Once there was a happy family. There was a mother and father who had a son, a daughter, and a little baby girl. One day, the family was relaxing at home except for the father who was still at work. All of a sudden, the little baby girl started crying, "I want some apple juice!"
     "I'll get you some apple juice." The sister said. She went to go to the fridge and the mother said, "Oh dear, there's no apple juice left in the fridge. You'll need to go down to the basement."
     Without a word, sister went over to the basement door, she opened it up, and she went down the stairs. And when she got to the bottom of the basement stairs she heard a voice that said, "I am the ghost with the one black eye!"
     And sister screamed and she ran up the basement stairs as quick as she could and she slammed that door tight. She turned to baby and she said, "Baby, there's a ghost in the basement!"
     And brother said, "I don't believe in ghosts!" He turned to baby and said, "Don't worry, baby. I'll get you your apple juice."
     So he went over to the basement door, he opened it up, and he went down the stairs. And when he got to the bottom of the basement stairs he heard a voice that said, "I am the ghost with the one black eye!"
     And brother screamed and he ran up the basement stairs as fast as his legs could carry him and he turned to baby and said, "Baby, don't you think you'd like some orange juice today?"
     Baby started crying harder. "No! I want some apple juice now! Now! Now! Waah!!"
     The mother groaned. "I guess I'll go. Why is it I always have to do everything myself?"
      So mother went over to the basement door, she opened it up, and she went down the stairs. And when she got to the bottom of the basement stairs she heard a voice that said, "I am the ghost with the one black eye!"
     And mother screamed and she ran up those stairs and slammed the door. "Baby, there really is a ghost in our basement!"
      And just about his time, the father walked into the kitchen to hear his little baby sitting there crying, "I WANT SOME APPLE JUICE! NOW NOW NOW! WAAH!!"
      Father asked, "Won't anyone get the baby some apple juice?" And mother responded, "But the apple juice is in the basement and there's a ghost in our basement!" And the father boomed out, "I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS!"
       So the father walked over to the basement door, he opened it up, and he went down the stairs. And when he got to the bottom of the basement stairs, he heard a voice that said, "I am the ghost with the one black eye!"
     Father screamed and ran up those stairs without touching a one. When he got upstairs, he turned to baby and said, "Baby, how about tomorrow? I'll take you to the grocery store and I'll buy you some apple juice. I'll buy you as much apple juice as you've ever wanted!"
     And baby started to cry harder, "I want apple juice now!!"
     Then, up came the old black dog and he thought to himself, 'well if no one else is going to get baby some apple juice, I guess I'll have to.'
     So he went over to the basement door. He stretched up on his hind legs, wrapped his paws around the doorknob, and he opened the door. He climbed down the stairs and when he got to the bottom of the basement stairs, he heard a voice that said, "I am the ghost with the one black eye!"
     The dog turned around and ran up the stairs with his tail tucked between his legs and slammed the door. He didn't say a thing to baby, he just curled up under the table, just a shivering and a shaking.
     Then the tabby cat thought, 'well if no one else is gonna get baby her apple juice, I guess I'll have to do the job.' So she walked over to the basement door and sat and waited until someone opened the door for her. She descended the stairs and when she got to the bottom of the basement stairs, she heard a voice that said, "I am the ghost with the one black eye!"
     The cat leapt up the stairs, not touching a one and she slammed the basement door shut. She ran over to the dog and laid beside him, just a shivering and a shaking.
     And baby cried, "Someone get me my apple juice now now now!!"
     But there was nobody left in the house to get her her apple juice. So baby decided to do it herself. She slid down her high chair leg and crawled over to the basement door. Someone opened the door for her and she slid down the stairs on her bum.
     And when she got to the bottom of the basement stairs, she heard a voice that said, "I am the ghost with the one black eye!"
     And baby sat up straight and tall and said, "If you don't be quiet and leave us alone, you're gonna be the ghost with two black eyes!"
     And, with that, the ghost disappeared and he was never seen, or heard from, again.