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                   The Legend:
     The Krusty Krab is said to be haunted by the Hash-Slinging Slasher. No one knows if the story is true or not, however, because supposedly no one survives an encounter with the Hash-Slinging Slasher. The story began many years ago...
     He was a fry cook who worked at the Krusty Krab. There was one problem, however: he was extremely clumsy.
     One night, he was cutting the patties when suddenly...he accidentally cut off his own hand. Scared that this would get him fired, he grabbed his trust spatula and bound it to his wrist to replace his missing hand.
     Everything was fine until later that night when he realized he was running low on potatoes so he left the restaurant to go to one of those little grocery stores that are open 24 hours.
     He didn't know that one of the buses were running late that night and when he stepped off the curb, the bus ran right over him! The bus driver called an ambulance but he died before they even arrived.
     And they say that every Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to reek his horrible vengeance so beware!

                           The Signs:
    There are three signs to warn you that the Hash-Slinging Slasher is coming:
     1. The lights will flicker on and off.
     2. The phone will ring but no one will be there.
     3. The Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over. He crosses the street without looking both ways cuz he's already dead. He knocks on the door of the Krusty Krab with his grisly spatula hand. He opens the door..... eeeeeekkk! He slowly approaches the counter and.....YOU'RE DEAD!

                 SpongeBob Ending:
    Several hours after Squidward told SpongeBob the legend, they were still stuck at work when he heard weird noises. It was revealed to just be SpongeBob mopping the ceiling. A minute later, the lights started turning off and on.
     Squidward: Very funny, SpongeBob, the lights will flicker on and off just like the story.
     SpongeBob: I didn't do it. (Lights turning on and off) Hey, Squidward, how're you doing that without moving the switch?
     Squidward: It's not me, idiot. Probably just the faulty wiring system in here.
     Just then, the phone rang and Squidward answered it.
     Squidward: Hello? Hello? Helllllo?!"
     SpongeBob: Very funny, Squidward. The phone will ring and there'll be nobody there. *Laughs* You crack me up!
      Squidward: I'M NOT DOING THIS, SPONGEBOB! *Takes a deep breath* Ok. There was the lights. (Lights turning on and off.) And the phone. (Phone starts ringing.) And....*notices slime coming out the wall* the walls will ooze green slime! No wait they always do that. But what was that third thing?
     A bus pulls up across the street.
     SpongeBob: I didn't know the buses ran this late.
     Squidward: They don't.
     SpongeBob: Well they're dropping someone off.
     A man steps off. The bus leaves. The man lifts up one arm to reveal a spatula instead of a hand. Squidward screams, hair popping outta his scalp.       Squidward: *screams out gibberish, trying to say the Hash-Slinging Slasher*
     SpongeBob: The Hash-Slinging Slasher!
     Squidward: At last, you understand!
     SpongeBob: No, it's not that. I'm just so touched that you would go to the trouble of dressing up like a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street just to entertain me. You must really like me!
     Squidward: SpongeBob, there are two things wrong with your theory. One, I hate you. And two, how can that be me when I'm standing RIGHT HERE?!?!
     They both start screaming as the figure walks in but when he gets to the counter, his shirt slips down, revealing that he did not have a spatula hand.
      Guy: Hey. I'm here to apply for a job. I called earlier but hung up cuz I was nervous.
      Squidward: Then if that was you on the bus and you on the phone, who was flickering the lights?
      The lights start flickering again, revealing....
      All: Nosferatu!

      THIS VERSION IS A LIE!
     The real version is about a couple who worked at the Krusty Krab. The guy got bored and told his girlfriend the story after which, weird things started happening. The figure of a man appeared at the door with a spatula for a hand.
      The next morning, the boss walked in to see the couple lying dead on the floor, covered in blood.
      On the wall were the words, "The Hash-Slinging Slasher".