A lady is babysitting a couple of kids for extra money. After putting them to bed, the parents allow the babysitter to watch some TV in the living room.
     She is watching TV when her eye is drawn to a creepy little statue of a clown. It unnerves her to the point she finally calls the parents to ask about it.
     The parents immediately tell the babysitter to take the children and leave the house as fast as they can. They should go to the neighbor's house and wait there until the parents get home.
     When the parents arrive at their neighbor's house, they reveal to the babysitter that they don't have a clown statue and call the police.
     Later it is revealed that the "statue" was actually a midget disguised as a clown. He would stand still anytime someone entered the room and was waiting for the chance to murder the family.

See what I mean? Something always happens to the babysitter!