So I have two teddy bears that I got for Valentine's Day

This one is the original and honestly my favorite of the two

Got this one after my dog started playing with my original bear and chewed off the eye

And they look pretty darn cute together

I'm only keeping them cause I hate thunderstorms and they block my view of the outside and make me feel safe.

Yeah, that's the only reason...

I'm making the one-eyed bear into a pirate bear. I just need an eye patch and a pirate hat and done!

Haha so basically I want to name them cause I'm a childish person and I like to name my stuffed animals

But I suck at thinking up of names so what do you guys suggest?

The soon-to-be pirate bear is like any stuffed animal, soft and firm. The other is pretty floppy and I have to lean it against something to make it sit and/or stand.

Here's what the fur looks like.

I have no clue why I'm asking people to name stuffed animals...