I'm really, really so sorry for not updating any of my books recently, all my dear readers!
*Winces as I get shot by flying tomatoes*
I just wasn't in the mood to write anything, after an incident which caused me to lose part of the fanfiction I was working on at the time, and I was also busy caught up reading fanfiction since PSLE ended, and I generally write slowly, so I take quite a while to even write one chapter tbh...

But anyway, enough of my mourning for my lost fanfiction and rambling, the long-awaited-for update is here!

(Just so you all know, I actually started this chapter on Saturday but I took too long to write everything =.=; Also it's 3:30 AM where I am rn and I'm not thinking straight cos I just read this fanfic that's like No Homo but is Hetalia and PruCan and it's hilarious ok I'm sorry idek anymore I'm rambling please continue.)

Since I'm not sure what exactly to write about, I'll just give some updates on recent events and/or happenings in my life and write down a few things I find wrong and weird in the world.

Okay, firstly, last Saturday (yeh, the day I started this chapter), my sister sprained her leg and had to get a cast and crutches. We all still don't know how she sprained it. =.=" She's just so amazingly unbelievable. But now she's alright again so that's all good.

Next, I guess you should know PSLE is over, which means FREEEEEEDOOOOM, and now we have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD and we're allowed to do what we want in class, just not use our phones or play cards, both of which I really don't understand. (Cos it's not like we're gambling or partaking in illegal activities on our phones, right? :/)
Anyway that sucks.

Another thing that just makes our life more difficult is the soon-coming fair during which we earn money to donate to a charity.

The thing about it is, my friend and I were making these friendship-bracelet-kinda-things and our teacher had to go look for other teachers to spread the news and whatnot, and got two teachers to order bracelets from us.
Now we have to make EIGHTY. EIGHTY.
EIGHTY.
Just how are we gonna do that? HOWW? D:

Next thing, I went to the library, I think, three days ago? Yeah, and when I went there, being the Hetalia-made-obsessed-with-learning-other-languages-and-stuff person I am, I went to look for books that (drumroll please), taught people how to speak different languages!
*attempts jazz hands*
*fails horribly*
*smacks self*

Yep. And I found a lot of such books, after spending at least ten minutes in front of the computers. I swear the person sitting in the chair near me was shooting me weird glances as I kept taking paper to note down the book numbers. O.o

So, when I went to dem shelves, I was like WOAAAAH LANGUAGE BOOKS GALORE HOOREI in my mind cos, I'm serious, there were SO MANY of such books to teach people different languages.

I mean, seriously, I don't remember them all, but I know for sure there were: Polish, Hungarian, Spanish, Latin, Italian, North American languages, German, French, Japanese, Korean, Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, Finnish and the Nordic Europe languages, which is basically a collection of the languages of most of the Nordic countries, I think, but I'm not sure if Faroese is included.. Hm.
(Sorry, but I would just like to ask something, if anyone would reply. Bokmål and Nynorsk are both spoken in Norway, right? So they are both considered Norwegian? I'm not sure...
I apologise again for interrupting your reading =.="")
Anyway, I'm sure there was still more, I just can't recall. But I was so exhilarated like EEEEEEE. My sister did not share my enthusiasm.

But in the end, I borrowed five books, the Norwegian, Danish, Swedish, Finnish and Nordic Europe countries ones, given my recent obsession with the Nordic countries. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a book for Icelandic, which was sad, but I think I'm occupied enough >.>

I've read on duolingo that Norwegians understand 88% of the spoken Swedish language and 73% of the spoken Danish language, Swedes understand 48% of the spoken Norwegian language and 23% of the spoken Danish language, Danes understand 69% of the spoken Norwegian language and 43% of the spoken Swedish language. And also that Norwegians understand 89% of the written Swedish language and 93% of the written Danish language, Swedes understand 86% of the written Norwegian language and 69% of the written Danish language, Danes understand 89% of the written Norwegian language and 69% of the written Swedish language. Apparently Icelandic is just like an older version of Danish, though they are completely different, like Old English to modern English.
(I knew learning Norwegian means I can understand the other two-Swedish and Danish-most but I didn't know everything precisely, and I didn't know the last bit either, and now my brain is positively flowing with information blargh)
(Source: duolingo.com and the people who commented and helped answer the question posed there)

If this is so, I might wanna start with Norwegian, if I do end up learning any one of these languages one day ^^

Okey, sorry about my rant, next thing!

