Fake Advertisements And Chat Excerpts
This is an excerpt of several messages from my class chat and a perfect example of what absolute schist we talk about everyday, or mostly everyday anyway.
Several of the people below are:
ohmygodfriedchicken , oohsehunfantasies , oohbaekhyunfantasies , dagraykoala and
arturiapendragon03
The creator of this company and writer of the advertisement is oohsehunfantasies , AKA Lee.
Editor is me!
Weedlee, A Company Created By Cheryl
I am the official weed producer
My cumpany is Weedlee
Remeber cum sign up for memeber sheep in weedlee cumpany
First 10 ppl wif goodie bag
In the goodie bag:
My graphic stimulus
Erm candy made of weed
Jelly made of weed
Chocolate made of weed
And some ice
AND ANIME MERCH
And some seasoning
Rememememeber sign up for weedlee mememeber sheep $30 per month any amount of weed can you take. We provide the goodest type of weed and other many many drug. Leeleeleethelee.com for more details
First 10 who sign up will have goodie bag wif alot things
(Netra: CHERYL YOU ARE KWEEN)
We speak the bestest english you can understand ok
Weedlee is mai cumpany
I make one
I use my finger to make ok
(Netra: I LOVE WEEDLEE
MAKE WEEDLEE MERCH)
(Cheryl: English exam over now i speak singlish)
Anw come and support weedlee we give the bestest service
(Netra: OK I SUPPORT
Cheryl: Only u
Netra: I WEEDLEE NO1 FAN
Cheryl: Yayyyy
Netra: 😂😂😂
WEEDLIFE 4 LIFE❤
Cheryl: Shan support weedlee
Shan: I WEEDLEE NO 2FAN
Cheryl: YASS
BOOYAH
LALALLALALALA
BOOYAHHHHH
[Xy: Save me
I is going to be affected]
Shan: I WEEDLEE NO3 FAN
N NO 4 FAN
[Xy: By their stupidity n lameness]
Netra: I AM 1
Shan: N NO5
WELL I GOT MORE POSITOON THAN YOU
Netra: I GOT HIGHEST POSITION
Shan: I GOT MORE POSITION
Netra: QUALITY OVER QUANTITY
Shan: MY POSITION ADD UP HIGHER THAN URS)
After you sign for member hor, we got nice nice place for u to do weed lest u get catch by mata mata. It in sentosa you go the bitch there there got whole u see u go there do weed. There got aircon cool cool one. Got muscular ppl guard oso.
U can hang out wif ur weed frens too
([Xy: I am so done
With our class
Wth am I doing])
(Cheryl: Go sentosa ah
Netra: I LOVE WEEDLEE
WEEDLEE FTW
OMG WE SHOULD GET WEEDLEE TATTOO ON OUR BUM
Cheryl: U on weed srsly)
Need more weed?
Go to weedlee.
My slogan ok
(Netra: YOU WANT WEEDLEE TATTOO JAMIE
YASS THE SLOGAN
Jamie: No...
Cheryl: Jamie piss alr
Netra: WEED IS GREEN
Cheryl: I cant stop laughing
Omf
I got problem
Netra: I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM
Cheryl: With arianagrande
Omf shan ask me sign up where
Netra: YAS
Cheryl: 😂😂
Netra: where do we sign up
got admission fee
Cheryl: I write out a form
Use paper money
Netra: I SIGN TMR
Cheryl: I go write my letter
Netra: GOOO
WRITEEE)
~~~
Well, there's the proof that my class isn't in our right mind.
Here's a bit more of mine and Cheryl's conversation:
Cheryl: I am sooo bored
Me: I total want to give up revising
Write the Weedlee thing
Holy shit
Cheryl: Same fuck hahahhaha
Me: Autocorrect change it to caps
Cheryl: Idk what to write
Lol
Me: It recognise and acknowledge your company's existence
😂
Cheryl: YAS
ABUDEN
WE FAMOUS
Me: 😂😂
🎈 celebrate
Happiness
Cheryl: YAS
Me: ✨✨
Cheryl: 💖💖💖
Me: I took like 1 minute to find that stupid emoji lol
Cheryl: HAHAHA
🐸
Me: 🍰
🎈
🎁
✨
🇬🇧
Wait wrong emoji
Wts
Cheryl: Its basically 😂or🌚 emoji for me
Me: 😂😂
Xy: dagraykoala
Can u
Please
Save me
From their stupidity and lameness
A: Lol
~~~
We're definitely not in our right minds, but you must understand that we are weird people. :D
Oh god this took me so long to copy and paste.
Okie I need to sleep.
(3 minutes later:
In actual fact I am reading. I should really sleep now.)
(Another few minutes later:
I can't stop reading this is too cute help me)
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