Once there was a little girl who had anxiety. Luckily, she had a little dog that helped her with her anxiety. He slept under her bed.
    Whenever she was anxious, she'd place her hand at the edge of the bed and her dog would lick it and she'd immediately calm down. She also did this just before bed.
     One night, she followed her usual routine, placing her hand at the edge of the bed. Her dog licked it and she fell asleep.
     She was woken up in the middle of the night by a nightmare. When she woke up, she heard a weird noise like water dripping. Drip. Drip. Drip.
      Feeling anxious, she placed her hand at the edge of the bed and her dog licked it. She immediately felt better and fell back asleep.
     The next morning, the girl woke up to a horrible sight. Her dog was hanging in her closet, dead, and written on the wall in the dog's blood were the words, "Humans can lick too."

Is it just me or do killers have a fascination with writing messages on the wall in blood??