-lawnmowers are driven on the streets

-there's three (3) good stores in your town

-common things seen on the side of the road: toilets, entire sofas, chairs, dead animals

-your town probably has one walmart and thats the center of the town

-confederate flags, everywhere

-everyone in your class has a knife. you feel safer this way.

-camo

-those t-shirts that are like "im a sweet tea drinking jesus lovin' country girl"

-student athletics out value entire your life x20

-"bless your heart"

-the old people are really touchy feely and personal

-shabby pick up trucks are the proper way for teenage boys at your school to compensate for their ""problems"" (if you catch my drift)

-everyone uses wierd and somewhat alarming metaphors, e.g. "id rather slide down a razor blade into a poor of rubbing alcohol"