Mangalore! I own a multi million dollar business and she has the audacity to order me to move to Mangalore!
"We are moving to Mumbai. Thats it!" I said. Obviously that hellcat wasn't letting go easily " Why should I move? Why is it that girls have to always move after marriage?" She asked. Why do I have the feeling that she is acting like my "real" wife!
Thankfully her friend, that 'Nava' girl knocked some sense into her. After their private conversation, my hellcat of a wife came back and said " fine, but I have conditions ."
Now she is talking some sense. " what are your conditions?" I asked a little pleased (actually, very pleased) that I won the location battle.
Oh wow, she actually wrote them down, efficient girl! No Manik, don't you praise her not even in your thoughts, that hellcat will take advantage of you.
She cleared her throat and read out from her little chit " my first condition is that, I will move to Mumbai, but will not move into your current residence."
I just nodded because I have more than one house so that doesn't really matter. What an absurd condition though, why does it matter where we live! Anyway...
She continued "second, we will not share a room, and will not have any marital relations. I should have my own space and feel safe in that house".
Like I want to sleep with her! Just look at yourself in the mirror girl! You and me, let me spell it out N.E.V.E.R!
I am thankful I didn't blurt my thoughts out to her, you never know,  that hellcat can kill me with her high pitched voice.
" third, I will continue my studies in Mumbai and fourth, you will not pay for any of my expenses."
"Done" I said bluntly without any expressions. " I have a few conditions as well." She looked a bit worried like I was going to gobble her up or something. Anyway, I continued my sentence " Although we are bound by marriage, we should be free to see other people. As you know I have a fiancé."
"I really don't care who you see or don't see. We are two individual people with separate lives and 'that' will remain the same." She replied to my satisfaction.
Then Raj cleared his throat. Oh yes, I forgot to mention earlier, Raj is my lawyer. Now, back to my sad story. Raj said "Okay, now that you both have reached a common page. Lets talk logistics. The sooner you move in together, the sooner you can get yourselves out of this mess."
"I am leaving Las Vegas in 5 hours, you could just come along" I offered as I didn't want to prolong this marriage beyond what I have to live with.
"I cannot just come with you now. I will be there in a week." My hellcat wife said.
Why am I using personal pronouns for her! Ok henceforth, no 'my' only hellcat or other appropriate names.
She got up to leave the room when I realized I do not have any of her contact details. I don't even remember her name. What if she disappears? I can never get a divorce, which means I cannot marry Alia! So, I asked her  politely "Give me your number."
She wrote something down on her 'conditions' chit and handed it to Raj and left without turning back. I asked her for something and she just walks out! This girl is so egoistic!