts~
Arthur: My cereal... 😢
*The BTT stroll out of building majestically in slo-mo wearing new pairs of shades while it explodes*
(Can just imagine Gilbert doing this xD)
Matthew: ...
Author: *Simmering* And this is all Alissa's fault. Right? 😒
Arthur: Ehhh..
Ivan: Need an axe? ^J^
Matthew: No, thanks...
Kumajirou: Who are you?

ALL IN ALL, EVERYTHING IS ALISSA'S FAULT ALRIGHT?

~The end~

Don't be proud Alissa.

WHOOOO FINALLY DONE!!! I don't know ok I was bored.

Please send in your requests and/or suggestions! Currently no one has commented their suggestions yet tho...

*Flies into the distance on mah majestic shades-wearing Uni while he barfs rainbows*
*Dragging a screaming Alfred*
*Arthur floats beside sniggering*
*Matty (Poor, poor Matty) sighs*