I've sort of been on this fanfic-reading-spree for awhile, and the number of fanfics I've read is CRAZY huge.

I am ADDICTED to reading them and I MEAN ADDICTED.
A. D. D. I. C. T. E. D.
It's like I've been reading one after another nonstop every single day as long as I have free time. :0

And I can't believe me luck, cos I've been fortunate enough to be able to find awesome fanfictions enough to literally make me burst into peals of laughter (that cause my stomach to hurt :/) and tear up, not cos it's sad or anything but because of the AMAZINGNESS of them and how absolutely funny and great they are and then there ones that do make me tear up cos they're so saddening yet the writing is beautiful (like this DenNor fanfic I read and it made me tear up I'm srs). I'm not kidding, I'm really glad I've found such great fanfics :D
(I'm also happy cos they've actually provided me with some ideas for possible future fanfics.. :P)

[Oh, and also, more on the Hetalia side of things, I've been watching more Hetalia MMDs nowadays. They can be so random at times, and then I laugh and cause my sister to stare at me weirdly. xD
(JOSH, JUST POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK D:<)
I included the Malk video up there ^, which they made an MMD of with the first part of the video and the Awesome Trio.

Now everyone knows where I get some of my weirdness from :'D]

Yet another thing is that two days ago I was listening to PelleK (I've mentioned it before; They're brilliant) and let my sister listen to a bit too when she said something along the lines of "what is dis I dun like it it's so horrible" and "I dun wanna listen anymore".
Then I was like "WUT" and "D:" and "WHY NOT IT'S NICEEEEEEE" to which she replied something like "it's horrible".
I was like grumbling to myself after that :/
Then yesterday I was listening to it again and she was like: "All the music you listen to is horrible."
;v;
How depressing.

Okay, and let's see... What else need I add?

Oh yes, I was scaring myself with Creepypastas the other day. I don't want to mention anything else cos I'm still freaked out.

OKAY NOW TIME FOR THE MINI RANTS

So, I'll be ranting about...
WEIRD AND ILLOGICAL SHIPS!

(I don't wish to poke fun at anyone's ships, so do forgive me if appear insulting to anyone.. I would just like to state my opinion, not to accuse people of their ships and tell them what's right and wrong, though I honestly do not know how anyone ships this.)

First up,
(Cue drumroll)
From HP,
DRAPPLE.

I don't even know how to explain the wrongness of this. HOW DO YOU SHIP ONE WITH AN APPLE? AN APPLE IS NOT A HUMAN. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WRONGNESS AT ITS FULLNESS.
HOW DO PEOPLE WRITE FANFICTIONS OF THIS SHIP? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, I REALLY DO NOT.
I have actually read a fanfiction to find out more about Drapple. It was one of the weirdest choices I have ever made.
DRACO NAMED THE APPLE POLLY. POLLY. POLLY.

This is some of what happened:

""NOOOOOOO! PROFESSOR! NOOOOOO!" Draco leapt out of his seat.

But it was too late. It had only taken Snape three bites to reduce Polly, round and ripe Polly, to a shrunken stem and core. Snape set the apple core back onto the table and Draco sank back into his seat as the death of his beloved became a reality."

(Same as what I said above, I don't wish to poke fun at anyone's writing, I'm merely quoting it here to prove my point that this is beyond mental.)

Next he falls in love with a bezoar.
I don't know what to say anymore.

"Draco wasn't listening anymore. He stared long and hard at the bezoar, lying quietly in the glass jar, tracing its contours in his head.

It's the most beautiful thing in the world, he thought."

Next ship,
(Cue drumroll)
From HP again,
CHICKRON.

I don't even-

Okay, I gave up.
Actually I think I'll just state some the weird HP ships I've found instead, so this won't be too boring.
(Not in order)

1. Drapple -Draco and an apple
2. Chickron -Ron and chicken
3. Ludding -Luna and pudding
4. Dumbledrops -Dumbledore and lemon drops
5. Snobby -Snape and Dobby
6. Scapegoat -Aberforth and his goat? O.o
7. Filch and Mrs Norris, which is apparently called Sawdust and Mildew
8. Bellamione -Bellatrix and Hermione
9. Heralisk -Hermione and the BASILISK.
(Wow)

Okay, there are too many ships that are just so wrong, I can't finish saying them all.
Maybe you all can just search for "List of Harry Potter Pairing Names" and click the link for "fanlore".

Next ship,
(Cue drumroll)
From PJO/HoO,
BRASON.

Yep, Jason and brick.
Jason loves brick apparently.
I don't understand this one and I won't attempt to explain it.
Just know that it's wrong.
I'm scared of our world.
What is to be of our future?
Oh, woe is our future generations to be. (Idek)
Anw, NO. JUST NO. JASON WAS MADE FOR PIPER AND THEY WERE MEANT TO BE.

(Just gonna talk about them all here)

Same for them all. THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. YOU CANNOT RIP ANNABETH FROM PERCY AND THROW HER TO JASON AND THROW PIPER TO LEO AND CALYPSO TO PERCY. NONONONONO THIS IS ALL WRONG I'M HYPERVENTILATING THIS IS MADNESS THIS IS MADNESS AND NO, NO GOD INCEST LIKE APOLLO AND ARTEMIS-THAT'S JUST SICK.

THERE ARE TOO MANY SHIPS TO RANT ABOUT I SWEAR I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU MUST FORCE SOME PERFECTLY HAPPY COUPLES TO SPLIT AND FALL IN LOVE WITH OTHER COUPLES THAT WERE MEANT TO BEEEEEE. D:

(There's actually a similar rant on weird PJO/HoO ships on Wattpad as well, in Our Book Of Rants, written by @TheCerealKillers, maybe you can go read theirs? It's chapter 2 btw)

(Tbh there was a teeeeeeeeeny part of me that shipped Pernico besides Percabeth for like a week or less (I think it was less) until I was ashamed of myself for not shipping Percabeth and being loyal to my OTP. Anyway that's the past now.)

Seriously tho, there are so many twisted PJO fans out there that ship so many non-Canon ships! I can't even state any examples, there are too many to pick.

I think I'll leave this ship topic be and continue on.

CYCLING

Finally, I'm writing this. I've been meaning to write this for awhile.
Anyway, I'll begin now.

Some people think that cycling is an enjoyable activity and makes them feel all free and at ease, but to me, it is THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE.

I HATE cycling with a PASSION. IN FACT, I NOT ONLY HATE IT, I DETEST IT.
Every time I cycle, I feel as though I am going to fall at any momenT, I am going to crash into something etc. I'm not kidding. THE BICYCLE SEEMS TO HATE ME TOO, COS IT SEEMS TO MALFUNCTION EVERY TIME I USE IT. I SOMEONE CYCLED INTO A BENCH BEFORE AND I DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW.
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY BURNING HATRED FOR CYCLING (and I'm tired, it's 3:50 AM now), SO I SHALL LEAVE THIS TOPIC AS IS TOO.

AUTOCORRECT

Do we need to explain why we hate autocorrect?
No, we don't.
Autocorrect changes what we mean to say every single time, every single day, WHENEVER WE NEED TO MESSAGE SOMETHING THAT ISN'T IN OUR PHONE'S TINY VOCABULARY.
There is no need for examples either, I'm pretty sure anyone who's had a phone has had weird autocorrect issues.

FAT FINGERS

My friend (anywhomcanyhow ) and I were discussing this earlier on.

I guess you should know if you've ever texted without looking at the screen, or was just careless.

Examples:

Good morning frens
->
Gopf mitbninf ftems

Tremendously horrifying
->
Trimwndiudly hirrifyimf

(Wow, I'm really sorry I can't write anything more, I'm literally half awake rn and am having trouble trying to keep my eyes open.)

Second last thing:
I ONLY JUST REALISED TODAY (well yesterday really) THAT MAGNUS CHASE AND THE SWORD OF SUMMER IS IN SG COS I WAS IN POPULAR WHEN I SAW IT AND I WAS LIKE :DDD AND "I NEED TO BUY THIS NOW MOM WHERE ARE YOU" and I successfully bought it, which is great, except I still have so many unread books at home I need to read first before reading that T~T

Last thing:
IT'S HETALIA DAY IN FOUR DAYS EVERYONE I'M DYING AAAAHHHH
Oh and do you fellow SG Hetalians know that there will be an event held by fans at Sembawang Park on Saturday? It's from 12-5 PM if you guys didn't know ^^
Is anyone out there going too?
It would be nice to know I'm not going alone without anyone I know.

Anw I'm trying to look for a good shirt printing company but unfortunately they all have such long delivery times and so many of the websites are so complicated that I don't think I'd be able to get my shirt in time for Saturday. >.<;

Okay, good night (morning) for now, end of chapter! :)

*Promptly collapses head-first on bed and falls asleep within seconds cos I'm just that tired*